Moesha Quotes

Moesha is a Sitcom that first aired in 1996 on UPN. Moesha completed its run in 2001.

Moesha was on for 6 seasons and 127 episodes. It features Kurt Farquhar as theme composer, and Kurt Farquhar as composer. Moesha is created by Ralph Farquhar.

Moesha is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Moesha is 22-24 minutes long. Moesha is produced by Regan Jon Productions and distributed by Paramount Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Usher as David, Bernie Mac as Niecy, Brandon Adams as Aaron, Kara Brock as Sara, Bernie Mac as Dee Mitchell, Dwight Woody as Cop, Bernie Mac as Frank Mitchell, Jon Huertas as Antonio, and Merlin Santana as Ohagi.

Moesha Quotes

Bernie Mac as Frank Mitchell

• (Bernie Mac) "Now you got her island up."

• (Bernie Mac) "I'm watching my figure."
• (Unnamed) "Then maybe you can tell the rest of us where to look for it."

• (Unnamed) "Well actually, I kinda like what Taylor did for the fashion section. She put my picture on the front page."
• (Bernie Mac) "Yeah, as a "fashion don't"."
• (Unnamed) "Girl, nobody ever reads the paper."

• (Unnamed) "Hello, Myles. How are you doing?"
• (Bernie Mac) "Kim, you don't have to shout. He's not deaf. He's just a little touched."
• (Unnamed) "He's not touched. He just likes to get high."

• (Unnamed) "You should've seen it; Ms. Parker set old Fullmore straight."
• (Bernie Mac) "Ms. Parker, can you come to my trig class? Mr. Johnson is getting out of hand."
• (Unnamed) "I don't care if he runs amok; Nikki don't do trig."

• (Bernie Mac) "I'm not getting any younger, your father and I are very much in love and we want to have a baby."
• (Unnamed) "But you already got us."
• (Bernie Mac) "And you're such a joy we want one more."

• (Bernie Mac) "You see, we got into a bidding war for the dealership."
• (Bernie Mac) "Are we talking desert storm or Star Wars?"

• (Unnamed) "What's up, Jetsons."
• (Bernie Mac) "Jetsons?"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, you and George got the same haircut."

• (Unnamed) "Niecy, which Tae-Bo tape is this?"
• (Bernie Mac) "Oh, girl, those tapes are too expensive. This is Tae-Po."

• (Bernie Mac) "Mo, we have looked everywhere: the arcade, the Magic Johnson theater, Mickey D's playland, the swap meet --"
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, and I got 10 scrunchies for a dollar."
• (Unnamed) "Kim, my brother is missing and you're shopping?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, if we can't find him we can use them as armbands."

• (Bernie Mac) "Hola, chico."
• (Jon Huertas) "Oh, and Happy Kwanzaa, my sista."

• (Unnamed) "You know I can dance like Janet."
• (Bernie Mac) "Yup; Reno."

Brandon Adams as Aaron

• (Brandon Adams) "Come on, Mo, I never said I was a virgin."
• (Unnamed) "No, but I didn't know you were a ho."

Usher as David

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Kara Brock as Sara

• (Kara Brock) "Andell, if we split a Cherry Soda, can we still get the free refills?"
• (Unnamed) "No, Broke-ahontas."

Merlin Santana as Ohagi

• (Unnamed) "So what does Ohagi mean? Young Black God?"
• (Merlin Santana) "It means Conquering Warrior."
• (Unnamed) "Ooh, I surrender."

Dwight Woody as Cop

• (Dwight Woody) "Calm down."
• (Bernie Mac) "Don't you tell me to calm down, I pay your salary."
• (Dwight Woody) "Then I need a raise."

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