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Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire Quotes

Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire is a television program that first aired in 2000 on Disney Channel. Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire ended in 1970.

It features Don Schain, Michael J Nathanson, Clifford Alsberg, Bettina Viviano as producer, Christopher Brady as theme composer, and Michael Storey as head of cinematography.

Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire is 85 minutes long. Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire is produced by Upstart Entertainment and distributed by Disney-ABC Domestic Television.

The cast includes: Matt O'Leary as Adam Hansen, Charles Shaughnessy as Dimitri Denatos, Robert Carradine as Malachi Van Helsing, Laura Vandervoort as Chelsea Hansen, Charles Shaughnessy as Dimitri, and Myles Jeffrey as Taylor Hansen.

Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire Quotes

Matt O'Leary as Adam Hansen

  • (Matt O'Leary) "Cellphone is to teenager what coffin is to vampire."
  • (Laura Vandervoort) "And mom's the remote."
  • (Matt O'Leary) "Yes, grasshopper. Now help me get this downstairs."
  • (Laura Vandervoort) "This is where the whole cellphone-coffin analogy breaks down."
  • (Matt O'Leary) "You're Wolfsbane?"
  • (Charles Shaughnessy) "I know, all the good vampire names have been taken. By teenagers --"

Myles Jeffrey as Taylor Hansen

  • (Myles Jeffrey) "Are you Malachi Van Helsing?"
  • (Robert Carradine) "On a good day."

Charles Shaughnessy as Dimitri Denatos

  • (Charles Shaughnessy) "Listen to them; the children of the night. Ah. What music they make."
  • (Charles Shaughnessy) "I don't drink WINE."
  • (Charles Shaughnessy) "I don't drink -- wine."

Robert Carradine as Malachi Van Helsing

  • (Robert Carradine) "You can't come with me. I'm going after a real live -- a DEAD vampire."

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