Monster Man (film) Quotes

Monster Man (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Monster Man completed its run in 1970.

It features Larry Rattner as producer, John Coda in charge of musical score, and Matthew Irving as head of cinematography.

Monster Man (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Monster Man (film) is 88 minutes long. Monster Man (film) is distributed by Lions Gate Entertainment.

The cast includes: Joe Goodrich as Brother Fred, Justin Urich as Harley, Eric Jungmann as Adam, Michael Bailey Smith as Monster Man, and Aimee Brooks as Sarah.

Monster Man (film) Quotes

Justin Urich as Harley

• (Justin Urich) "I feel like we just played Drop The Soap with Godzilla, man."

• (Justin Urich) "These f***ing rednecks must have IQs the same number as the size of my underwear to watch this."

• (Justin Urich) "If a vehicle could take Viagra, a monster truck is what it would look like. I mean those giant tires make the truck look like it's got blue balls."

• (Justin Urich) "I'm the kind of guy who puts the "ick" in "dick"."

• (Justin Urich) "I'm a corpse burrito, dude."

• (Justin Urich) "For these hillbillies, putting on socks is the equivalent of wearing a 3 piece suit."

Eric Jungmann as Adam

• (Eric Jungmann) "f***ing virgin? Isn't that an oxymoron?"

• (Eric Jungmann) "Did you know you suffer from diarrhea of the mouth?"

• (Eric Jungmann) "I can't understand why you're being so nice to me."
• (Aimee Brooks) "It's nice being nice to the nice."
• (Eric Jungmann) "I don't know how you can say that, I'm not even man enough to stick up for the girl I like."
• (Aimee Brooks) "You like me?"
• (Eric Jungmann) "Yeah."

• (Unnamed) "You dang kids are up to your assholes and elbows in trouble now."
• (Eric Jungmann) "Ask your elbows what ?"

Michael Bailey Smith as Monster Man

• (Michael Bailey Smith) "Wussies."

Joe Goodrich as Brother Fred

• (Joe Goodrich) "The end? This can't be the end. I was gonna f*** my sister. Now what am I gonna do? This sucks."

Aimee Brooks as Sarah

• (Aimee Brooks) "What was that?"
• (Justin Urich) "It definitely wasn't Colonel Mustard in the study with a candlestick I'll tell you that."

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