Moroccan Christmas Quotes

Moroccan Christmas is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Moroccan Christmas completed its run in 1970.

Moroccan Christmas Quotes

• (Angela Martin) "I am not going to judge Phyllis for desecrating Christmas. There is one person who will, though, and Phyllis just stuffed him into a drawer."

• (Meredith Palmer) "I don't mind telling you that I have an addiction. I do. To porn."
• (Michael Scott) "All right, no, no, no, no. That is -- The image, I think we all can agree, is very disgusting --"

• (Michael Scott) ""Have you ever, under the influence of alcohol, questioned the teachings of the Mormon Church?""
• (Oscar Martinez) "Where did you get this?"
• (Michael Scott) "I got it on a website. That's not important."

• (Michael Scott) "I need to find ways to push Meredith to the bottom. I think I can do it. I did it with Jan."

• (Andy Bernard) "When I was in college, I used to get wicked hammered. My nickname was "Puke." I would chug a fifth of So-Co, sneak into a frat party, polish off a few people's empties, some brewskies, some Jell-O shots, do some body shots off myself, pass out, wake up the next morning, boot, rally, more So-Co, head to class. Probably would have gotten expelled if I'd let it affect my grades, but I aced all my courses. They called me "Ace." It was totally awesome. I got straight B's. They called me "Buzz.""

• (Michael Scott) "You lit your hair on fire today. What about tomorrow? What is going to happen when you come into work and you're dead?"
• (Dwight Schrute) "I stab her in the brain with a wooden stick."
• (Dwight Schrute) "There are several ways to kill a zombie, but the most satisfying is to stab it in the brain with a wooden stick."

• (Dwight Schrute) "In the Schrute family, we believe in a five-fingered intervention. Awareness, education, control, acceptance and punching."

• (Jim Halpert) "Do you take requests?"
• (Andy Bernard) "Sure."
• (Jim Halpert) "Please stop, because we're having a Christmas party."

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