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Moving Violations Quotes

Moving Violations is a TV program that debuted in 1970 . Moving Violations completed its run in 1970.

It features Joe Roth as producer, Ralph Burns in charge of musical score, and Robert Elswit as head of cinematography.

Moving Violations is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Moving Violations is 90 minutes long. Moving Violations is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: John Murray as Dana Cannon, Ned Eisenberg as Wink Barnes, Lisa Hart Carroll as Deputy Halik, Lisa Hart Carroll as Deputy Virginia Morris, Nedra Volz as Mrs. Loretta Houk, Sally Kellerman as Judge Nedra Henderson, Jennifer Tilly as Amy Hopkins, Brian Backer as Scott Greeber, Wendie Jo Sperber as Joan Pudillo, Willard E. Pugh as Jeff Roth, and Ben Mittleman as Spencer Popadophalos.

Moving Violations Quotes

John Murray as Dana Cannon

  • (John Murray) "It's like I always say: When the going gets tough, the tough get going in their pants."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "Go ahead and laugh. None of you gonna finish Traffic School anyway. You're gonna all fail. And I guarantee you: None of you will ever see your cars again."
  • (John Murray) "It's like I always say. When the going gets tough, the tough get going in their pants."
  • (John Murray) "Hey, look. I think we've got off on the wrong foot, and I'm sorry. Why don't we shake hands and wipe the slate clean?"
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "Now look, mister. I'll be straight with you: I hate your ass."
  • (John Murray) "Oh, come on. This has gone too far."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "Shut up. I'm teaching this s***head class 'cause you got me demoted. That's right. You screwed up my promotion, my career. And now I'm gonna screw thing up for you."
  • (John Murray) "Sounds fair."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "You just watch yourself."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "I'll crush you."
  • (John Murray) "Okay, but just long as we can still be friends, okay?"
  • (John Murray) "All right people, settle down, take your seats, thank you --"
  • (John Murray) "That means you too, Red."
  • (John Murray) "Hey man, I've got all your albums, you're the greatest. All right, everybody stand up, please. Everybody up, c'mon."
  • (John Murray) "You. In the back. You waiting for a special invitation?"
  • (Ned Eisenberg) "You talkin' to me?"
  • (John Murray) "Yes, you too. Uppity-up-up-up."
  • (John Murray) "You're gonna like this. C'mon. Now, breathe in --"
  • (John Murray) "-- blow out"
  • (John Murray) ". Breathe in, blow out. That's it. Now, shake it out"
  • (John Murray) "Good."
  • (John Murray) "Now, if the women will all be so kind as to take off all their clothes, we can get things rolling."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "Sit DOWN, Mr. Cannon."
  • (John Murray) "Wait, wait. Could it be?"
  • (John Murray) "How big a coincidence is this?"
  • (John Murray) "Reunited, 'cause it feels so good."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "We're your traffic school instructors."
  • (John Murray) "Aren't you guys in the wrong room? Shouldn't you be next door at the pro-acid rain rally?"
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "Sit down before I mold your face into an ashtray."
  • (John Murray) "See, all you had to do was ask nicely."
  • (John Murray) "Aren't you guys in the wrong room? Shouldn't you be next door at the pro acid rain rally?"
  • (John Murray) "Hey, Wink, do us a favor. Try to be a normal person for the next five minutes, okay?"

Brian Backer as Scott Greeber

  • (Brian Backer) "I hit a casket with a puppet stage. What am I doing here?"

Willard E. Pugh as Jeff Roth

  • (Willard E. Pugh) "I crashed the Mercedes, my dad is going to kill me."
  • (Ned Eisenberg) "Hey man, I got an advice for you, go to your local video store, and rent "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre". It will relax you."

Wendie Jo Sperber as Joan Pudillo

  • (Unnamed) "Drain out all the water, take in plenty of oil, grease up that back end, get out on the highway and go at full speed for about ten miles. See how it feels."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "No-one's ever mentioned this to me before."
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "How can I be a hypochondriac when I'm sick all the time?"

Lisa Hart Carroll as Deputy Halik

  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "What is this powder?"
  • (John Murray) "Fertilizer."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "Ughhhh. s***."
  • (John Murray) "Exactly."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "You've changed my life. You've taught me a whole new of looking at the law."
  • (Sally Kellerman) "Well come on back to my place. I'll show you a whole new way of looking at my body."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "So what's it going to be? Boxing? Karate? Wrestling?"
  • (John Murray) "Are you kidding? Look, wimp --"
  • (Jennifer Tilly) "Oh, Jesus --"
  • (John Murray) "You come on as this big macho strong man. How about a real test of strength? How about arm wrestling?"
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "Sounds good, Cannon. I happen to be Western Division arm wrestling champ, so don't be surprised when I break your arm in two."
  • (John Murray) "Sounds fun. Come on, dickhead."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "I got my promotion."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "I got my period."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "Before you go home tonight, we'd like to show you a little film on traffic safety called, "Blood Flows Red on the Highway.""
  • (Ned Eisenberg) "All right."
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "By the time you complete this course, you will know all the rules of the road, backwards and forwards."
  • (John Murray) "Will there be any cooking tips, like what to do with those darned holiday leftovers?"

Nedra Volz as Mrs. Loretta Houk

  • (Nedra Volz) "What's a man doing in the Ladies Room?"
  • (John Murray) "This is the Men's Room, Mrs. Houk."
  • (Nedra Volz) "Oh."
  • (Nedra Volz) "Why is my back all wet?"

Sally Kellerman as Judge Nedra Henderson

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Ned Eisenberg as Wink Barnes

  • (Ned Eisenberg) "Ok I got it. First we kill him, then we cut off his face."
  • (John Murray) "Wink, you're a sick man. I thought you should know that."

Ben Mittleman as Spencer Popadophalos

  • (Ben Mittleman) "We didn't do so hot."
  • (John Murray) "How about "We all failed"?"
  • (Wendie Jo Sperber) "My God, we're never gonna drive again."
  • (Brian Backer) "I don't believe it."
  • (Willard E. Pugh) "That's it. My Dad's coming back in town tomorrow. I'm dead"
  • (Lisa Hart Carroll) "Too bad. Tough break. If I were you, I'd get used to public transportation."

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