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Mr. Monk and the Actor Quotes

Mr. Monk and the Actor is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Mr. Monk and the Actor ended in 1970.

Mr. Monk and the Actor Quotes

  • (Actor Playing Stottlemeyer) "Uh look, I know he's a bit eccentric, but Adrian Monk is the best damn investigator I've ever had so you tell the mayor if he goes I go."
  • (Actor Playing Stottlemeyer) "That's right."
  • (Actor Playing Stottlemeyer) "Lt. Disher. Lt. Disher, you got a minute?"
  • (Actress Playing Disher) "Yes Captain."
  • (Actor Playing Stottlemeyer) "Uh what the hell do I say? I got it. The victim, the victim just received a check for fifty-thousand dollars. Pretty weird time to kill yourself. What do you think?"
  • (Actress Playing Disher) "I'll tell you what I think. I think the department doesn't appreciate you enough."
  • (Actor Playing Stottlemeyer) "Randy, what are you doing?"
  • (Actress Playing Disher) "I'm doing what you taught me to do Captain, following my instincts."
  • (Captain Leland Stottlemeyer) "That never happened."
  • (Lt. Randall Disher) "Not even once."
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "That must have been a traumatic experience for you Adrian. And they cancelled the movie?"
  • (Adrian Monk) "He said he wanted to play a character who wasn't so dark and depressing. He's in England doing Hamlet."
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "How about the little getaway you were planning? The weekend away?"
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "All right, okay, maybe another time."
  • (Adrian Monk) "I guess I'm back to square one."
  • (Adrian Monk) "It's good to be home."
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "Adrian, please don't be hard on yourself. I think we should go back to three days a week for just a little while. That would be Monday, Wednesday, and Friday."
  • (Adrian Monk) "And Tuesday."
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "Tuesday would be four days a week --"
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "Okay, I could see that just until you're back on your feet --"
  • (Adrian Monk) "And Thursday."
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "Oh no, Thursday is five days a week, Adrian."
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "Okay, that way five days a week would be easier to remember --"
  • (Adrian Monk) "And Saturday."
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "Well, Saturday is the weekend and I don't like to see patients on the weekends."
  • (Adrian Monk) "Saturday."
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "Adrian, I have a family and I like to keep the weekend free --"
  • (Adrian Monk) "Saturday."
  • (Dr. Charles Kroger) "Okay, we'll try that for a weekend or two. So that would be Monday, Tuesday --"
  • (Adrian Monk) "And Sunday."
  • (Adrian Monk) "Natalie, it's me."
  • (Adrian Monk) "At least I think it's me."
  • (Natalie Teeger) "Oh, Mr. Monk, what time is it?"
  • (Adrian Monk) "You were right about actors. He's completely unstable."
  • (Natalie Teeger) "What did he do?"
  • (Adrian Monk) "Oh, he's so selfish. He's immature. Get this: he barged into my house in the middle of the night, woke me up because he felt like talking --"
  • (Natalie Teeger) "Umm, I can't imagine what that would be like --"
  • (Adrian Monk) "So we talked for hours. I will say this, he gets me, he really gets me, he understands about Trudy. He was dredging up these feelings. Feelings I haven't had in years. And then he made us food; fried eggs with the yolk exactly in the center, I mean exactly. He used a ruler, just the way I like them."
  • (Adrian Monk) "It was very confusing but delicious. Confusing, but delicious. And then he said he was tired and asked me to leave."
  • (Natalie Teeger) "So you left?"
  • (Adrian Monk) "He has to get up at 6:00."
  • (Natalie Teeger) "Mr. Monk, that's your house."
  • (Adrian Monk) "Boy, he's a good actor."

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