Mr. Monk and the Three Pies Quotes

Mr. Monk and the Three Pies is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Mr. Monk and the Three Pies ended in 1970.

Mr. Monk and the Three Pies Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Actually this is one of my fantasies. Except it's not a pie. And you're not in it."

• (Unnamed) "He's looking for something. Sharona, that's why he tripped. He didn't want to win the race, he was trying to come in second, he wanted the pie."
• (Unnamed) "Why?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, obviously, he --"
• (Unnamed) "You see, Sharona, what happened was --"
• (Unnamed) "I have no idea."

• (Unnamed) "Ambrose, you know what? Adrian's scared, too. All the time. But he doesn't let it stop him. Okay, now you tell me: what does he have that you don't have?"
• (Unnamed) "He has you."

• (Unnamed) "How did you remember that?"
• (Unnamed) "It's a gift, and a curse."

• (Unnamed) "Well, at least you two are talking."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I'm glad you enjoyed it, because that is it. I am never setting foot in that house again, okay? I have my own problems."
• (Unnamed) "Really? I never noticed."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, now you're being sardonic."

• (Unnamed) "Hello? No, I'm his assistant, Sharona Fleming. Who's this? Hold on."
• (Unnamed) "Adrian? You have a brother?"
• (Unnamed) "No."
• (Unnamed) "I'm sorry, sir. You must have the wrong Adrian Monk."
• (Unnamed) "Wait, wait, don't answer it. I -- I might have a brother."
• (Unnamed) "You told me you were an only child."
• (Unnamed) "I consider myself an only child. Look, we're not close. He has issues."
• (Unnamed) "Your brother has issues?"
• (Unnamed) "Don't you people have work to do? There's a dead woman over there."

• (Unnamed) "So, Ambrose, what am I? Why am I here?"
• (Unnamed) "Believe it or not, I need your help. It's about my next door neighbor. His name is Pat van Ranken."
• (Unnamed) "What about him?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm eighty-five to ninety percent sure that he killed his wife."

• (Unnamed) "Why aren't you out there looking for him?"
• (Unnamed) "Because I'm afraid I might find him."

• (Unnamed) "Ambrose, come with us."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, no, I can't."
• (Unnamed) "You're just gonna hide inside this house for the rest of your life?"
• (Unnamed) "That's my plan, yes."

• (Unnamed) "You have a brother? What does he do?"
• (Unnamed) "He writes instruction manuals for blenders -- and toaster ovens."

• (Unnamed) "What's that for?"
• (Unnamed) "For making my family seem normal."

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