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Mr. Saturday Knight Quotes

Mr. Saturday Knight is a television program that first aired in 1970 . Mr. Saturday Knight completed its run in 1970.

Mr. Saturday Knight Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "The crowd has fallen deathly ill -- silent -- sorry."
  • (Unnamed) "You see kids your father is nothing but a fizzle."
  • (Unnamed) "Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it. Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then ran off. He got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it. Well, actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle. After today -- only half the people who ever called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it."
  • (Unnamed) "You see that kids? Your father's nothing but a fizzle."
  • (Unnamed) "Nobody calls me a fizzle and gets away with it."
  • (Unnamed) "Except that one guy who called me a fizzle and then he ran off, he got away with it. But most people who call me a fizzle don't get away with it."
  • (Unnamed) "Well actually, that guy who got away with it was the only one who ever called me a fizzle."
  • (Unnamed) "But after today, only half the people who've called me a fizzle will have gotten away with it."
  • (Unnamed) "Looking for a good time, sweet cheeks?"
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, my God. Peter, get in the car."
  • (Unnamed) "But it will cost you. What do you want? A Cleveland Steamer?"
  • (Unnamed) "I said get in the car. What's a Cleveland Steamer?"
  • (Unnamed) "It means that he'll --"
  • (Unnamed) "Be cool."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, what's your fat ass doing here?"
  • (Unnamed) "He's my only means of conveyance. But, I suppose I do spoil him."
  • (Unnamed) "Clearly, you do."

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