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Mr. Woodcock Quotes

Mr. Woodcock is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Mr. Woodcock ended in 1970.

It features Bob Cooper as producer, Theodore Shapiro (composer) in charge of musical score, and Tami Reiker as head of cinematography.

Mr. Woodcock is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mr. Woodcock is 87 minutes long. Mr. Woodcock is distributed by New Line Cinema.

The cast includes: Amy Poehler as Maggie Hoffman, Seann William Scott as John Farley, Bill Macy as Mr. Woodcock, Ethan Suplee as Nedderman, and Alec George as Young Nedderman.

Mr. Woodcock Quotes

Seann William Scott as John Farley

  • (Seann William Scott) "You have a father?"
  • (Bill Macy) "Of course I have a father, Farley, I'm not Jesus."
  • (Seann William Scott) "When you make a blame sandwich, you gotta be ready to eat it yourself."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Are you okay?"
  • (Seann William Scott) "RHETORICAL QUESTION, WOODCOCK."
  • (Seann William Scott) "Lets go, Woodcock."
  • (Bill Macy) "You must like getting spanked, Farley. I guess it runs in the family."

Bill Macy as Mr. Woodcock

  • (Bill Macy) "One pothole in this entire town Farley -- and you've managed to find it."
  • (Bill Macy) "I don't do 'Sorry'."
  • (Seann William Scott) "What?"
  • (Bill Macy) "Sorry is for criminals and screw-ups -- and I'm neither one."

Amy Poehler as Maggie Hoffman

  • (Amy Poehler) "Look, I don't care if your granny is on fire."
  • (Amy Poehler) "This is Oprah. She farts on a book and it magically sells a million copies."

Ethan Suplee as Nedderman

  • (Ethan Suplee) "What's next, the Hitler Calzone?"

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