Mumford (film) Quotes

Mumford (film) is a television program that was first aired in 1970 . Mumford ended its run in 1970.

It features Lawrence Kasdan as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and Ericson Core as head of cinematography.

Mumford (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Mumford (film) is 112 minutes long. Mumford (film) is distributed by Walt Disney Studios Motion Pictures.

The cast includes: Jason Lee as Skip Skipperton, Loren Dean as Dr. Mumford, Pruitt Taylor Vince as Henry Follett, Hope Davis as Sofie Crisp, Ted Danson as Jeremy Brockett, Jason Ritter as Martin Brockett, Alfre Woodard as Lily, Zooey Deschanel as Nessa Watkins, Mary McDonnell as Althea Brockett, and David Paymer as Dr. Ernest Delbanco.

Mumford (film) Quotes

Jason Lee as Skip Skipperton

• (Jason Lee) "Far out"

• (Jason Lee) "I may be young, but Doc, I can tell you that I'm very immature."

• (Jason Lee) "Oh, she doesn't know about it yet. Right now, out of the two of us, I'm the only one in love. But I'm really stoked."

• (Jason Lee) "Do you know how I spend my every single solitary moment?"
• (Loren Dean) "Jerking off?"
• (Jason Lee) "No, that's a good guess though."

• (Jason Lee) "I wish I could live in the shower."

• (Jason Lee) "Are you telling me that your last job before becoming a psychologist was an investigator for the IRS?"
• (Loren Dean) "Everybody has a story, Skip."
• (Jason Lee) "Seems like you got the variety pack."

Mary McDonnell as Althea Brockett

• (Mary McDonnell) "You know what this feels like?; When I was in high school the thing I wanted most when I was stuck in class, the thing that I was desperately in pursuit of, was a hall pass. That's all I ever wanted. I loved moving freely around the school while everybody else was trapped in there. That's how I feel right now. Like I have some giant; all day; hall pass."

Loren Dean as Dr. Mumford

• (Loren Dean) "I noticed Something. For some reason, probably because I was too stoned to talk, everywhere I went people would talk to me. Tell me everything. Their problems, their inner most thoughts. Sometimes they needed advice, but most of the people just wanted someone to listen."

• (Loren Dean) "I had no friends and I didn't talk to my family. The only constant stabilizing force in my life was drugs."
• (Jason Lee) "An IRS investigator with a drug problem."

• (Loren Dean) "Are you positive your mother's a bitch?"

• (Loren Dean) "In a free society you are what you say you are. If you screwed up on life, sometimes you can get another shot."

• (Loren Dean) "I am not now, nor have I ever been, a psychologist."

• (Loren Dean) "Sofie, lie down. Most people do."
• (Hope Davis) "I'd better not. I'll fall right to sleep. I think it's a bit too soon for me to be sleeping with you."

• (Unnamed) "What kind of doctor are you?"
• (Loren Dean) "Ph.D. in psychology."
• (Unnamed) "Oh. Not a real doctor."
• (Loren Dean) "That's right, the fake kind."

David Paymer as Dr. Ernest Delbanco

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Zooey Deschanel as Nessa Watkins

• (Zooey Deschanel) "This shrink school you went to, did you hear about it in an infomercial?"

Pruitt Taylor Vince as Henry Follett

• (Pruitt Taylor Vince) "She kept yammering all the time, but her hips were doing all the talking."

Alfre Woodard as Lily

• (Alfre Woodard) "I've had it with men. They are so fascinated by their own crap. It took me four years to get the last one out. These days my idea of a hot date is a long shower by myself before bed."

• (Alfre Woodard) "I watched 20/20, it was shocking. Did you know the government is wasteful?"

Jason Ritter as Martin Brockett

• (Jason Ritter) "Have you come across a bigger s***head than my stepfather?"

Hope Davis as Sofie Crisp

• (Hope Davis) "Hello Mother. I want you to meet Dr. Mumford."
• (Unnamed) "Mumford? Like the town?"

• (Hope Davis) "You actually address yourself by name in your thoughts?"

Ted Danson as Jeremy Brockett

• (Ted Danson) "Are you a man who likes to treat himself right?"
• (Loren Dean) "I've had my moments."
• (Ted Danson) "Well, I am. And I'm not ashamed of it. Nobody ever said on their deathbed, "I treated myself too well.""
• (Loren Dean) "I thought it was, "Nobody ever said I should have spent more time at the office.""
• (Ted Danson) "Fill in the blanks. I don't mind the office. The point is you only go around once. So, like the Zen say, "Be here now.""

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