Murderers' Row (film) Quotes

Murderers' Row (film) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Murderers' Row ended its run in 1970.

It features Irving Allen as producer, Lalo Schifrin in charge of musical score, and Sam Leavitt as head of cinematography.

Murderers' Row (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Murderers' Row (film) is 105 min long. Murderers' Row (film) is distributed by Columbia Pictures.

The cast includes: Camilla Sparv as Coco Duquette, Karl Malden as Julian Wall, Marcel Hillaire as Police Capt. Deveraux, Tom Reese as Ironhead, Dean Martin as Matt Helm, Corinne Cole as Miss January, James Gregory as MacDonald, and Duke Howard as Billy Orcutt.

Murderers' Row (film) Quotes

Duke Howard as Billy Orcutt

• (Duke Howard) "I demand an explanation. What is the meaning of this nocturnal assignation?"
• (Matt Helm aka Jim Peters) "Is he rehearsing for a play?"

Dean Martin as Matt Helm

• (Dean Martin) "What a way to finish. For a guy that drank booze all his life to end up like a milkshake."

• (Dean Martin) "I want to catch you right near Duluth."
• (Corinne Cole) "Why, that's my best feature."

• (Suzie Solaris) "He's yawing."
• (Dean Martin) "I don't feel so good myself."

• (Dean Martin) "Easy, I get a little ticklish west of the Mississippi."

Karl Malden as Julian Wall

• (Karl Malden) "You can be such an angel. And I may arrange it."

• (Karl Malden) "Men of good will have done a perfectly dreadful job of running the world. Perhaps it's time for a change. Admit it, I can't do much worse."
• (Matt Helm aka Jim Peters) "Oh, I think you can. I have faith in you."

• (Karl Malden) "There's a whole new breed of scientist today. They smoke, drink, swear, play around but they won't answer one simple little question: how do you destroy Washington D.C.?"

• (Karl Malden) "Now can you give me one good reason why I shouldn't drop you to the ground?"
• (Matt Helm aka Jim Peters) "Certainly, I'll get killed."

Camilla Sparv as Coco Duquette

• (Camilla Sparv) "I hate you for what you're doing to him."
• (Karl Malden) "Your way didn't work."
• (Camilla Sparv) "You stick to your television programs. And I'll stick to mine."

• (Matt Helm aka Jim Peters) "Cuckoo."
• (Camilla Sparv) "Coco."
• (Matt Helm aka Jim Peters) "Crazy."
• (Camilla Sparv) "Sometimes."

Corinne Cole as Miss January

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James Gregory as MacDonald

• (James Gregory) "Matt, they can brainwash a vacuum cleaner."

Marcel Hillaire as Police Capt. Deveraux

• (Matt Helm aka Jim Peters) "Now, wait just a doggone minute. I have some rights, too. I'm an American citizen."
• (Marcel Hillaire) "We will play the Star-Spangled Banner while you are in the electric chair."
• (Matt Helm aka Jim Peters) "Ahhhh; then I have to stand up."

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