Murphy Brown Quotes

Murphy Brown is a Sitcom that was first aired in 1988 on CBS. Murphy Brown completed its run in 1970.

Murphy Brown was on for 11 seasons and 260 episodes. It features DeAnne Heline, Bob Jeffords, Deborah Smith, Eileen Heisler, Ned E. Davis, Tom Seeley, Norm Gunzenhauser, Joshua Sternin, J.R. Ventimilia, Barnet Kellman, Russ Woody, and Frank Pace as producer, and Steve Dorff as composer. Murphy Brown is executive produced by Candice Bergen, Michael Saltzman, Rob Bragin, Bill Diamond, Marc Flanagan, Joel Shukovsky, Diane English, Eric Schotz, Korby Siamis, John Bowman, Gary Dontzig, and Steven Peterman. Murphy Brown is created by Diane English.

Murphy Brown is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Murphy Brown is 21-27 minutes long. Murphy Brown is produced by Warner Bros. Television, Shukovsky English Entertainment, and Bend in the Road Productions and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution.

The cast includes: Candice Bergen as Murphy, Charles Kimbrough as Jim, Lily Tomlin as Kay, Grant Shaud as Miles Silverberg, and Garry Marshall as Stan Lansing.

Murphy Brown Quotes

Candice Bergen as Murphy

• (Candice Bergen) "Men are like soap bars; one is great, two make you throw up."

• (Candice Bergen) "I was waiting for the universe to dispense some justice but sometimes the universe is just too damn slow. The effects of putting Nair in someone's styling gel, however, only take a few minutes."

• (Candice Bergen) "Stop looking at me like that."
• (Grant Shaud) "Like what?"
• (Candice Bergen) "Like Bambi caught in my headlights."

• (Candice Bergen) "Oh yeah? Well I can't take ANYTHING you say seriously with that stupid accent. You sound like you should be "plottink beeg trabble for moose and skvirrel"."

• (Unnamed) "Murphy, I'm still a virgin."
• (Candice Bergen) "Frank owes me $20."

• (Unnamed) "I haven't experienced life."
• (Candice Bergen) "I've experienced life, and I'm here to tell you it's overrated."

• (Candice Bergen) "I have breasts for the first time and the only man in my life doesn't know what to do with them."

• (Candice Bergen) "I can understand your way of thinking. You had a chance, and you caught it. But if you do any of this again I will kill you."
• (Unnamed) "Okaay."
• (Candice Bergen) "No. Understand. I know people. It would happen. It could be water, cement, painfull or not; it's pretty much my choice."

Garry Marshall as Stan Lansing

• (Garry Marshall) "Though I am a sucker for that rascal's nimble wordplay, it's not Dick who has millions of housewives glued to their sets. Dick is a punster. Punsters you can replace with a relative. It's Dottie, Murphy. Dottie is the show."
• (Candice Bergen) "Ah-ha. So what you're saying is, that you're willing to be Dickless, but you refuse to be Dotless."

Charles Kimbrough as Jim

• (Charles Kimbrough) "I can't hear you. My flesh is being consumed by acid."

• (Charles Kimbrough) "Murphy, do you need any money?"
• (Candice Bergen) "Jim, I make as much as you do."
• (Charles Kimbrough) "Good God Miles, is that true?"

Lily Tomlin as Kay

• (Lily Tomlin) "Oh, good morning, my little worker ants. That's just a figure of speech; I would NEVER compare you to insects. At least not after that sensitivity training seminar those maggots at the network forced me to attend."

• (Lily Tomlin) "I've talked to the network and they agree that given the quality of your work lately, they have no choice but to give all of you five days at a beautiful Mexican resort totally at their expense. See what I did there? You thought I was going to do something evil but I went a different way."

• (Lily Tomlin) "Corky, are you in there?"
• (Candice Bergen) "Are you alone?"
• (Lily Tomlin) "Yes, I am -- for the last ten years, and thanks so much for reminding me."

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