Murphy Brown (season 11) Quotes

Murphy Brown is a TV program that debuted in 2018 on CBS. Murphy Brown ended in 2018.

Murphy Brown was on for 13 episodes.

The cast includes: Candice Bergen as Murphy, Charles Kimbrough as Jim, Joanna P. Adler as Kay, and Grant Shaud as Miles Silverberg.

Murphy Brown Quotes

Candice Bergen as Murphy

• (Unnamed) "I haven't experienced life."
• (Candice Bergen) "I've experienced life, and I'm here to tell you it's overrated."

• (Candice Bergen) "Men are like soap bars; one is great, two make you throw up."

• (Candice Bergen) "Oh yeah? Well I can't take ANYTHING you say seriously with that stupid accent. You sound like you should be "plottink beeg trabble for moose and skvirrel"."

• (Candice Bergen) "Stop looking at me like that."
• (Grant Shaud) "Like what?"
• (Candice Bergen) "Like Bambi caught in my headlights."

• (Unnamed) "Though I am a sucker for that rascal's nimble wordplay, it's not Dick who has millions of housewives glued to their sets. Dick is a punster. Punsters you can replace with a relative. It's Dottie, Murphy. Dottie is the show."
• (Candice Bergen) "Ah-ha. So what you're saying is, that you're willing to be Dickless, but you refuse to be Dotless."

• (Unnamed) "Murphy, I'm still a virgin."
• (Candice Bergen) "Frank owes me $20."

• (Candice Bergen) "There was no chemistry, there was no old gang. And if there was, you weren't apart of it. You drove us nuts. Taking off your shoes, humming while you ate, and there's no such word as alls, it's all. It's all I know. It wasn't the network, it was us. We wanted you fired. My names Murph-Y. Get off the stage."

• (Candice Bergen) "Helicopter."
• (Candice Bergen) "Get out of here, you vultures. You're not getting one lousy picture. I've got a bazooka. And I'm not afraid to use it."
• (Unnamed) "Murphy, get in here."

• (Candice Bergen) "I can understand your way of thinking. You had a chance, and you caught it. But if you do any of this again I will kill you."
• (Unnamed) "Okaay."
• (Candice Bergen) "No. Understand. I know people. It would happen. It could be water, cement, painfull or not; it's pretty much my choice."

Charles Kimbrough as Jim

• (Charles Kimbrough) "I can't hear you. My flesh is being consumed by acid."

• (Charles Kimbrough) "Murphy, do you need any money?"
• (Candice Bergen) "Jim, I make as much as you do."
• (Charles Kimbrough) "Good God Miles, is that true?"

• (Charles Kimbrough) "Perhaps you need to be clearer."
• (Candice Bergen) "Clearer? Jim, the other day I rolled up my car window while she was still talking to me. I drove away and she actually ran alongside the car until she was able to pull her hair free at the onramp. I'm telling you, the woman cannot take a hint."

Joanna P. Adler as Kay

• (Joanna P. Adler) "I've talked to the network and they agree that given the quality of your work lately, they have no choice but to give all of you five days at a beautiful Mexican resort totally at their expense. See what I did there? You thought I was going to do something evil but I went a different way."

• (Joanna P. Adler) "Oh, good morning, my little worker ants. That's just a figure of speech; I would NEVER compare you to insects. At least not after that sensitivity training seminar those maggots at the network forced me to attend."

• (Joanna P. Adler) "Corky, are you in there?"
• (Candice Bergen) "Are you alone?"
• (Joanna P. Adler) "Yes, I am -- for the last ten years, and thanks so much for reminding me."

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