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My Best Friend's Wedding Quotes

My Best Friend's Wedding is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . My Best Friend's Wedding stopped airing in 1970.

It features Jerry Zucker (film director) as producer, James Newton Howard in charge of musical score, and László Kovács (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

My Best Friend's Wedding is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of My Best Friend's Wedding is 104 minutes long. My Best Friend's Wedding is distributed by TriStar Pictures.

The cast includes: Rupert Everett as George Downes, Julia Roberts as Julianne Potter, Dermot Mulroney as Michael O'Neill, Cameron Diaz as Kimmy Wallace, Susan Sullivan as Isabelle Wallace, Carrie Preston as Mandy Newhouse, and M. Emmet Walsh as Joe O'Neal.

My Best Friend's Wedding Quotes

Carrie Preston as Mandy Newhouse

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Dermot Mulroney as Michael O'Neill

  • (Dermot Mulroney) "The ring."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Why are you giving this to me?"
  • (Dermot Mulroney) "Because I don't trust Scotty."
  • (Dermot Mulroney) "Michael O'Neal: pointing to his dad And Julianne this guy you know."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Julianne Potter: kisses Joe on the cheek Papa Joe."
  • (M. Emmet Walsh) "Joe O'Neal: I told him he should make you his best man darling but had to go with his baby brother. ruffles his youngest son Scotty's head"
  • (Dermot Mulroney) "Kimmy says if you love someone you say it, you say it right then, out loud. Otherwise, the moment just --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Passes you by."
  • (Dermot Mulroney) "Passes you by. Yeah."

Rupert Everett as George Downes

  • (Rupert Everett) "Michael's chasing Kimmy?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "Yes."
  • (Rupert Everett) "You're chasing Michael?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "YES."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Who's chasing you -- nobody, get it? There's your answer. It's Kimmy."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Bond, Jane Bond"
  • (Rupert Everett) "Go on. This is so moving. Kindred spirits, eh?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "No, he's nothing like me. He's like you, actually, only straight."
  • (Rupert Everett) "It's amazing the clarity that comes with psychotic jealousy."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Oh my god, race you to the altar."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Underplay."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Got it."
  • (Rupert Everett) "HEY. I'm Jules' fiance, George. Just stopped by for a little preconjugal visit if you catch my drift."
  • (Rupert Everett) "The misery, the exquisite tragedy. The Susan Hayward of it all. I can just picture you there, sitting alone at your table in your lavender gown."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Did I tell you my gown was lavender?"
  • (Rupert Everett) "Hair swept up. Haven't touched your cake. Probably drumming your fingernails on the white linen tablecloth, the way you do when you're really feeling down. Perhaps looking at those nails thinking: 'God, I should have stopped in all my evil plotting to have that manicure, but it's too late now."
  • (Julia Roberts) "George, I didn't tell you my dress was lavender."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Suddenly, a familiar song. And, you're off your chair in one, exquisite movement -- wondering, searching, sniffing the wind like a dapple deer. Has God heard your little prayer? Will Cinderella dance again? And then, suddenly, the crowds part and there he is: sleek, stylish -- radiant with charisma. Bizarrely, he's on the telephone. But then, so are you. And then he comes towards you -- the moves of a jungle cat. Although you quite correctly sense that he is -- gay -- like most devastatingly handsome single men of his age are, you think -- what the hell. Life goes on. Maybe there won't be marriage -- maybe there won't be sex -- but, by God, there'll be dancing."
  • (Rupert Everett) "When you kissed Michael, did he kiss you back?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "What do you mean? We were lip to lip."

Julia Roberts as Julianne Potter

  • (Julia Roberts) "What I mean, when I say annoyingly perfect, is that there is nothing annoying about her perfection. It's vulnerable and endearing -- and that is annoying as s***."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Ahh -- you like her --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "If I didn't have to hate her, I'd adore her."
  • (Julia Roberts) "You're going to humiliate me, aren't you?"
  • (Rupert Everett) "Only if I can."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Michael, I love you. I've loved you for nine years. I've just been too arrogant and scared to realize it, and, well, now, I'm just scared, so; I-I-I realize this comes at a very inopportune time, but I really have this gigantic favor to ask of you. Choose me. M-marry me. Let me make you happy. Oh, that sounds like three favors, doesn't it? B-but --"
  • (Julia Roberts) "If he were feeling what I'm feeling then he would know how it feels."
  • (Julia Roberts) "This is my one chance at happiness. I have to be ruthless."
  • (Julia Roberts) "No. Crème brûlée can never be Jell-O. YOU could never be Jell-O."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "I HAVE to be Jell-O."
  • (Julia Roberts) "You're never gonna be Jell-O. Now you need to come clean with your parents about this wedding because if you wait for the "Do you take this man?" part, it's considered poor form."
  • (Julia Roberts) "He just came in for few hours to uh, to uh, f*** ME."
  • (Rupert Everett) "Huh. Takes a few hours."
  • (Julia Roberts) "It is not going well. This is what comes of telling the truth, or even part of it. You know, getting what you deserve is totally unfair."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Now remember, it is the duty of the best man to dance with the maid of honor."
  • (Dermot Mulroney) "Dance? You can't dance. When did you learn how to dance?"
  • (Julia Roberts) "I've got moves you've never seen."

Cameron Diaz as Kimmy Wallace

  • (Cameron Diaz) "You kissed him."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "At my parents' house."
  • (Unnamed) "That's cold."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "On my wedding day."
  • (Unnamed) "Bitch."
  • (Unnamed) "Tramp."
  • (Julia Roberts) "I --"
  • (Cameron Diaz) "Shut up. Now I love this man, and there is no way I'm gonna give him up to some two-faced, big-haired food critic."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "He sucks soup through his front teeth."
  • (Julia Roberts) "That's a trademark move. Don't touch that one."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "But he sure can kiss."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "He's got you on a pedestal and me in his arms."
  • (Cameron Diaz) "I think I'm going to cry."
  • (Julia Roberts) "Me too."

Susan Sullivan as Isabelle Wallace

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