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My Friend Irma Goes West Quotes

My Friend Irma Goes West is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . My Friend Irma Goes West ended its run in 1970.

It features Hal B. Wallis as producer, Leigh Harline in charge of musical score, and Lee Garmes as head of cinematography.

My Friend Irma Goes West is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of My Friend Irma Goes West is 90 minutes long. My Friend Irma Goes West is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: John Lund as Al, Marie Wilson as Irma Peterson, and Jerry Lewis as Seymour.

My Friend Irma Goes West Quotes

Marie Wilson as Irma Peterson

  • (Jane Stacy) "Irma, are you keeping something from me that I should know?"
  • (Marie Wilson) "Jane, you can beat me, you can torture me, you can rack me on the wheel, you can quarter me into six and a half pieces, but you'll never find out from me that Yvonne, the French actress, is responsible for Steve singing at the Lucky Dollar Club."

Jerry Lewis as Seymour

  • (Jerry Lewis) "Hear, hear. I hear there's a call for able-bodied men."
  • (Sheriff) "Yeah. Do you know one?"
  • (Jerry Lewis) "I know me. I'm able. I'm a man, and despite what you think, this is a body."
  • (Sheriff) "Sorry, son, I can't take you without your mother's permission."

John Lund as Al

  • (John Lund) "It's a deal, but you got to understand. Miss Yvonne, this has to be a secret between us. As you French say --"
  • (John Lund) "-- "entrepeneur.""

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