My Funky Valentine Quotes

My Funky Valentine is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . My Funky Valentine ended its run in 1970.

My Funky Valentine Quotes

• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "It's Valentine's Day. I thought we were going salsa dancing, not to watch a comedian."
• (Jay Pritchett) "You're gonna love him. Trust me. The guy's hilarious."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "Okay, tell me one of his jokes."
• (Jay Pritchett) "He doesn't do jokes."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "Does he have a mallet?"
• (Jay Pritchett) "No."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "So then how does he get hit in the head?"
• (Jay Pritchett) "He doesn't hit in the head. He -- he makes observations. He tells the truth in a funny way. Come on, he's been on Johnny Carson a hundred times."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "Who the hell is Johnny Carson?"
• (Jay Pritchett) "Oh, for God's sake."
• (Jay Pritchett) "Gloria and I are from different generations. And I won't lie: it isn't always easy. I mean, last week she thought Simon and Garfunkel were my lawyers."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "No, I didn't."
• (Jay Pritchett) "It was a joke."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "I don't get it."
• (Jay Pritchett) "Maybe that's because there's no mallet."
• (Gloria Delgado-Pritchett) "Yeah, I wish I had a mallet right now."

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