My Last Five Girlfriends Quotes

My Last Five Girlfriends is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . My Last Five Girlfriends stopped airing in 1970.

It features Marion Pilowsky as producer, and Andy Blythe and Marten Joustra in charge of musical score.

My Last Five Girlfriends is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of My Last Five Girlfriends is 90 minutes long. My Last Five Girlfriends is distributed by Paramount Pictures International.

The cast includes: Brendan Patricks as Duncan.

My Last Five Girlfriends Quotes

Brendan Patricks as Duncan

• (Brendan Patricks) "All right, so it didn't end like that --"

• (Brendan Patricks) "Dear Wendy, Olive, Rhona, Natalie and Gemma. I hope you're happy. If that sounds sarcastic, it was meant to. What you've collectively done to me --"
• (Brendan Patricks) "What you've collectively done to me --"
• (Brendan Patricks) "What you've collectively done to me is quite an achievement. Four years ago, I was happy to believe in a very simple concept. You might have heard of it, it's called LOVE. But thanks to the five of you, I now know that love is a lie, a myth specifically concocted to bring me as much pain and misery as possible. Wendy: were you ever really that interested in me, or was I merely a holiday while you and him went through a dull patch? Olive: almost everything I told you was a lie. Sorry about that. Rhona: who'd you think I was? If I was that wrong for you, then you really should have paid more attention at the start. Natalie: okay, so I know I've had enough of this one, but did you really want ME, or just someone? And Gemma: what should I say to you? I suppose I should forgive you. This is a suicide note, after all. Okay, I forgive you. But I don't want that to make you feel any better -- I'm sure you'll all find someone. You might even think you're in love, but don't kid yourselves: we're all just playing out scenes we've seen in films, the only difference is that our stories have depressing endings. When real people walk towards a sunset, no music swells, no credits roll; they just get to the end of the beach, have a row, and walk back to the car. And that's depressing. In fact after reading this, you might feel your only option is to join me. And that's the one thing I wouldn't blame you for. Bye then: Duncan."

• (Brendan Patricks) "I threw myself into work. How refreshing to think about just ME for once, about what I wanted. No longer did I have to worry about whether she'd like this film, or what time she wanted to be wherever in the morning. In fact, who needed this love thing anyway? Hadn't it just brought me anguish and pain? After all, I'm not the first one to try and make sense of love. There's been centuries of analysts, preachers, gurus and writers who've tried, and did they find a solution, an answer to the mystery of most peoples' emotional lives?"

• (Brendan Patricks) "WHAT?"
• (Guppy) "What's wrong?"
• (Brendan Patricks) "Well, what d'you mean?"
• (Guppy) "Ah, you're not into it. What's up?"
• (Brendan Patricks) "I can't help thinking --"
• (Guppy) "Don't THINK, just get on with it."
• (Brendan Patricks) "I'm trying to, but all sorts of stuff's spinning around my head."
• (Guppy) "Look, mate, take my advice: you just got to switch THIS off."
• (Guppy) "D'you think I would be able to do this if I thought about it? Huh? Do you, huh?"
• (Brendan Patricks) "I know, but it's all a bit --"
• (Guppy) "A bit quick, yeah. Yeah, a little bit too easy?"
• (Brendan Patricks) "I suppose."
• (Guppy) "Then this was so easy for you, and EVERY OTHER --"
• (Brendan Patricks) "I don't want to think about THAT, but I can't help it."
• (Guppy) "Well then, you've got to stop."
• (Brendan Patricks) "What?"
• (Guppy) "Yeah, yeah, just stop immediately. Tell her that you respect her far too much to continue having sex with her."
• (Brendan Patricks) "Really?"
• (Guppy) "COURSE NOT, YOU MUPPET. Just enjoy it."
• (Brendan Patricks) "Okay. Thanks, Guppy."
• (Guppy) "Don't mention it."

• (Brendan Patricks) "As my next girlfriend's influence spread across my flat, one thing was clear: Rhona and I were very different. And to begin with, I rather liked the exotic additions she made to my life. But at some point, we would have to deal with the fact that our tastes were not the same."

• (Brendan Patricks) "I had planned the perfect weekend: a first-class trip to Paris; our own chauffeur on standby for three days; an executive suite in a five-star hotel with comforts and amenities you couldn't possibly imagine, it even had a balcony with stunning views across the city. I pulled every string I could to get a window seat at a three-star Michelin restaurant. I somehow managed to get two tickets to her favourite opera. I even bought a twilight trip down the Seine with music, champagne, the works --. And you know what? The minute we arrived I knew it was going to be a f***ing disaster."

• (Brendan Patricks) "Maybe I was too clingy -- or too laid back -- or maybe I never really stood any bloody chance in the first place."

• (Brendan Patricks) "So one day I decided, I wasn't going to play this game anymore. I didn't understand the rules, and the injuries were just too painful."
• (Brendan Patricks) "And then I met Angela."

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