My Mom's New Boyfriend Quotes

My Mom's New Boyfriend is a television program that appeared on TV in 1970 . My Mom's New Boyfriend ended its run in 1970.

It features Avi Lerner as producer, Chris Boardman in charge of musical score, and Michael Negrin as head of cinematography.

My Mom's New Boyfriend is recorded in English and originally aired in Germany. Each episode of My Mom's New Boyfriend is 97 minutes long. My Mom's New Boyfriend is distributed by Millennium Films.

The cast includes: Antonio Banderas as Tommy Lucero, Marco St. John as Inspector Laborde, Colin Hanks as Henry Durand, Meg Ryan as Martha Durand, Selma Blair as Emily Lott, and Trevor Morgan as Eddie.

My Mom's New Boyfriend Quotes

Antonio Banderas as Tommy Lucero

• (Antonio Banderas) "What do you see when you see me?"
• (Meg Ryan) "Oh, well, when I see you, I see nothing but trouble."
• (Antonio Banderas) "Yeah, I'm so bad that I should be forbidden."

• (Antonio Banderas) "Your eyes -- your eyes don't lie, do they?"
• (Meg Ryan) "Life's too short for lies."

• (Antonio Banderas) "Next time you eat garlic, please do it after the robbery, thank you very much."

• (Antonio Banderas) "I'll be out of any jail you put me in by 3 o'clock Friday."
• (Marco St. John) "And why is that?"
• (Antonio Banderas) "Oh, because I have to see someone at 4 o'clock on Friday."

Meg Ryan as Martha Durand

• (Meg Ryan) "You are not being straight with me."
• (Antonio Banderas) "I will be."
• (Meg Ryan) "Oh."
• (Meg Ryan) "God damn it. I just -- damn it."
• (Meg Ryan) "Oh."
• (Antonio Banderas) "Wow --"

• (Meg Ryan) "Anyway, it just took me a long time to realize that there was something missing inside."
• (Colin Hanks) "Missing from inside the house?"
• (Meg Ryan) "No, Henry, missing inside here, spiritually."
• (Colin Hanks) "Oh."
• (Meg Ryan) "So started my quest for enlightenment, inner peace, inner joy, the person who'd gotten buried alive in a sea of nicotine and packaged cakes."

• (Meg Ryan) "I went to India."
• (Colin Hanks) "You went to India?"
• (Meg Ryan) "Yeah."
• (Colin Hanks) "You used to never leave the house."

Colin Hanks as Henry Durand

• (Colin Hanks) "And the reason why we're here is?"
• (Meg Ryan) "To have fun, because it's all over too freakin' fast."

• (Colin Hanks) "You; you have a boyfriend?"
• (Meg Ryan) "A boyfriend? No -- hell no. I'm not gonna make the same mistake I made with your father."
• (Colin Hanks) "Okay, good."
• (Meg Ryan) "I have several boyfriends."
• (Selma Blair) "Party hearty, Marty."

Selma Blair as Emily Lott

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Trevor Morgan as Eddie

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