My Three Sons Quotes

My Three Sons is a Sitcom that was first aired in 1960 on American Broadcasting Company (1960-1965). My Three Sons ended in 1972.

My Three Sons was on for 12 seasons and 380 episodes. It features Peter Tewksbury (1960-1961) as producer, and Frank De Vol as theme composer. My Three Sons is executive produced by Don Fedderson.

My Three Sons is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of My Three Sons is 25 minutes long. My Three Sons is produced by Don Fedderson and distributed by Viacom Enterprises.

My Three Sons Quotes

• (Robbie Douglas) "Beanbrain."
• (Mike Douglas) "Knothead."

• (Ernie Douglas) "Do you think the house is going to miss us?"
• (Charley O'Casey) "Sure, it'll miss us. The minute we get out of sight, it's going to break right down and start to cry out of all the faucets. The neighbors will sell tickets to see the crying house."
• (Steve Douglas) "I'd like to think the house is going to miss us, Charley."
• (Charley O'Casey) "Look, are we going to California, or are we going to stand here waving bye-bye to a pile of lumber?"
• (Steve Douglas) "Charley's right, fellas. Let's all -- let's all pile in."
• (Charley O'Casey) "Come on, let's go. Come on, move."
• (Chip Douglas) "Boy, Dad."
• (Steve Douglas) "Now, Chip, when they transferred me to California, you fellas all thought it was a great idea, so -- Well, there's no turning back now."
• (Chip Douglas) "I know."
• (Chip Douglas) "Hey, are you crying, Ernie?"
• (Ernie Douglas) "Heck, no. Tramp just breathed on my glasses and they steamed up."

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