MythBusters (2008 season) Quotes

MythBusters is a TV program that first aired in 2008 on Discovery Channel. MythBusters completed its run in 2008.

MythBusters was on for 20 (includes 8 specials) episodes.

MythBusters Quotes

• (Jamie) "Quack, damn you."
• (Adam) "He looks like he's trying to collect a loan from the duck. Duck loan collection agency."
• (Adam) "We want to talk to you about some outstanding feed."

• (Adam) "Remember, don't try this at home."
• (Jamie) "We're what you call "experts"."

• (Kari) "I hope you don't have a date tonight. Showing up smelling like liquor with poison oak."
• (Salvatore) "Works every time."

• (Adam) "If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating"

• (Kari) "Giant industrial pogo stick. Nice."

• (Adam) "We're at the Icarus part of the evening. I think you know what happened to Icarus."

• (Jamie) "Aren't tracer rounds illegal?"

• (Kari) "I think we have our exploding pants."

• (Kari) "Ewww -- How the heck do they do this?"
• (Narrator) "It's made of "stern" stuff, Kari."

• (Jamie) "Ninety-two feet to the top of the pulleys."
• (Kari) "Ninety-two feet to the dead bird."

• (Jamie) "Jamie wants big boom."

• (Jamie) "Whoops. We should get out of here. That's mercury vapor."

• (Adam) "Well, here's your problem."

• (Adam) "Alright Jamie, here's your motivation: This oven door has run off with your wife, so you decide to gear-up and get even."

• (Jamie) "Good shot, Adam."
• (Adam) "Thank you, Uncle Jamie."

• (Adam) "Coming up, could a ninja snatch an arrow out of the air?"
• (Jamie) "Sorry about that, man."
• (Adam) "That's okay."

• (Kari) "All right. Looks like it's time to pack Buster's bags for the Bahamas. What do you think he'd wear? Shorts or a little thong?"
• (Adam) "I -- I don't know if Buster has enough actual flesh down there for a thong, but a --"
• (Jamie) "He's got no butt at all, in fact he doesn't even have any legs."

• (Adam) "This is the source of all my special powers."

• (Jamie) "This is one of those "What the hell am I doing?" moments, over."

• (Kari) "My dastardly scheme, it's coming together."

• (Salvatore) "This is the best damn Mythbusters ever."

• (Adam) "Jamie, marinade."

• (Adam) "Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything."

• (Adam) "How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?"

• (Jamie) "Adam needs a cookie."

• (Jamie) "Adam, the police officer says you need to drink more."

• (Salvatore) "Frank, why are you standing so far away?"
• (Frank Hausman) "Because I want to live."
• (Salvatore) "I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?"

• (Adam) "Wow, this is like performance art."

• (Jamie) "What's the problem, you don't believe the math?"

• (Jamie) "Give it your best shot. Come on."

• (Narrator) "Denial is a river in Africa."

• (Adam) "We're escaping Alcatraz in Mach 1."
• (Jamie) "No wonder they couldn't find them. They're probably in Japan by now."

• (Adam) "Whoop, I picked it up after like three seconds, would you eat it?"
• (Jamie) "I wouldn't eat it just because you've handled it."

• (Adam) "How many of me can you stand?"

• (Salvatore) "If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing, right?"

• (Adam) "Turkey master, I hand you your bird."

• (Jamie) "I think this thing could hurt you. I think we're about to find out whether it will hurt you."
• (Adam) "All right, I'll go put on the suit."
• (Narrator) "What did I say about dressing up?"
• (Adam) "Yeah. You can shake your booty in this."

• (Adam) "Am I missing an eyebrow?"

• (Jamie) "I don't think our death ray is working. I'm standing right in it, and I'm not dead yet."

• (Adam) "This is your head."
• (Adam) "This is your head with an axe in it. Are we clear?"

• (Salvatore) "Well, we killed a dead president."
• (Grant) "He was never president."
• (Salvatore) "He wasn't President? Damn it."

• (Adam) "I'm not doing anything the Pakish wouldn't have done if they'd had a chainsaw."

• (Jamie) "Drown, you bastard."

• (Adam) "Oh, my God. This is more fun than should be allowed."

• (Narrator) "Adam and Jamie have never been afraid of going deep."

• (Adam) "This kills you."
• (Adam) "This kills you and everyone else in the room."

• (Jamie) "Do we suck or what?"

• (Adam) "Pilot to bombardier, pilot to bombardier, do you read, over?"

• (Adam) "You really had to go."

• (Kari) "I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm a really, really bad driver."

• (Narrator) "Adam is more fragile than this rig."

• (Jamie) "I always enjoy seeing Adam in pain."

• (Narrator) "Not so much as fire in the hole as fire in the whole shop."

• (Jamie) "It wasn't quite right, but I don't think we can reset."

• (Salvatore) "It's little Imahara."

• (Salvatore) "Shnike."
• (Narrator) "Seems like he's off the island too."

• (Kari) "Ok, we're gonna add a half ounce of"
• (Kari) "to ounce of"
• (Kari) "slowly."
• (Narrator) "When you add donkey to rooster you get a violent reaction."

• (Jamie) "I feel kinda sexy."

• (Adam) "I wouldn't say Jamie's an evil genius."

• (Kari) "Oh, camera in the water."

• (Adam) "For science."
• (Jamie) "It's going that way."
• (Adam) "You're a budding meteorologist Jamie."

• (Adam) "Do you have anything to say to the ducks back home?"

• (Scottie) "Maybe it's a myth that methane is flammable."
• (Adam) "It's not a myth. We're just idiots."

• (Adam) "Hand me the Jack Russell terrier urine. That'll do it."

• (Jamie) "What the hell are you writing out there?"

• (Jamie) "Well, as the myth suggests, William Thomson, aka Lord Kelvin, did indeed live during the Civil War era but he never claimed to have made liquid oxygen."
• (Adam) "And we're supposed to believe someone who was called Thomson but went around saying he was Lord Kelvin? "That's Lord Kelvin to you.""

• (Salvatore) "He's gonna die -- but it's gonna look great."

• (Salvatore) "Mmmmmm -- Yummy."

• (Adam) "I think we may have something here."

• (Jamie) "When will the fun ever stop?"

• (Adam) "I reject your reality, and substitute my own."

• (Adam) "The only thing we're told we can't do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them."
• (Salvatore) "Has he watched the show?"

• (Jamie) "Well, that's a bright light you got going there, buddy."

• (Adam) "We got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna and it's just another day here at Mythbusters."

• (Adam) "Hell or high water we are gonna get him back out. We leave no man behind on MythBusters man."

• (Jamie) "Adam doesn't know it yet but he's digging his own grave."
• (Adam) "What's that?"
• (Jamie) "What? -- Nothing."

• (Jamie) "And that was the end of Adam's Television career."
• (Adam) "No."

• (Jamie) "Farewell cruel world."

• (Adam) "Wait, was that a guard?"
• (Adam) "Nope."

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