MythBusters Quotes

MythBusters is a Factual television; Science that debuted in 2003 on Discovery Channel (2003-2016). MythBusters ended in 1970.

MythBusters was on for 17 seasons and 296 episodes. It features Daniel Thomas, Bob Brozman, and Neil Sutherland as composer. MythBusters is created by Peter Rees (producer).

MythBusters is recorded in English and originally aired in United States, and Australia. Each episode of MythBusters is 43-44 minutes long. MythBusters is distributed by Discovery Communications; Beyond Television Productions.

MythBusters Quotes

• (Adam) "When a cameraman gives you a pat on the shoulder it must be really bad."

• (Adam) "Pilot to bombardier, pilot to bombardier, do you read, over?"

• (Salvatore) "He's gonna die -- but it's gonna look great."

• (Adam) "Wow, this is like performance art."

• (Adam) "Do you actually have moods?"
• (Jamie) "No."

• (Jamie) "Well, as the myth suggests, William Thomson, aka Lord Kelvin, did indeed live during the Civil War era but he never claimed to have made liquid oxygen."
• (Adam) "And we're supposed to believe someone who was called Thomson but went around saying he was Lord Kelvin? "That's Lord Kelvin to you.""

• (Adam) "Am I missing an eyebrow?"

• (Kari) "Ewww -- How the heck do they do this?"
• (Narrator) "It's made of "stern" stuff, Kari."

• (Jamie) "I feel kinda sexy."

• (Adam) "We're at the Icarus part of the evening. I think you know what happened to Icarus."

• (Adam) "Do you have anything to say to the ducks back home?"

• (Scottie) "You smell like a Bloody Mary."

• (Adam) "We got a robot in the water, he's stuffed with tuna and it's just another day here at Mythbusters."

• (Adam) "If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating"

• (Jamie) "It wasn't quite right, but I don't think we can reset."

• (Adam) "Oh, my God. This is more fun than should be allowed."

• (Salvatore) "If it's worth doing, it's worth overdoing, right?"

• (Kari) "I hope you don't have a date tonight. Showing up smelling like liquor with poison oak."
• (Salvatore) "Works every time."

• (Adam) "Alright Jamie, here's your motivation: This oven door has run off with your wife, so you decide to gear-up and get even."

• (Jamie) "This is one of those "What the hell am I doing?" moments, over."

• (Adam) "Coming up, could a ninja snatch an arrow out of the air?"
• (Jamie) "Sorry about that, man."
• (Adam) "That's okay."

• (Narrator) "Adam is more fragile than this rig."

• (Jamie) "Well, that's a bright light you got going there, buddy."

• (Kari) "All right. Looks like it's time to pack Buster's bags for the Bahamas. What do you think he'd wear? Shorts or a little thong?"
• (Adam) "I -- I don't know if Buster has enough actual flesh down there for a thong, but a --"
• (Jamie) "He's got no butt at all, in fact he doesn't even have any legs."

• (Jamie) "When will the fun ever stop?"

• (Salvatore) "This is the best damn Mythbusters ever."

• (Adam) "I'm not doing anything the Pakish wouldn't have done if they'd had a chainsaw."

• (Jamie) "Farewell cruel world."

• (Salvatore) "Frank, why are you standing so far away?"
• (Frank Hausman) "Because I want to live."
• (Salvatore) "I guess the second question is, why am I standing so close?"

• (Jamie) "Good shot, Adam."
• (Adam) "Thank you, Uncle Jamie."

• (Narrator) "Adam and Jamie have never been afraid of going deep."

• (Jamie) "Whoops. We should get out of here. That's mercury vapor."

• (Jamie) "And that was the end of Adam's Television career."
• (Adam) "No."

• (Salvatore) "Well, we killed a dead president."
• (Grant) "He was never president."
• (Salvatore) "He wasn't President? Damn it."

• (Jamie) "I think this thing could hurt you. I think we're about to find out whether it will hurt you."
• (Adam) "All right, I'll go put on the suit."
• (Narrator) "What did I say about dressing up?"
• (Adam) "Yeah. You can shake your booty in this."

• (Salvatore) "Mmmmmm -- Yummy."

• (Adam) "Turkey master, I hand you your bird."

• (Adam) "We're escaping Alcatraz in Mach 1."
• (Jamie) "No wonder they couldn't find them. They're probably in Japan by now."

• (Jamie) "Ninety-two feet to the top of the pulleys."
• (Kari) "Ninety-two feet to the dead bird."

• (Kari) "Giant industrial pogo stick. Nice."

• (Adam) "Remember, don't try this at home."
• (Jamie) "We're what you call "experts"."

• (Adam) "You really had to go."

• (Adam) "Just thinkin' this one through from a mechanical standpoint -- I'd be totally pleased with two inches of penetration."
• (Jamie) "Generally, I prefer a little bit more."

• (Adam) "Hand me the Jack Russell terrier urine. That'll do it."

• (Adam) "Hell or high water we are gonna get him back out. We leave no man behind on MythBusters man."

• (Kari) "Do you feel God?"

• (Kari) "I have a sneaking suspicion that I'm a really, really bad driver."

• (Jamie) "Adam, the police officer says you need to drink more."

• (Adam) "This is your head."
• (Adam) "This is your head with an axe in it. Are we clear?"

• (Adam) "I think this is the strangest position I've ever been in on this show."
• (Kari) "Notice how he qualifies it with "on this show"."

• (Adam) "This is the source of all my special powers."

• (Jamie) "Aren't tracer rounds illegal?"

• (Adam) "How hard can it be to blow up a room full of gasoline?"

• (Jamie) "It's a beautiful day at the bomb range. Birds are singing, rabbits are hopping about -- and pretty soon there's gonna be a big explosion."

• (Jamie) "Quack, damn you."
• (Adam) "He looks like he's trying to collect a loan from the duck. Duck loan collection agency."
• (Adam) "We want to talk to you about some outstanding feed."

• (Adam) "Well, hopefully that's our job, to strap rockets onto everything."

• (Jamie) "Do we suck or what?"

• (Adam) "For science."
• (Jamie) "It's going that way."
• (Adam) "You're a budding meteorologist Jamie."

• (Adam) "Whoop, I picked it up after like three seconds, would you eat it?"
• (Jamie) "I wouldn't eat it just because you've handled it."

• (Jamie) "What the hell are you writing out there?"

• (Jamie) "Give it your best shot. Come on."

• (Adam) "Oh no, oh crap."
• (Jamie) "That's great Adam. I'll see you later."
• (Jamie) "Let me know when you get that all worked out."

• (Jamie) "Adam needs a cookie."

• (Adam) "I think we may have something here."

• (Kari) "Ok, we're gonna add a half ounce of"
• (Kari) "to ounce of"
• (Kari) "slowly."
• (Narrator) "When you add donkey to rooster you get a violent reaction."

• (Grant) "Bullseye."

• (Salvatore) "Shnike."
• (Narrator) "Seems like he's off the island too."

• (Jamie) "What's the problem, you don't believe the math?"

• (Kari) "You know, I promised my mom and dad I wouldn't do anything stupid after I got out of college."
• (Kari) "Sorry, Mom."

• (Kari) "My dastardly scheme, it's coming together."

• (Adam) "I think it's working."

• (Jamie) "Jamie wants big boom."

• (Adam) "The only thing we're told we can't do is burn them, blow them up, or lose them."
• (Salvatore) "Has he watched the show?"

• (Adam) "I reject your reality, and substitute my own."

• (Kari) "Oh, camera in the water."

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