Nacho Libre Quotes

Nacho Libre is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Nacho Libre ended its run in 1970.

It features Jack Black; David Klawans, Julia Pistor, and Mike White; Ricardo Del Río Galnares as producer, Danny Elfman; Beck in charge of musical score, and Javier Perez as head of cinematography.

Nacho Libre is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Nacho Libre is 92 minutes long. Nacho Libre is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Jack Black as Nacho, Héctor Jiménez as Esqueleto, Ana de la Reguera as Sister Encarnación, Darius Rose as Chancho, Moisés Arias as Juan Pablo, Peter Stormare as Emperor, and Carla Jimenez as Candidia.

Nacho Libre Quotes

Jack Black as Nacho

• (Jack Black) "I am a-singing at the party / I am singing it's my turn to sing at this party / Everyone is dancing, happy party / But Ramses is not dancing he does not dance at the parties / Ramses' number one he knows the secret of desire / Ramses is the one, he puts the people all on fire."

• (Jack Black) "My life is good. Real good."

• (Jack Black) "Don't you want a little taste of the glory? See what it tastes like?"
• (Héctor Jiménez) "NO."

• (Jack Black) "And over there in the tree, is a chipmunk nest. And that right there, is our corn, best in the city, it's delcious. And that is a crazy lady. So now you pretty much know what I do. Pretty dang exciting, huh?"
• (Moisés Arias) "Hey, it's Ramses. He's the best."
• (Darius Rose) "No he's not."
• (Moisés Arias) "Can I have his autograph? Please?"
• (Jack Black) "Okay, I'll see what I can do."
• (Jack Black) "Uh, Ramses. I was wondering if the children could have a signiture or a picture or something?"
• (Jack Black) "Listen, the children are orphans, they really love you. You are the best."

• (Jack Black) "What about me?"
• (Héctor Jiménez) "I don't think I can lift you. You are too fat."

• (Jack Black) "Do you remember when everyone was shouting my name, and I used my strength to rip my blouse."
• (Héctor Jiménez) "Yea, and I saw them knock you unconscious, ok?"

• (Jack Black) "I'm not listening to you. You're crazy."

• (Jack Black) "It sucks to be me right now."
• (Héctor Jiménez) "How come?"
• (Jack Black) "How come you think? I used to really like Ramses. I wanted to become him. But it turns out, he's a real douche."

• (Jack Black) "Beneath the clothes, we find a man -- and beneath the man, we find his -- nucleus."

• (Jack Black) "They think I do not know a buttload of crap about the Gospel, but I do."

• (Jack Black) "Hey, let go my blouse."

• (Jack Black) "How did you find me in the wilderness?"
• (Héctor Jiménez) "I saw you from the village."

• (Jack Black) "YES."
• (Unnamed) "Yay."
• (Jack Black) "Yes."

• (Jack Black) "When the fantasy has ended/and all the children are gone/Something good inside me/helps me to carry on/I ate some bugs/I ate some grass/I used my hand to wipe my tears/To kiss your mouth/I break my vows/no no no no no no way Jose/Unless you want to/Then we break our vows together."

• (Jack Black) "Chancho. I need to borrow some sweats."
• (Darius Rose) "Are you leaving us?"
• (Jack Black) "No, Chancho, I would never leave you. I just need to borrow some sweats."

• (Jack Black) "See that guy over there? That is Senior Ramon, he owns all the big arenas. We need to show him that we mean business. That we are ready for the 'big leagues'."

• (Jack Black) "Have you ever have you ever had feelings for a nun?"

• (Jack Black) "Where is he?"

• (Jack Black) "Those guys were a couple of wussies, eh?"
• (Héctor Jiménez) "They scalped my hairs, okay? I look hideous. And you gave them permission to hurt me like this."
• (Jack Black) "But I couldn't have anybody see my face, Steven. Come on."

• (Jack Black) "Precious Father, why have you given me this desire to wrestle and then made me such a stinky warrior?"

• (Jack Black) "You can take the stallion, I'll take the pony."
• (Héctor Jiménez) "I can't wrestle him."
• (Jack Black) "But you're tall and fast like a gazelle, you can do it. Pray to the Lord for strength."
• (Héctor Jiménez) "I don't believe in God, I believe in science."
• (Jack Black) "You have not been baptized?"

• (Jack Black) "So anyways, let's get down to the nitty gritty -- Who is this Encarnación?"

• (Jack Black) "I'm a little concerned right now. About -- your salvation and stuff. How come you have not been baptized?"
• (Héctor Jiménez) "Because I never got around to it ok? I dunno why you always have to be judging me because I only believe in science."

• (Jack Black) "Hug hug, kiss kiss, hug hug, big kiss, little hug, kiss kiss, little kiss."

• (Jack Black) "I don't like the way those guys just looked at you."
• (Jack Black) "HEY. Can't you see this woman is a nun?"

• (Jack Black) "I was wondering if you would like to join me in my quarters this night -- for some toast."

• (Jack Black) "I'm not listening to you. You only believe in Science. That's probably why we never win."
• (Héctor Jiménez) "We never win because you are fat."

• (Jack Black) "Ok. Orphans. Listen to Ignacio. I know it is fun to wrestle. A nice piledrive to the face -- or a punch to the face -- but you cannot do it. Because, it is in the Bible not to wrestle your neighbour."
• (Darius Rose) "So you've never wrestled?"
• (Jack Black) "Me? No. Come on. Don't be crazy. I know the wrestlers get all the fancy ladies, and the clothes, and the fancy creams and lotions. But my life is good. Really good. I get to wake up every morning, at 5AM, and make some soup. It's the best. I love it. I get to lay in a bed, all by myself, all of my life. That's fantastic. Go. Go away. Read some books."

• (Jack Black) "I ate some bugs, I ate some grass, I used my hand, to wipe my tears."

• (Jack Black) "Chancho. When you are a man, sometimes you wear stretchy pants in your room. It's for fun."

• (Señor Ramon) "What is this?"
• (Jack Black) "Leftovers. Enjoy."
• (Señor Ramon) "There is no flavor. There are no spices. Where are the chips?"
• (Jack Black) "Somebody stole them."
• (Señor Ramon) "Did you not tell them that they were the Lord's chips?"
• (Jack Black) "I was trying to."
• (Señor Ramon) "You are useless Ignacio."
• (Elderly Monk) "Silence brothers. This is the worst lunch I ever had."
• (Señor Ramon) "Your only job is to cook. Do you not realize I have had diarrhea since Easters?"
• (Jack Black) "Ok -- Maybe I am not meant for these duties. Cooking duty. Dead guy duty. Maybe it's time for me to get a better duty."

• (Jack Black) "These are my recreation clothes."
• (Ana de la Reguera) "They look expensive."
• (Jack Black) "Thank you."

Ana de la Reguera as Sister Encarnación

• (Ana de la Reguera) "Can I come in?"
• (Jack Black) "No, people might get the wrong idea about you -- Like maybe you are a floozy."

• (Señor Ramon) "Orphans, smile and be happy. For God has blessed us with a new teacher. She hails from the Oaxaca Parish Convent of the Immaculate Hearts Sisters Ladies Mountains of Guadalupe. Sister Encarnacion."
• (Ana de la Reguera) "Thank you Brother."

• (Ana de la Reguera) "Wrestling is ungodly Ignacio. People cheer for him -- and he is a false idol."
• (Jack Black) "Whatever."

• (Ana de la Reguera) "Where are your robes, Ignacio?"
• (Jack Black) "They were -- stinky. These are my recreational clothes."
• (Ana de la Reguera) "They look expensive."
• (Jack Black) "Thank you. I mean -- they might have the appearance of riches, but beneath the clothes, we find a man -- and beneath the man we find -- his -- nucleus."
• (Ana de la Reguera) "Nucleus?"

• (Ana de la Reguera) "Well, my favorite color is light tan. My favourite animal is puppies. I like serving the Lord. Hiking, play volleyball --"
• (Jack Black) "You gotta be kidding me. Everything you just said, is MY favourite thing to do, every day."

• (Ana de la Reguera) "Ignacio, I have been looking all over for you, where have you been?"
• (Jack Black) "I have been here. I have been sleeping."
• (Ana de la Reguera) "In a frilly shirt and slacks?"
• (Jack Black) "They are my PJ's"

Héctor Jiménez as Esqueleto

• (Héctor Jiménez) "How did you get up here so fast?"
• (Carla Jimenez) "Shh, shh, shhhh -- secret tunnels"

• (Héctor Jiménez) "Summon your eagle powers."
• (Jack Black) "What do you think I'm doing?"
• (Jack Black) "Eagle powers -- come to me. Please."

• (Héctor Jiménez) "I think me and my friend are ready to go pro."

• (Héctor Jiménez) "I hate orphans."
• (Jack Black) "Say it to my face."
• (Héctor Jiménez) "I hate them."
• (Jack Black) "Come again?"
• (Héctor Jiménez) "I hate all the orphans in the WHOLE WORLD."

Darius Rose as Chancho

• (Darius Rose) "Nacho. Where are you going?"
• (Jack Black) "There is no place for me in this world. I don't belong out there, and I don't belong in here. So I'm going out into the Wilderness. Probably, to die."
• (Darius Rose) "Well, you might need this"
• (Darius Rose) "My mother gave it to me before she died. It was her lucky machete. You can have it."
• (Jack Black) "I hope to see you again little Chancho. Maybe in the next life."

Moisés Arias as Juan Pablo

• (Moisés Arias) "How come we can't ever have just like a salad?"
• (Jack Black) "Be grateful, Juan Pablo, today is especially delicious."

Peter Stormare as Emperor

• (Peter Stormare) "In order for you to become empowered by the eagle, you must climb that cliff, find the egg, crack open one of them, and then eat the yolk."
• (Jack Black) "So, what you're saying to me is if I can eat this yolk, my moves will become the best in the whole world."
• (Peter Stormare) "Definitely."
• (Jack Black) "High Five."

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