Nanny McPhee Quotes

Nanny McPhee is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Nanny McPhee completed its run in 1970.

It features Plain list, * Lindsay Doran; Tim Bevan; Eric Fellner as producer, Patrick Doyle in charge of musical score, and Henry Braham as head of cinematography.

Nanny McPhee is recorded in English and originally aired in United Kingdom. Each episode of Nanny McPhee is 97 minutes long. Nanny McPhee is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Thomas Sangster as Simon Brown, Kelly Macdonald as Evangeline, Jennifer Rae Daykin as Lily, Raphaël Coleman as Mr. Brown, Angela Lansbury as Great Aunt Adelaide, Holly Gibbs as Christianna, Eliza Bennett as Tora, Colin Firth as Eric Brown, Samuel Honywood as Sebastian, Celia Imrie as Mrs. Quickly, and Imelda Staunton as Mrs. Blatherwick.

Nanny McPhee Quotes

Raphaël Coleman as Mr. Brown

• (Raphaël Coleman) "I can't support my own family. I never have been able to. There are so many of you. But You're all so delicious. When Aggy came along and your mother was so ill, I said to her, "I think we will have to stop now, dear," and she said -- She said, "I know.""

• (Raphaël Coleman) "Milk?"
• (Angela Lansbury) "Definitely not. Most unhealthy."
• (Raphaël Coleman) "Sugar?"
• (Angela Lansbury) "Six, if you please."
• (Raphaël Coleman) "Six --"

• (Raphaël Coleman) "I was confident that there was nothing they could do to upset her."
• (Nanny Whetstone) "THEY'VE EATEN THE BABY."
• (Raphaël Coleman) "Except that."

• (Raphaël Coleman) "I must marry Quickly."

• (Raphaël Coleman) "Nanny McPhee. Now she can't take the donkey, so what have you done?"
• (Nanny McPhee) "I have done nothing, sir. The children have decided amongst themselves."
• (Raphaël Coleman) "Decided what?"
• (Angela Lansbury) "There you are, my dear."
• (Raphaël Coleman) "Not little Chrissy."
• (Raphaël Coleman) "Chrissy."
• (Angela Lansbury) "Now my dear, tell me your name."
• (Raphaël Coleman) "Chrissy."
• (Nanny McPhee) "Tell me your name."
• (Raphaël Coleman) "Chrissy."
• (Angela Lansbury) "Sit up straight, and tell me your name."
• (Raphaël Coleman) "NO. Christianna."
• (Holly Gibbs) "Papa. Papa."
• (Raphaël Coleman) "Oh thank --"
• (Raphaël Coleman) "all of you? Oh -- Then who is?"
• (Kelly Macdonald) "Evangeline -- My name is Evangeline."

• (Raphaël Coleman) "Simon, cricket practice."

• (Raphaël Coleman) "It wasn't really the baby they were eating. It was a chicken, actually."

Angela Lansbury as Great Aunt Adelaide

• (Angela Lansbury) "If there's one thing I won't stand for, it's loose vowels."

Celia Imrie as Mrs. Quickly

• (Celia Imrie) "O, I do love my weddings."

• (Celia Imrie) "There's only one thing men want. It's no wonder there are so many of you."

Thomas Sangster as Simon Brown

• (Nanny McPhee) "There is something you should understand about the way I work. When you need me but do not want me, then I must stay. When you want me but no longer need me, then I have to go. It's rather sad, really, but there it is."
• (Thomas Sangster) "We will never want you."
• (Nanny McPhee) "Then I will never go."

• (Thomas Sangster) "I NEVER say "please"."

• (Thomas Sangster) "You must feel at such a disadvantage, Nanny McPhee."
• (Nanny McPhee) "In what way?"
• (Thomas Sangster) "We know your name -- but you don't know ours."
• (Thomas Sangster) "Pleased to make your acquantence, I'm Oglinton Fartworthy."
• (Nanny McPhee) "How d'you do."
• (Thomas Sangster) "That's F-A-R-T, Fartworthy."
• (Eliza Bennett) "Booger McHorsefanny."
• (Jennifer Rae Daykin) "Knickers O'Muffin."
• (Colin Firth) "Sandra."
• (Holly Gibbs) "Bum."
• (Samuel Honywood) "I'm Bum."
• (Holly Gibbs) "Oh, Bosoms."
• (Baby Agatha) "Bum."
• (Holly Gibbs) "You can't be Bum, Aggie. Sebastian's Bum. You're Poop."
• (Baby Agatha) "Poop Bum."
• (Samuel Honywood) "You can't be Poop and Bum."

Colin Firth as Eric Brown

• (Colin Firth) "BANG goes that theory."

• (Colin Firth) "The nanny is a witch."

Kelly Macdonald as Evangeline

• (Kelly Macdonald) "Sod my manners you old trout. This is the most fun I've had in weeks."

• (Nanny McPhee) "How's the reading coming along?"
• (Kelly Macdonald) "Oh -- all right. I still haven't gotten to the end of the story, though."
• (Nanny McPhee) "There's no need. You are the end of the story."

Imelda Staunton as Mrs. Blatherwick

• (Imelda Staunton) "I have it in writin'."

Eliza Bennett as Tora

• (Eliza Bennett) "It was our mother's rattle. Give it back."
• (Celia Imrie) "I'm your mother now."

• (Eliza Bennett) "And the worms in the sandwiches."
• (Samuel Honywood) "That was my idea --. I mean, my fault."

• (Eliza Bennett) "Well, I'm the eldest girl. I'll go."
• (Jennifer Rae Daykin) "No. I've always known I was destined for tragedy. I'll go."
• (Baby Agatha) "Aggy go."
• (Colin Firth) "Don't be silly, Aggy. You're not even a whole girl yet."
• (Holly Gibbs) "No. She wanted me. I'll go."
• (Samuel Honywood) "You can't all go."

Jennifer Rae Daykin as Lily

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