Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List Quotes

Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List ended its run in 1970.

It features Alexandra Milchan, Lesley Vogel, Emily Gerson Saines, Kristin Hanggi, and Robert Abramoff as producer, Deborah Lurie in charge of musical score, and Anka Malatynska as head of cinematography.

Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List is 90 minutes long.

The cast includes: Victoria Justice as Naomi, Ryan Ward as Bruce 1, Dean Kapica as George, Pierson Fodé as Ely, and Ryan Ward as Bruce 2.

Naomi and Ely's No Kiss List Quotes

Ryan Ward as Bruce 2

• (Ryan Ward) "Your beauty; do you use it for good -- or evil?"

• (Ryan Ward) "Okay, I know, I know, I know. I shouldn't love a girl who toys so carelessly with other people's emotions; especially mine; but it's not, like, my brain has the ability to overrule my heart."
• (Dean Kapica) "And other parts of your anatomy."
• (Ryan Ward) "Oh, my God, George, that's so FUNNY. That's SO funny. You're SUCH a good comedian. You're making a penis joke. What is that? Is that your closer now?"

Pierson Fodé as Ely

• (Pierson Fodé) "Be good, you two -- but not TOO good., huh? GET SOME. Bye."

• (Pierson Fodé) "You know I'm always ready to dance with you."

Victoria Justice as Naomi

• (Victoria Justice) "I lie to everyone, but mostly -- I think I lie to myself."

• (Victoria Justice) "I am so flattered to know that you put my needs over the needs OF MY BOYFRIEND."

• (Victoria Justice) "Since when do you chew Orbit?"
• (Pierson Fodé) "Since Gaga replaced Madonna. Why do YOU care?"

• (Victoria Justice) "Do you know how much easier my life would be if Ely noticed my looks in the "Wow, Naomi's boner hot" way and not in the "Those stilettos I picked out for Naomi are great" way?"

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