National Lampoon's European Vacation Quotes

National Lampoon's European Vacation is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . National Lampoon's European Vacation completed its run in 1970.

It features Matty Simmons as producer, Charles Fox (composer) in charge of musical score, and Robert Paynter as head of cinematography.

National Lampoon's European Vacation is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of National Lampoon's European Vacation is 94 minutes long. National Lampoon's European Vacation is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Jason Lively as Rusty Griswold, Chevy Chase as Clark Griswold, Claudia Neidig as Claudia, Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold, Dana Hill as Audrey Griswold, Willy Millowitsch as Fritz Spritz, Erika Wackernagel as Helga Spritz, Chevy Chase as Kent Winkdale, host of 'Pig in a Poke', and William Zabka as Jack.

National Lampoon's European Vacation Quotes

William Zabka as Jack

• (William Zabka) "I miss the s*** outta you."

• (William Zabka) "Dear Audrey, I miss the s*** out of you. Luckily, Debbie is been coming by to cheer me up."
• (Dana Hill) "That bitch."
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Something that matter, Audrey?"
• (Dana Hill) "No."

Chevy Chase as Kent Winkdale, host of 'Pig in a Poke'

• (Chevy Chase) "There's the Left Bank, kids. Russ, I bet you can't guess what bank is on the right."
• (Jason Lively) "The Bank of America."

• (Chevy Chase) "What are the pyramidal tracks?"
• (Chevy Chase) "-- Kent, I believe the pyramidal tracks are housing development outside of Cairo."

• (Chevy Chase) "Hey look kids, there's Big Ben, and there's Parliament -- again."

• (Stewardess) "Do you want something to drink?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Honey, you want something?"
• (Beverly D'Angelo) "No thank you."
• (Chevy Chase) "I'll have a Coke."
• (Stewardess) "Do you want that in the can?"
• (Chevy Chase) "No, I'll have it right here."

• (Chevy Chase) "Get in."
• (Jason Lively) "What Happened?"
• (Dana Hill) "Oh, not much. Mom's been kidnapped."

• (Chevy Chase) "There it is, kids, my motherland."
• (Jason Lively) "Dad, Grandma's from Chicago."
• (Chevy Chase) "Shut up, Russ."

• (Chevy Chase) "There's Buckingham Palace, kids. That's where the Queen lives and works."
• (Dana Hill) "Works? What does she do, Dad?"
• (Chevy Chase) "She queens -- and vacuums."

• (Chevy Chase) "Oh the hills are alive with the sound of Griswold/this s***'s been around for a very long time./I'm feeling so high, I just can't stand it/It's as if I've been here for at least a week."

Jason Lively as Rusty Griswold

• (Jason Lively) "-- Hey, Dad, look. Bed pans."

• (Jason Lively) "Who was it that said when in Rome do as the Romans do?"
• (Chevy Chase) "That was Rome not Paris. This is Paris and you're drunk."

• (Hotel Manager) "You're scuppered mate, this place is full of macaroons, of course I could get on the dog and bone and call my friend down White Chapel way."
• (Jason Lively) "Dad, he's speaking English."

• (Jason Lively) "That's it. That's it. That's the way I want my haircut, Dad."
• (Chevy Chase) "Rusty, you don't want to look like a rooster do you?"

• (Jason Lively) "Dad he's grabbing her tits right there at the table."
• (Chevy Chase) "Just eat your breakfast, Russ."
• (Jason Lively) "-- Dad, I think he's gonna pork her."
• (Chevy Chase) "He's not gonna pork her, Russ."
• (Jason Lively) "I think he's gonna."
• (Chevy Chase) "He may pork her, finish your breakfast."

• (Jason Lively) "Oink oink, my good man."

• (Jason Lively) "-- Yep, the Griswolds are back."

Beverly D'Angelo as Ellen Griswold

• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Clark, there's no bathroom."
• (Chevy Chase) "Of course there's a bathroom. Europeans go to the bathroom, don't they?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Maybe they don't."

• (Beverly D'Angelo) "Clark, you're driving on the wrong side of the road."
• (Chevy Chase) "I realize that honey. I'm also on the wrong side of the car."

• (Beverly D'Angelo) "-- Clark."
• (Chevy Chase) "That's it. Clark -- of Lewis and Clark. And the Griswold's are our grand prize winners."

Dana Hill as Audrey Griswold

• (Dana Hill) "God, I miss Jack."

• (Dana Hill) "-- God, I miss Jack."

Willy Millowitsch as Fritz Spritz

• (Willy Millowitsch) "Isn't that Herman's children?"
• (Erika Wackernagel) "Herman never had kids."

Claudia Neidig as Claudia

• (Claudia Neidig) "Those bells haven't rung in years."
• (Jason Lively) "What do they mean?"
• (Claudia Neidig) "They're going to hang someone."
• (Jason Lively) "DAD."

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