National Lampoon's Movie Madness Quotes

National Lampoon's Movie Madness is a television show that debuted in 1970 . National Lampoon's Movie Madness ended its run in 1970.

It features Matty Simmons as producer, Andy Stein in charge of musical score, and Charles Correll as head of cinematography.

National Lampoon's Movie Madness is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of National Lampoon's Movie Madness is 89 min. long. National Lampoon's Movie Madness is distributed by United Artists.

The cast includes: Richard Widmark as Stan Nagurski, Robby Benson as Brent Falcone, Christopher Lloyd as Samuel Starkman, and Barry Diamond as Junkie.

National Lampoon's Movie Madness Quotes

Robby Benson as Brent Falcone

• (Kid Drummer - 'Municipalians') "Hey man, get outta my face."
• (Robby Benson) "I didn't; I didn't mean to --. Be in your face."
• (Robby Benson) "How 'bout we just bop over to my place, look around the garage, I bet we could set up a set of drums just for you."
• (Robby Benson) "Hey Stan, a little kid shot me."

• (Robby Benson) "Falcone's Law Number One: Let Nagurski do it."

• (Robby Benson) "Oh boy -- Oreos. Double cream."

• (Robby Benson) "It's your turn, Stan."
• (Richard Widmark) "What?"
• (Robby Benson) "It's your turn."
• (Richard Widmark) "My turn, I've got seniority."
• (Robby Benson) "I don't give a s***."
• (Richard Widmark) "Ow, come on."
• (Robby Benson) "Get out of the car."
• (Richard Widmark) "What?"
• (Robby Benson) "Get out of the f***ing car."

Richard Widmark as Stan Nagurski

• (Richard Widmark) "I didn't want to say anything, but you're boring."

• (Richard Widmark) "Nagurski's Law Number Four: "Never go into a music store that's been cut into with an acetyline torch.""

• (Richard Widmark) "How's it going girls?"
• (Spanish Prositute - 'Municipalians') "I was stabbed in the leg by an aircraft mechanic."
• (Richard Widmark) "I'm sorry."

• (Richard Widmark) "Nagurski's Law number three, always call the car a vehicle around whores, they get off on that."

• (Richard Widmark) "Never stop anywhere you might have to get out the car"

• (Richard Widmark) "Now I'm gonna give you the first of Nagurski's Laws. Never throw water on a sleeping junkie."

Barry Diamond as Junkie

• (Barry Diamond) "I've got this dog, you know, who's really messed up, because he was doing some animal tranquilizers or something like that."
• (Robby Benson) "Really?"
• (Barry Diamond) "Yeah and when I got up, I reached over to smack my dog, see. Because when I get up -- I like to smack him -- I went; whack, right --"
• (Robby Benson) "That's -- that's not nice."
• (Barry Diamond) "My dog got really pissed off. And he ran in the bathroom and he put some Ajax in my syringe and f***ed me up, right. So, I may not be too high right now but, uh-huh-uh -- I'm clean."
• (Richard Widmark) "Flake out man, flake out. Nargusrki's law number three: Always call the car a vehicle around whores. They get off on that."

Christopher Lloyd as Samuel Starkman

• (Christopher Lloyd) "Ya can't touch me coppas, I've got a lawyer."
• (Lawyer) "I'm tired of being heckeled and harrassed by the police and I intend to sue for every nickle they've got -- Take my wife, please."
• (Barry Diamond) "I know that guy, huh."
• (Lawyer) "I take my wife everywhere, but she finds her way home. I ask my wife, "what do you want to do for your anniversary?" She says "I wanna go someplace I've never been before." I said "Try the kitchen.""
• (Robby Benson) "Stan, what do we do?"
• (Richard Widmark) "You heard him, the guys got a lawyer."

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