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Near Dark Quotes

Near Dark is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Near Dark ended in 1970.

It features Steven-Charles Jaffe as producer, Tangerine Dream in charge of musical score, and Adam Greenberg (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Near Dark is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Near Dark is 95 minutes long. Near Dark is distributed by DeLaurentiis Entertainment Group.

The cast includes: Marcie Leeds as Sarah Colton, Bill Paxton as Severen, Tim Thomerson as Loy Colton, Adrian Pasdar as Caleb Colton, Lance Henriksen as Jesse, Jenny Wright as Mae, Joshua John Miller as Homer, Jenette Goldstein as Diamondback, and Billy Beck as Motel Manager.

Near Dark Quotes

Lance Henriksen as Jesse

  • (Lance Henriksen) "Just the glass."
  • (Waitress) "Just the glass?"
  • (Lance Henriksen) "The glass."
  • (Lance Henriksen) "We give him a week to see if we can call him one of us."
  • (Lance Henriksen) "Where are we, Diamondback? What road is this?"
  • (Jenette Goldstein) "You got me."
  • (Lance Henriksen) "Isn't that where I had the flat tire? You pulled over."
  • (Jenette Goldstein) "And there you stood by the side of that road -- and I just knew you were trouble."
  • (Lance Henriksen) "And you were right."
  • (Lance Henriksen) "You're not gonna look so good -- with your face ripped off."
  • (Lance Henriksen) "I taught Severen everything he knew, but not everything I know."
  • (Bartender) "What you people want?"
  • (Lance Henriksen) "Just a couple more minutes of your time, about the same duration as the rest of your life."

Bill Paxton as Severen

  • (Bill Paxton) "I hate 'em when they ain't been shaved."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Well, I'll be god****ed. s***-kicker heaven."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Park your carcass."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Cut the s***. I know you're awake. I can smell it."
  • (Patron in Bar) "Hey. Hey. You spilled my drink."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Well, why don't you lick it up off the bar, meatball?"
  • (Bill Paxton) "Howdy. I'm gonna separate your head from your shoulders. Hope you don't mind none."
  • (Bill Paxton) "How you doin', Jess?"
  • (Lance Henriksen) "Like s***. How 'bout you?"
  • (Bill Paxton) "I'm down to my last inch of skin."
  • (Bill Paxton) "I'm your worst f***in' nightmare. Severen."
  • (Joshua John Miller) "And I'm Homer. That's H-O-M-E-R. Mispronounce it and I wouldn't wanna be you"
  • (Bartender) "There are two ways you can leave these here premises."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Is that a fact?"
  • (Bartender) "That's a fact. On your feet or on your back."
  • (Bill Paxton) "That's pretty tough words for a bartender, huh? Gee whiz. If you're not gonna serve me a drink, well -- I'll just have to drink his."
  • (Bill Paxton) "How can you drink that s***?"
  • (Bill Paxton) "'Round and 'round and 'round she goes. Where she stops, nobody knows."
  • (Bill Paxton) "Let me do it, Jesse. Let me tap dance on him, won't ya?"
  • (Bill Paxton) "Bull's-eye."

Adrian Pasdar as Caleb Colton

  • (Adrian Pasdar) "I mean, I don't have a girlfriend."
  • (Jenny Wright) "That's too bad."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "Exactly."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "I sure haven't met any girls like you."
  • (Jenny Wright) "No. No, you sure haven't."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "Am I alive?"
  • (Bill Paxton) "Hey. You look like 4O miles of rough road."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "What the f*** is goin' on?"
  • (Bill Paxton) "It ain't what's goin' on, son. It's what's comin' off. Your face. Clean off."
  • (Caleb's Friend) "What the hell's eatin' you?"
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "Your mama."
  • (Caleb's Friend) "You wish."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "I wish I may, I wish I might. Wish I was a thousand miles from here tonight."
  • (Deputy Sheriff) "You ain't looking too good, son."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "I ain't feeling too good, sir."
  • (Deputy Sheriff) "What're you on?"
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "You wouldn't believe me --"
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "Who you out here with?"
  • (Jenny Wright) "Friends."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "Boyfriend?"
  • (Jenny Wright) "Friends."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "I ain't a person anymore. I don't know what I am. I'm sick."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "Can I have a bite?"
  • (Jenny Wright) "Bite?"
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "I'm just dyin' for a cone."
  • (Jenny Wright) "Dyin'?"
  • (Deputy Sheriff) "Come this way, please."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "What's the problem?"
  • (Deputy Sheriff) "You."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "Sure was some kiss."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "What'll we do now?"
  • (Jenny Wright) "Anything we want -- to the end of time."

Jenny Wright as Mae

  • (Jenny Wright) "There's somethin' I want to show you."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "There's somethin' you want to show me?"
  • (Jenny Wright) "Yeah. The night."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "What about it?"
  • (Jenny Wright) "It's dark."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "I noticed."
  • (Jenny Wright) "It's so bright, it'll blind you."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "I can't see."
  • (Jenny Wright) "Well, listen. Do you hear it?"
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "I'm listenin'. I don't hear nothin'."
  • (Jenny Wright) "Listen hard. Do you hear it?"
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "Hear what?"
  • (Jenny Wright) "The night, it's deafening."
  • (Jenny Wright) "Horses just don't like me."
  • (Jenny Wright) "Caleb, what's happening?"
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "I brought you home."
  • (Jenny Wright) "I'm afraid."
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "Don't be. It's just the sun."
  • (Jenny Wright) "The night has its price."
  • (Jenny Wright) "The light that's leaving that star right now will take a billion years to get down here. You want to know why you've never met a girl like me before?"
  • (Adrian Pasdar) "Yeah. Why?"
  • (Jenny Wright) "Because I'll still be here when the light from that star gets down here to earth in a billion years."

Jenette Goldstein as Diamondback

  • (Jenette Goldstein) "There's a fly on the ceilin'."
  • (Waitress) "Don't you want the beer?"
  • (Jenette Goldstein) "No honey, the drink's on me."

Marcie Leeds as Sarah Colton

  • (Marcie Leeds) "It's impolite to stare."
  • (Marcie Leeds) "Boy, you people sure stay up late."
  • (Bill Paxton) "We keep odd hours."

Billy Beck as Motel Manager

  • (Billy Beck) "You were here once before, wasn't you? Lots of years back?"
  • (Lance Henriksen) "Yes, I get through here about once every 5O years. Make me a reservation."

Tim Thomerson as Loy Colton

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