Ned (film) Quotes

Ned (film) is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Ned stopped airing in 1970.

It features Darryl Robinson as producer, and Gerry Hale, Willy Zygier in charge of musical score.

Ned (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Australia. Each episode of Ned (film) is 81 minutes long. Ned (film) is distributed by Becker Entertainment.

Ned (film) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Sit down, shut up and finish your rubber."

• (Unnamed) "Jesus Ned, pull yourself together."
• (Unnamed) "Is your friend alright?"
• (Unnamed) "He's fine. He just saw his family -- raped -- by Pirates."

• (Unnamed) "We need bread, new beards and I need you to pick me up some penicillin. For my Syphilis."
• (Unnamed) "Alright."
• (Unnamed) "Oh and some fresh milk."
• (Unnamed) "Can't we just get that from our horses?"
• (Unnamed) "I'm not even going to dignify that with an answer."

• (Unnamed) "Morning Governor Sinclair."
• (Unnamed) "Tell me Hawkins, who made my breakfast this morning?"
• (Unnamed) "That new Cook, Sir. Was there a problem?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes Hawkins, there was. Several in fact. My fruit salad had no Paw Paw, my pheasant eggs were cold, mild at best, and this Earl Gray tastes as if it's been pissed from a dead baby."
• (Unnamed) "I'll forward your complaints to him, Sir."
• (Unnamed) "Don't do that Hawkins. Just have the man killed."

• (Townsmember) "Nice pony."
• (Unnamed) "He's a horse."

• (Unnamed) "Take a look around you Ned, one day this will all be yours. Rubber is the way of the future. And you and I will lead the way, together. Together with our farm of rubber --"

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