Never Kill a Boy on the First Date Quotes

Never Kill a Boy on the First Date is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Never Kill a Boy on the First Date stopped airing in 1970.

Never Kill a Boy on the First Date Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Buffy, when I said you could slay vampires and have a social life, I didn't mean at the same time."

• (Unnamed) "They came after me, but I was more than a match for them."
• (Unnamed) "Meaning?"
• (Unnamed) "I hid."

• (Unnamed) "Buffy, maintaining a normal social life as a Slayer -- i-i-is problematic at best."
• (Unnamed) "This is the '90s. The 1990s, in point of fact, and I can do both. Clark Kent has a job. I just wanna go on a date."
• (Unnamed) "Well, I-I suppose it was a fairly slim lead --"
• (Unnamed) "Thank you, thank you, thank you. And look, I won't go far, okay? If the apocalypse comes, beep me."

• (Unnamed) "If your identity as a slayer is revealed, it could put you and all those around you in grave danger."
• (Unnamed) "Well, in that case, I won't wear my button that says 'I'm a Slayer; Ask Me How.'"

• (Unnamed) "I was ten years old when my father told me I was destined to be a Watcher. He was one, and his, uh, mother before him. And I was to be next."
• (Unnamed) "Were you thrilled beyond all measure?"
• (Unnamed) "No, I had very definite plans about my future. I was going to be a fighter pilot. Or, possibly a grocer."

• (Unnamed) "Buffy, this is no ordinary vampire. But we have to stop him before he reaches the Master."
• (Unnamed) "But cute guy. Teenager. Post-pubescent fantasies."

• (Unnamed) "That symbol on the ring -- I believe it's the rune for fidelity, but, uh, it doesn't connect with any of the sects that I've studied."
• (Unnamed) "What about this on the inside? It's a sun and three stars. Haven't we seen that somewhere?"
• (Unnamed) "Let me see. No, I-I don't think this, um, represents any --"
• (Unnamed) "Wait, it's right here. Sun and three stars. Yuck, check these guys out. Told you it looked familiar."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, the Order of Aurelius. Yes, you're right."
• (Unnamed) "Ooo, two points for the Slayer, while the Watcher has yet to score."

• (Unnamed) "Oh, that's great. I kill 'em, you fence their stuff."

• (Unnamed) "We haven't been properly introduced. I'm Buffy, and you're history."

• (Unnamed) "He hardly talks to anyone. He's solitary, mysterious; he can brood for forty minutes strait. I've clocked him."

• (Unnamed) "I was hopin' I'd find you here."
• (Unnamed) "You were?"
• (Unnamed) "Some serious stuff happening tonight. You need to be out there."
• (Unnamed) "No, not you too."
• (Unnamed) "What do you know?"
• (Unnamed) "Prophecy, Anointed One, yada, yada, yada."
• (Unnamed) "So you know. Fine. I just thought I'd warn you."
• (Unnamed) "Warn me? You see that guy over there at the bar? He came here to be with me."
• (Unnamed) "You're here on a date?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes. Why is it such a shock to everyone?"

• (Unnamed) "And a cranky Slayer is a careless Slayer."

• (Unnamed) "There will be a time of crisis, of world's hanging in the balance. And in this time shall come the Annointed, the Master's great warrior. And the Slayer will not know him, will not stop him. And he will lead her into hell. As it is written, so shall it be. Five will die, and from their ashes the Annointed shall rise. The Brethern of Aurelius shall greet him, and usher him to his immortal destiny. As it is written, so shall it be."

• (Unnamed) "Ooo. Hello, salty goodness. Pick up the phone, call 911. That boy is gonna need some serious oxygen after I'm through with him."

• (Unnamed) "All right. I'll just jump into my time machine, go back to the 12th century and ask the vampires to postpone their ancient prophecy for a few days while you take in dinner and a show."
• (Unnamed) "Okay, at this point you're abusing sarcasm."

• (Unnamed) "So, Buffy, how'd the slaying go last night?"
• (Unnamed) "Xander."
• (Unnamed) "I mean, how'd the laying go? No, I don't mean that either."

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