Never Say Never Again Quotes

Never Say Never Again is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Never Say Never Again ended its run in 1970.

It features Jack Schwartzman as producer, Michel Legrand in charge of musical score, and Douglas Slocombe as head of cinematography.

Never Say Never Again is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Never Say Never Again is 134 minutes long. Never Say Never Again is distributed by Warner Bros.ref 1 and 1.

The cast includes: Edward Fox as James Bond, Pamela Salem as Miss Moneypenny, Barbara Carrera as Fatima Blush, Klaus Maria Brandauer as Largo, Edward Fox as M, Alec McCowen as Q, Gavan O'Herlihy as Jack Petachi, Rowan Atkinson as Small-Fawcett, Barbara Carrera as Fatima, Prunella Gee as Patricia, Max von Sydow as Blofeld, and Bernie Casey as Leiter.

Never Say Never Again Quotes

Barbara Carrera as Fatima Blush

• (Barbara Carrera) "Jack must do as he's told to keep his FAST CARS and his PRETTY CLOTHES. And if he wants to keep his sister alive --"
• (Gavan O'Herlihy) "You leave Domino out of this or I'll --"

• (Barbara Carrera) "You know that making love to Fatima was the greatest pleasure of your life."
• (Edward Fox) "Well, to be perfectly honest, there was this girl in Philadelphia --"
• (Barbara Carrera) "SHUT UP."

• (Barbara Carrera) "Don't touch him. He's mine."

• (Barbara Carrera) "Spread your legs. Good. Very good. You're quite a man, Mr. James Bond, but I am a superior woman. Guess where you get the first one?"

• (Barbara Carrera) "Now darling must do his little trickie in eight seconds. Then nursie will give baby his candy."

• (Barbara Carrera) "I think you have lost her."
• (Klaus Maria Brandauer) "Do you actually imagine that I could lose a woman to an underpaid British agent? Ya?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "Yeah. And I warn you, if he is not executed at once, he'll have your Domino turned over."

• (Barbara Carrera) "Oh, how reckless of me. I made you all wet."
• (Edward Fox) "Yes, but my martini is still dry. My name is James."

• (Barbara Carrera) "Hello, James. I'm Fatima Blush."
• (Edward Fox) "You ski very well."
• (Barbara Carrera) "I do many things very well."

• (Barbara Carrera) "Maximillian, why torture yourself over that kind of woman?"
• (Klaus Maria Brandauer) "Maybe one day you have to kill her, Fatima."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Your sense of humor is delicious."

Rowan Atkinson as Small-Fawcett

• (Rowan Atkinson) "You're not going to make any trouble, are you Mr. Bond? Let's face it. Your reputation has proceeded you."
• (Edward Fox) "Do I look like the sort of man who would make trouble?"
• (Rowan Atkinson) "Well, yes, frankly. And you're going to jeopardize the tourists trade if you start going around killing people."

• (Rowan Atkinson) "Jolly good."

• (Rowan Atkinson) "I'm sorry Mr. Bond. I obviously caught you in a bad moment."
• (Edward Fox) "M sent you."
• (Rowan Atkinson) "Only to plead for your return, Sir. M says that without you in the service, he fears for the security of the civilized world."
• (Edward Fox) "Never again."
• (Domino Petachi) "Never?"

• (Rowan Atkinson) "Nigel Small-Fawcett. British Embassy. Nassau."
• (Edward Fox) "How do you do, Nigel?"
• (Rowan Atkinson) "Sorry I'm late. But, as you're one of these undercover johnnies, I took the precaution of not being followed."
• (Edward Fox) "And that's why you shouted my name across the harbor."
• (Rowan Atkinson) "Oh, God. Did I? Oh, I'm sorry. Damn. Damn. Sorry, I'm rather new to all this."

Prunella Gee as Patricia

• (Prunella Gee) "Lentil delight, dandelion salad, goat's cheese."
• (Edward Fox) "Beluga caviar, quails eggs, vodka, foie gras; Strasbourg."

Max von Sydow as Blofeld

• (Max von Sydow) "We have invested heavily in the Middle East and Central America to promote insurgency and revolution. Fortunately, our capital outlay has been handsomely offset by the result and sale of armaments and missiles. You will note, that we have supplied both to rebels and government forces, on an equal basis. In matters of death, SPECTRE is strictly impartial."

• (Max von Sydow) "Now, for the future. SPECTRE's most audacious enterprise of any; next to which our previous ventures are inconsequential. Our esteemed Number One is in complete charge of the entire operation, which will henceforth be called: The Tears of Allah."

• (Max von Sydow) "I am Supreme Commander of SPECTRE, the Special Executive for Counterintelligence, Terrorism, Revenge and Extortion. Yesterday morning, the American Air Force launched 2 cruise missiles from Swadley Air Base in Great Britain. Through the ingenuity of SPECTRE, the dummy warheads they carried were replaced with live, nuclear warheads. Your weapons of destruction are now safely in our possession and will be moved to two secret targets. Please note the serial numbers of the missiles; they will confirm the truth. Your weapons of deterrence did not deter us from our objective. A terrible catastrophe now confronts you. However, it can be avoided by paying a tribute to our organization, amounting to twenty-five percent of your respective countries' annual oil purchases. We have accomplished two of the functions that the name SPECTRE embodies: terror and extortion. If our demands are not met within seven days, we shall ruthlessly apply the third: revenge."

Edward Fox as James Bond

• (Nurse) "Mr. Bond, I need a urine sample. If you could fill this beaker for me?"
• (Edward Fox) "From here?"

• (Edward Fox) "What exactly are we going down for?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "Sport; and a little fun."

• (Edward Fox) "Is it far to the reef?"
• (Barbara Carrera) "It's far enough. We've got time to kill."

• (Edward Fox) "Vodka on the rocks, please."

• (Edward Fox) "Since you took over, sir, you've had little use for the "Double-O"s. I've spent most of my time teaching, not doing."
• (Edward Fox) "It's no secret I hold your methods in much less regard than my illustrious predecessor did. But my duty is to keep you up to par."

• (Edward Fox) "What is this for?"
• (Alec McCowen) "I'll show you. You unscrew it -- then stick it up your nose."
• (Alec McCowen) "For my sinus."

• (Edward Fox) "You're marvelously well equipped."
• (Barbara Carrera) "Thank you, James. So are you."

• (Edward Fox) "What's the Americans' story on how the damn things were stolen?"

• (Edward Fox) "I won't need one of these where I'm going."
• (Alec McCowen) "Where's that or; are you not allowed to say?"
• (Edward Fox) "The Bahamas."
• (Alec McCowen) "Oh, lucky, bloody you."

• (Edward Fox) "Too many free radicals. That's your problem."
• (Edward Fox) ""Free radicals," sir?"
• (Edward Fox) "Yes. They're toxins that destroy the body and the brain, caused by eating too much red meat and white bread. Too many dry martinis."
• (Edward Fox) "Then I shall cut out the white bread, sir."
• (Edward Fox) "Oh, you'll do more than THAT, 007. From now on you will be suffering a strict regimen of diet and exercise; we shall PURGE those toxins from you."
• (Edward Fox) "Shrublands?"
• (Edward Fox) "You got it."

• (Edward Fox) "With due respect, I played the war games for two weeks and only got killed once."
• (Edward Fox) "Twice. You've forgotten the land mine on the Black Sea beach."
• (Edward Fox) "Correction, sir. I lost both legs. I did not die."
• (Edward Fox) "You were immobilized."
• (Edward Fox) "It can never be the same playing with blanks. It is somewhat different in the field. With your life on the line -- your adrenaline gives you an edge."
• (Edward Fox) "But is your edge sharp enough? That's the difference between a "Double-0" and a corpse."

• (Edward Fox) "You appear tense."
• (Barbara Carrera) "You affect me, James."
• (Edward Fox) "Well, that's bad. Going down, one should always be relaxed."

• (Edward Fox) "Is it conceivable that he could have used a false eye?"
• (Edward Fox) "Oh, do come along, Bond. Let's think of a more logical explanation, shall we?"

• (Doctor at Shrublands) "Miss Fearing tells me you're making fine progress. But, I must say, you're looking a bit peaked this morning."
• (Edward Fox) "I was up all night."
• (Doctor at Shrublands) "Don't overdo it. A herbal enema should fix you up."

• (Edward Fox) "Hello, again. I do owe you an explanation. My name is Bond, James Bond. May I offer you a drink?"

• (Receptionist at Health Spa) "Bon jour, Monsieur."
• (Edward Fox) "Do you serve men here?"
• (Receptionist at Health Spa) "But, of course. Some men more than others."

• (Edward Fox) "C'est la vie."
• (Domino Petachi) "C'est la vie?"
• (Edward Fox) "Such is life."
• (Domino Petachi) "Such is life."

• (Edward Fox) "Still here, Moneypenny? You should be in bed."
• (Pamela Salem) "James, we both should be."

• (Domino Petachi) "Oh. Could you go a little lower, please."
• (Edward Fox) "Lower?"
• (Domino Petachi) "Yes, please. Yes. Oh, right there. Oh, it feels so good."

• (Edward Fox) "I send you to a health farm to get yourself in shape. Instead you DEMOLISH it. Now I've had to notify the local police, get a minister to muzzle the press, and allocate a sizable chunk of my meager budget to renovating the establishment."
• (Edward Fox) "A man DID try to kill me, sir."
• (Edward Fox) "Oh. Caught you seducing his wife, did he?"
• (Edward Fox) "No, sir, not at all. But, in fact, I did lose 4 lbs and God knows how many free radicals."
• (Edward Fox) "That is the KIND of attitude that tempts me to suspend you, 007."

• (Edward Fox) "What's the score with Largo?"
• (Rowan Atkinson) "Oh, he's highly visible in these parts. Enormously wealthy. Owns the biggest boat in the Caribbean --"
• (Edward Fox) "You've met him?"
• (Rowan Atkinson) "Yes. He's charming. I mean; foreign. But, charming, nonetheless."

• (Edward Fox) "We're both humble servants of the Crown, Alge."
• (Alec McCowen) "If the CIA made me an offer, I'd be off like a shot. Unlimited resources. Air conditioning. Twenty-eight flavors of ice cream in the restaurant."

• (Domino Petachi) "That feels so good."
• (Edward Fox) "It certainly does."

Alec McCowen as Q

• (Alec McCowen) "I wish I had a new contract. They slashed my budget. You can't get the spare parts. And when you can, there's usually some strike that stops delivery. Look at this place. They keep it bloody freezing down here. Plays havoc with my sinuses."

• (Alec McCowen) "Rather tasty this is. It looks like a watch, but, it's really a laser. It keeps perfect time."
• (Edward Fox) "But, for how long?"
• (Alec McCowen) "At least your lifetime."

• (Alec McCowen) "Good to see you Mr. Bond. Things've been awfully dull 'round here. Bureaucrats running the whole place. Everything done by the book. Can't make a decision unless the computer gives you the go ahead. Now you're on this. I hope we're going to have some gratuitous sex and violence."
• (Edward Fox) "I certainly hope so too."

Klaus Maria Brandauer as Largo

• (Klaus Maria Brandauer) "Are you a man who enjoys games?"
• (Edward Fox) "Depends with whom I'm playing."

• (Klaus Maria Brandauer) "Do you lose as gracefully as you win?"
• (Edward Fox) "I don't know, I've never lost."

• (Klaus Maria Brandauer) "Tears of Allah. The story is that the prophet wept for the barrenness of the desert and his tears made a well. It's a legend, of course. But, like all great legends, it is also the truth."

• (Klaus Maria Brandauer) "This game has one objective: power. We will be fighting for countries, chosen at random by the machine. But for this demonstration, I will choose France. Target areas will light up on the map. Whoever hits them first with his laser beam will score a point. But there is another way to win: with your left hand, you control two nuclear missiles; with your right hand, you control a shield to block my missiles. But if you fail -- Boom, I win the game. You will be red. I will be blue."

• (Domino Petachi) "You're crazy."
• (Klaus Maria Brandauer) "Crazy? Yeah -- maybe. I'm crazy."

Bernie Casey as Leiter

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Pamela Salem as Miss Moneypenny

• (Pamela Salem) "Have you got an assignment, James?"
• (Edward Fox) "Yes, Moneypenny. I'm to eliminate all free radicals."
• (Pamela Salem) "Ooh. Do be careful."

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