Night of the Comet Quotes

Night of the Comet is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Night of the Comet ended its run in 1970.

It features Andrew Lane; Wayne Crawford as producer, David Campbell (composer) in charge of musical score, and Arthur Albert as head of cinematography.

Night of the Comet is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Night of the Comet is 95 minutes long. Night of the Comet is distributed by Atlantic Releasing Corporation.

The cast includes: Kelli Maroney as Samantha, Catherine Mary Stewart as Regina Belmont, Ivan E. Roth as Willy, Dick Rude and Chris Pedersen as Stock Boy, Robert Beltran as Hector Gomez, Lissa Layng as Davenport, Robert Beltran as Mel, Michael Bowen as Larry, Mary Woronov as Audrey, and Janice Kawaye as Sarah.

Night of the Comet Quotes

Kelli Maroney as Samantha

• (Kelli Maroney) "The burden of civilization is upon us --"
• (Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK) "Ohhh."
• (Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK) "Bitchin', isn't it?"

• (Kelli Maroney) "You were born with an asshole, Doris, you don't need Chuck."

• (Kelli Maroney) "What are you waiting for?"
• (Robert Beltran) "We're waiting for the light to change."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "We DO NOT cross against the light."
• (Kelli Maroney) "Are you nuts, auntie Regina?"
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "You may as well face the facts Samantha. The whole burden of civilization has fallen upon us."
• (Kelli Maroney) "What's that supposed to mean?"
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "It MEANS we do not cross against the light."
• (Kelli Maroney) "That's totally stupid, there's nobody here. See, we're talking ghost town."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "See what happens?"
• (Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK) "Gawd, I'm sorry but you shouldn't cross against the light like that."

• (Kelli Maroney) "Daddy would have gotten us Uzis."

• (Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK) "Gawd, I'm sorry but you shouldn't cross against the light like that. Hey, you guys are survivors too, huh?"
• (Kelli Maroney) "thank you"
• (Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK) "What?"
• (Kelli Maroney) "Nothing. Great car."
• (Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK) "thanks, I have 23 of em', you want to go for a ride?"
• (Kelli Maroney) "More than you know."
• (Robert Beltran) "We don't know anything about this guy. Where's he from? What's his name?"
• (Kelli Maroney) "What's your name?"
• (Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK) "Danny Mason Keener."
• (Kelli Maroney) "Danny Mason Keener, ok?"
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Yeah, alright, well, just be back by midnight, ok?"
• (Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK) "Midnight?"
• (Kelli Maroney) "The burden of civilization is on us, ok?"
• (Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK) "Oh yeah. Bitchin', isn't it?"

• (Kelli Maroney) "Doris, Reggie's on the phone."
• (Doris Belmont) "She's not having car trouble?"
• (Kelli Maroney) "She's going to be out all night with her science class at the observatory. I know all about it."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Yeah. Hi, Doris."
• (Doris Belmont) "What's this about a science class, Regina?"
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Well, you want me to do better in science don't you?"
• (Doris Belmont) "I want you home in 5 minutes after you finish work. If you want to watch the comet you can do it here."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Look, Doris. Like, I'm 18 okay? And I can watch the comet where ever I want to watch the comet."

• (Kelli Maroney) "Nice car."
• (Danny Mason Kenner aka DMK) "Thanks, I have 23 of them."

• (Kelli Maroney) "You're not gonna blame me because the phone went dead. I'm not the phone company. Nobody's the phone company anymore."

• (Kelli Maroney) "So you guys are geniuses?"
• (Mary Woronov) "Yeah; or we thought we were."
• (Kelli Maroney) "We had a couple of geniuses at school --"
• (Kelli Maroney) "-- they're both wimps."

• (Kelli Maroney) "I just had it out with Doris once and for all again."

Janice Kawaye as Sarah

• (Janice Kawaye) "I don't know, my parents told me never to breathe anything from strangers."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Hey, get your hands up."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "What are you guys doing?"
• (Janice Kawaye) "They said if we breathe this, we can go to the North Pole to see Santa Clause."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "That's so sick."
• (Kelli Maroney) "Hey."
• (Kelli Maroney) "Holy s***."
• (Brian, Survivor Child) "Whoa."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Sam?"
• (Kelli Maroney) "I give, I give."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "They said you were dead."
• (Kelli Maroney) "They were exaggerating totally."

• (Janice Kawaye) "I don't know, my parents told me never to breathe anything from strangers."

Robert Beltran as Hector Gomez

• (Robert Beltran) "I want you to take this flashlight and walk the house."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "But Mel, they throw things at me."
• (Robert Beltran) "I don't want those weirdos ripping up the seats."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Have you ever been hit with Dots? Milk Duds? Those things hurt you know."
• (Robert Beltran) "Take flashlight. Walk house. Now."

• (Guard #2) "She's dead."
• (Robert Beltran) "Hell, she ain't dead. This doctor shot her up with sodium pentothal to make this fellow think she was dead. So you wouldn't suck the blood outta her, you bastard."

• (Robert Beltran) "Think tank, huh?"
• (Robert Beltran) "Think on this."

Catherine Mary Stewart as Regina Belmont

• (Dr. Carter, Project Chief) "Have you ever had hepatitis?"
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "No. I had "mono" once though."

• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "C'mon Hector, the MAC-10 submachine gun was practically designed for housewives."

• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "That's the end of you, DMK. You're history."

• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Have you ever been hit with Dots, Mel? Milk Duds? Those things hurt."

• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "What are you going to do when your complexion freaks out? Dermatologist is dead, ya know?"
• (Kelli Maroney) "I know, and I'm getting a rash or something too."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Oh, God. You and your rashes."
• (Kelli Maroney) "Hey, I'm sorry if the end of the world makes me a little nervous."

• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "You're crazy."
• (Ivan E. Roth) "I'm not crazy, I just don't give a f***."

• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "DMK? Who the hell is DMK?"

• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Come on kids."
• (Robert Beltran) "Who are the kids?"
• (Brian, Survivor Child) "I'm Brian."
• (Janice Kawaye) "I'm Sarah."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Yeah, and I'm aunt Reg, and that's aunt Sam, and that's uncle Hector."
• (Janice Kawaye) "Can I have my bunny?"
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "In a minute. Beat feet uncle Hector."
• (Robert Beltran) "Uncle Hector?"
• (Janice Kawaye) "Hey, it's MY bunny you know."

• (Dr. Carter, Project Chief) "Are you pregnant?"
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "No. Thought I was once."
• (Dr. Carter, Project Chief) "That's not important."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Longest three weeks of my life."

• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Whoa -- what is this, trick or treat?"
• (Monster in Alley) "Come here."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "Wh-what?"
• (Monster in Alley) "COME HERE."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) ""Come here" your ass."

Ivan E. Roth as Willy

• (Ivan E. Roth) "If bachlorette number one isn't out here in half a tick I'm gonna ice bachlorette number two, got it?"

• (Ivan E. Roth) "You wouldn't believe what we want from you. In your worst nightmare you wouldn't believe."

• (Ivan E. Roth) "Let's play a game, it's called scary noises."

Dick Rude and Chris Pedersen as Stock Boy

• (Dick Rude and Chris Pedersen) "Attention K-mart shoppers."

Michael Bowen as Larry

• (Michael Bowen) "If he calls, you tell him that I'm on my way down there and that I'm very, very, very, very pissed."
• (Catherine Mary Stewart) "What about my fifteen bucks?"
• (Michael Bowen) "Tell him you're pissed, too."

Lissa Layng as Davenport

• (Lissa Layng) "You'll just fall asleep and then you'll see Santa Claus and the Easter Bunny."
• (Brian, Survivor Child) "I don't believe in Santa Claus."
• (Dr. Carter, Project Chief) "What? You don't believe in Santa?"

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