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Nine Months Quotes

Nine Months is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Nine Months ended in 1970.

It features Michael Barnathan as producer, Hans Zimmer in charge of musical score, and Donald McAlpine as head of cinematography.

Nine Months is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Nine Months is 103 minutes long. Nine Months is distributed by 20th Century Fox.

The cast includes: Hugh Grant as Samuel Faulkner, Julianne Moore as Rebecca Taylor, Robin Williams as Dr. Kosevich, Joan Cusack as Gail Dwyer, Tom Arnold as Marty, Charles Martinet as Arnie, Joey Simmrin as Truman, Joan Cusack as Gail, and Jeff Goldblum as Sean.

Nine Months Quotes

Joan Cusack as Gail

  • (Joan Cusack) "You keep this up and you're gonna die alone. Like a dog. Like a bum. Like Van Gogh."
  • (Joan Cusack) "Who is that, honey?"
  • (Tom Arnold) "It's, uh, my mother."
  • (Joan Cusack) "I thought she was dead."
  • (Tom Arnold) "Yeah, I know, it's really weird."

Joey Simmrin as Truman

  • (Joey Simmrin) "My dad's an asshole."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Okay. Good. Um, is that something you can maybe elaborate on for me a little?"
  • (Joey Simmrin) "Okay. My dad's a giant asshole."
  • (Joey Simmrin) "Are you alright, Man?"
  • (Hugh Grant) "Yes, I'm fine. I was just listening to what you were saying. Um, could you repeat it so I could get it down?"
  • (Joey Simmrin) "You're an asshole, and my dad's a bastard."

Hugh Grant as Samuel Faulkner

  • (Hugh Grant) "Are you sure?"
  • (Julianne Moore) "I'm ten days late."
  • (Hugh Grant) "And there's no way you could have had it and just not noticed?"

Robin Williams as Dr. Kosevich

  • (Robin Williams) "I've got it. Nurse, call the Anesthesiologist, this woman needs an enema."
  • (Samuel, Rebecca, Nurse) "An enema?"
  • (Robin Williams) "No, uh, she needs a pedicure."
  • (Nurse) "This ain't no goddam beauty parlor."
  • (Robin Williams) "Epitath."
  • (Hugh Grant) "She's not dead, you moron."
  • (Robin Williams) "Epidermus -- Uh --"
  • (Julianne Moore) "Epidural, asshole."
  • (Robin Williams) "You have a girl. Unless I cut the wrong cord."
  • (Robin Williams) "We'll crack open another bottle just as soon as I circumcise your son."
  • (Robin Williams) "If it's not one thing, it's your mother."
  • (Robin Williams) "See? That is why women have the babies. Men can't take the paaai --"

Tom Arnold as Marty

  • (Tom Arnold) "You know what? I ought to come over there and kick your bony little ass if I wasn't going to have my 5 year-old daughter do it."

Charles Martinet as Arnie

  • (Charles Martinet) "I'll shove an "Arnie Loves You" lunchbox up your ass."
  • (Charles Martinet) "Ah, ya cheap s***."
  • (Tom Arnold) "What did you say?"
  • (Charles Martinet) "Oh gee, I didn't say nothing mister, you must be hearing things. Bye bye, Arnie loves you. Ya penis-head."
  • (Tom Arnold) "Now I heard that."
  • (Charles Martinet) "Heard what?"
  • (Tom Arnold) "I heard what you said."
  • (Charles Martinet) "I didn't say nothing -- Ya fat ass p*****."

Julianne Moore as Rebecca Taylor

  • (Julianne Moore) "Sam. My water broke."
  • (Hugh Grant) "Well, we'll get you another one."

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