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Nip/Tuck Quotes

Nip/Tuck is a Medical drama that first aired in 2003 on FX (TV channel). Nip/Tuck completed its run in 2010.

Nip/Tuck was on for 100 episodes. Nip/Tuck is executive produced by Ryan Murphy. Nip/Tuck is created by Ryan Murphy (writer).

Nip/Tuck is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Nip/Tuck is 42-70 minutes long. Nip/Tuck is produced by Hands Down Entertainment and distributed by Warner Bros. Television Distribution.

Nip/Tuck Quotes

  • (Kimberly Henry) "I don't understand this. I haven't heard form him since my operation. It thought that we were gonna be together."
  • (Sean McNamara) "Ms. Henry, I think you're confusing Dr. Troy's pleasant and very thorough bedside manner with real emotions."
  • (Liz Winters) "If it's any consolation to ya, honey, you're not the first girl he's done this to, but at least you got a good set of tits out of it, so heal in more ways than one and just go on with your life."
  • (Christian Troy) "Would you believe the s*** that passes for music these days?"
  • (25 Year Old Woman) "You should come here Wednesdays, it's oldies night."
  • (Unnamed) "Beauty is a curse on the world. It keeps us from seeing who the real monsters are."
  • (Sean McNamara) "Did you urinate in the soap dispenser, Matt? This act of aggression isn't funny, what's funny about it?"
  • (Matt McNamara) "This whole thing is funny, Dad. It's idiotic."
  • (Sean McNamara) "I asked you a question, Matt. Did you do this?"
  • (Matt McNamara) "No."
  • (Sean McNamara) "Adrian, was it you?"
  • (Adrian Moore) "Ohh. He's scary, your other dad."
  • (Sean McNamara) "You're not leaving here until I get an answer."
  • (Ava Moore) "Don't you dare threaten my son."
  • (Adrian Moore) "Yeah, I urinated in the soap dispenser. You wanna spank me?"
  • (Matt McNamara) "Look, what's happened between the three of you is painful. But we can fix this."
  • (Sean McNamara) "Your Mother slept with my best friend, and you were the result, and I didn't know for 17 years, so stop defending them."
  • (Matt McNamara) "Yeah, and my Mother is sleeping in a hotel because you kicked her out, and I can hear you crying thorough the walls at night, so don't you dare scream at me."
  • (Liz Winters) "Ass implants. What will they think of next?"
  • (Christian Troy) "If you'll excuse me I'm going upstairs to pay somebody to pretend they like me."
  • (Gina Russo) "My tits are ripe. And this blouse is silk, stains are forever. So, I need you to suck it up."
  • (Quentin Costa) "You're a bitch."
  • (Julia McNamara) "Maybe, but at least I'm not yours."
  • (Unnamed) "Why? Do you have a sub-conscious desire to harm me?"
  • (Sean McNamara) "I assure you, any desire I have to harm you is totally conscious."
  • (Liz Winters) "I don't look like me."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, I'm sorry. They don't make a lipstick shade called "BullDyke""
  • (Christian Troy) "You had no right to fire my nanny."
  • (Gina Russo) "I don't want my child around cheap common whores."
  • (Christian Troy) "He's around you all the time. Oh correction, you're an expensive whore."
  • (Sean McNamara) "You're shaving too deep."
  • (Christian Troy) "It's fine."
  • (Sean McNamara) "Do you want it fine or do you want it perfect?"
  • (Sean McNamara) "Remember, We're treating a patient here, not just a vagina."
  • (Christian Troy) "That's easy for you to say. You've never been with Vagina Gina."
  • (Christian Troy) "Can I buy you a drink?"
  • (Kimberly Henry) "I don't drink."
  • (Christian Troy) "May I buy you an appetizer?"
  • (Kimberly Henry) "I don't eat. I'm a model."
  • (Sean McNamara) "What part of you being or having an asshole could shock me?"
  • (Christian) "She's a troublemaker and her shoes are cheap."
  • (Sean McNamara) "Are you saying that I have your ineptitude to thank for my success?"
  • (Christian Troy) "No, you have my 10 inch dick to thank."
  • (Grace Santiago) "I keep forgetting about the hierarchy of McNamara/Troy, I keep imagining I'm apart of it."
  • (Sean McNamara) "You were brought aboard with the promise of parity."
  • (Grace Santiago) "What about respect? It's because I slept with Christian, isn't it? Suddenly I'm no longer a professional with credentials, I'm just his latest conquest."
  • (Sean McNamara) "I'm not here to pass judgement on your promiscuity."
  • (Grace Santiago) "Why don't you admit it Sean. You're operating out of repressed rage because I rejected you and slept with your partner."
  • (Sean McNamara) "Dr. Santiago, as a professional, it should have been obvious when I came on to you that I was acting out because of trouble with my marriage, it wasn't personal. It could have been anyone after you."
  • (Ava Moore) "You're not too old to get a backhand and I'm wearing heavy rings."
  • (Christian Troy) "I'm a wildly successful plastic surgeon and I have a 33-inch waist. I'm a superhero, so now I'm going to put my cape back on and get back out there."
  • (Kimberly Henry) "Death is just the ultimate orgasm of life."
  • (Christian Troy) "I think I work better on women I've screwed. Once you've seen a woman's cumface, you've seen her soul."
  • (Kimberly Henry) "FYI, I met some movie producers who think I'm the bomb. They can't wait to get into the Kimber Henry business."
  • (Christian) "The line that divides the porn industry and the plastic surgery is a thin one. We're both selling fantasy, aren't we?"
  • (Christian Troy) "I'm putting p***** lips back on the schedule."
  • (Unnamed) "You liked Gina before she conceived, you're gonna love her now, she's a tigress."
  • (Christian Troy) "Did you screw her?"
  • (Unnamed) "Well -- yeah. She told me about your guys situation, I thought you were cool."
  • (Christian Troy) "You're bragging to me about banging the mother of my unborn child, and you think I'm cool with that? What kind of sick freak are you?"
  • (Unnamed) "She told me you weren't together."
  • (Christian Troy) "What's the difference? That's my god damn child you're poking at."
  • (Unnamed) "She was just so lonely and beautiful. You can't see it, but I can."
  • (Christian Troy) "Cancel my order. Stay away from my kid."
  • (Christian Troy) "None of us get out alive. Now you can huddle in a group and face it one day at a time, or you could be grateful that when your body rubs against someone else's, it explodes with enough pleasure that you can forget, even for a minute, that you're only a walking pile of ashes."
  • (Christian Troy) "Merrill. You look like a Q-Tip."
  • (Gina Russo) "Hey asshole, my water just broke."
  • (Julia McNamara) "Do you know how long it has been since I have heard you laugh? Since I have even seen you be emotional about anything? Jesus, Sean, I haven't seen you cry since Matt was born."
  • (Sean McNamara) "I'm not going to apologize for that. I'm a surgeon. If I get emotional patients die."
  • (Julia McNamara) "I'm not one of your patients, Sean. I'm your wife. And on your watch, a death has occurred, the death of you and me. This marriage doesn't even have a pulse anymore."
  • (Christian Troy) "Ever notice how "monogamy" rhymes with "monotony"?"
  • (Christian) "I'm serious, I felt violated. The last time I felt like this was back in the early 90s when some girl shoved her finger up my butt with no warning."
  • (Julia McNamara) "When did you become so cruel?"
  • (Christian Troy) "You didn't have an orgasm, is that right?"
  • (Grace Santiago) "Not a shudder."
  • (Christian Troy) "You're a liar. I rode you like a triple crown jockey, and you came."
  • (Grace Santiago) "Get out of my face right now."
  • (Christian Troy) "I counted each contraction. Three times. Or were you doing your Kegel exercises?"
  • (Grace Santiago) "Lock the door."
  • (Sean McNamara) "Matt's having trouble at school, and he told you this?"
  • (Christian Troy) "He's torn up. I guess he was showering in gym and s*** and some tough guys were laughing at him and calling him AntEater."
  • (Sean McNamara) "AntEater?"
  • (Christian Troy) "Basically, he's self-conscious about his dick, and he wants a circumcision."
  • (Sean McNamara) "He doesn't need a circumcision. That's a vanity operation."
  • (Christian Troy) "We're in the vanity business, Sean. It's what we do. Appearance is everything to a kid. It's how you fit in. Snip, snip, he feels better about himself, and you, sir, can make that happen. How cool is fatherhood?"
  • (Sean McNamara) "I'm not doing anything to my son's penis or my wife's breasts. I don't want my family infected by what we do here."
  • (Liz Winters) "You really want to get inside a woman? Stop thinking like a dick."
  • (Gina Russo) "What's the matter, Christian, not turned on by pregnant women?"
  • (Christian Troy) "No, just not turned on by you."

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