No Tomorrow (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

No Tomorrow (How I Met Your Mother) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . No Tomorrow stopped airing in 1970.

No Tomorrow (How I Met Your Mother) Quotes

• (Ted) "Barney, I'm starting to think about that theory."
• (Barney) "Ted, if you want to know how old a woman is check her elbows."
• (Ted) "Not that theory."
• (Barney) "Oh, you have to be more clear. I have so many theories."

• (Barney) "Ted, listen, are you hearing that? That's the universe, the universe is talking to us."
• (Ted) "We don't have to build a baseball field do we?"

• (Lily Aldrin) "Marshall, you see ghosts all the time, even at Starbucks."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "That Kenny G CD just flew off the shelf."
• (Robin Scherbatsky) "Last time that ever happened."

• (Marshall Eriksen) "Can we shoot pool on you?"

• (Robin Scherbatsky) "How is "Racist Ghost" better than "Crooked"? Seriously, somebody tell me how that's better."

• (Barney Stinson) "Let's drink green beer. Let's do green Jell-o shots. Where's your Saint Patrick's Day spirit?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "We're drinking green tea."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "With caffeine."

• (Ashlee) "I'm Ashlee, with two E's."
• (Barney Stinson) "Please. Two C's at most."

• (Ted Mosby) "Sorry, Peter. We're grown-ups now. We can't fly off to Never-Land with you anymore."

• (Narrator) "Some things you don't notice until they're pointed out, but once you notice it, you can't not notice it. Lily and Marshall's new apartment was crooked."

• (Ted Mosby) "How do you know she's from a different area code?"
• (Barney Stinson) "She's 5-1-6. She might dress like she's 7-1-8, act like she's 2-1-2, but trust me -- she's 5-1-6. Oh and her husband letting her out alone on St. Pattie's Day, if that dude's not 9-7-3. I'm 3-0-7."

• (Barney Stinson) "Come on, it's not like she has children."
• (Ted Mosby) "How do you know she doesn't?"
• (Barney Stinson) "Wrists. It's like you don't even know me."

• (Barney Stinson) "Open your brain-tank "bra", 'cause here comes some premium 91 octane knowledge. There's three rules of cheating: It's not cheating if you're not the one who's married. It's not cheating if her name had two adjacent vowels, and it's not cheating if she's from a different area code. You're fine on all three counts."

• (Barney Stinson) "Who wants to kiss the Barney Stone?"
• (Lily Aldrin) "Hey, look. It's the Riddler."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "No, that's Gumby. Later, can we tie you in a knot?"

• (Barney Stinson) "Come on, Ted. It's your last night on Earth. You really want to spend it with Marshall and Lily?"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "My hands smell weird. Here, smell."
• (Lily Aldrin) "You're right, that's new."
• (Ted Mosby) "I'll be there in five minutes."

• (Barney Stinson) "Ted, you have to live like there's no tomorrow, because there is no tomorrow. The world is coming to an end. As predicted by Nostradamus. Notre Dame. Fighting Irish. Irish. Saint Patrick's Day. It's your last day on Earth, Bro. Brocopalypse now. Bromaggedon."

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