Nob and Nobility Quotes

Nob and Nobility is a TV program that first aired in 1970 . Nob and Nobility ended its run in 1970.

Nob and Nobility Quotes

• (Edmund Blackadder, Esq, Butler to the Prince) "Look, mate, me old mate -- We're both working class; we both these rich b stards; I mean, come on, come on, me old mucker, just, just let me go; you've got nothing against me --"
• (Ambassador - Fearsome Revolutionary) "On the contrarie. I you English with your boring trousers and your shiny toilet paper, and your ridiculous preconception that Frenchmen are great lovers --"
• (Ambassador - Fearsome Revolutionary) "I'm French, and I'm hung like a baby carrot and a couple of petit-pois."

• (Baldrick) "I'm glad to say you won't be needing that pill, Mr. B."
• (Blackadder) "Am I jumping the gun, Baldrick, or are the words "I have a cunning plan" marching with ill-deserved confidence in the direction of this conversation?"
• (Baldrick) "They certainly are."
• (Blackadder) "Well, forgive me if I don't do a cartwheel of joy; your record in this department is hardly 100%. So what is it?"
• (Baldrick) "We do nothing --"
• (Blackadder) "Yup, it's another world-beater."
• (Baldrick) "No, wait. We do nothing -- until our heads have actually been cut off."
• (Blackadder) "And then we -- spring into action?"

• (Mrs. Miggins) "Bonjour, Monsieur"
• (Blackadder) "Excuse me."
• (Mrs. Miggins) "It's French."
• (Blackadder) "So is eating frogs, cruelty to geese and urinating on the streets."

• (Edmund Blackadder, Esq, Butler to the Prince) "Wait a minute. I've thought of a plan."
• (Baldrick) "Hurray."
• (Edmund Blackadder, Esq, Butler to the Prince) "Also, I've thought of a way to get you to sleep."
• (Baldrick) "What?"
• (Baldrick) "Ooh."

• (Blackadder) "If I don't make it back, please write to my mother and tell her I've been alive all the time. It's just that I couldn't be bothered to get in touch with the old bat."

• (Prince George) "Ah. Le Adder Noir. Come a nous in."

• (Blackadder) "We hate the French. We fight wars against the French. Did all those men die in vain on the fields of Agincourt? Was the man who burned Joan of Arc just wasting good matches?"

• (Baldrick) "Yes, I shall certainly choose revolutionary France for my holiday again next year."

• (Lord Topper) "Have no fear. Ze Scarlet Pimpernel will save us."
• (Edmund Blackadder, Esq, Butler to the Prince) "Ha. Some hope. The Pimpernel is the most overrated human being since Judas Iscariot won the A.D. 31 Best Disciple Competition."

• (Blackadder) "His Royal Highness, the Pinhead of Wales, summons me. I feel almost well-disposed towards him this morning. Utter chump though he may be, at least he's not French."

• (Mrs. Miggins) "The Scarlet Pimpernel, Mr. Blackadder. He's so exciting, don't you think?"
• (Blackadder) "Actually, I think he's the most over-rated human being since Judas Iscariot won the AD31 Best Disciple Competition."

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