North by North Quahog Quotes

North by North Quahog is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . North by North Quahog stopped airing in 1970.

North by North Quahog Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Uh, excuse me, I'm Mel Gibson, here for the key to my specially reserved room."
• (Guy) "You're Mel Gibson?"
• (Unnamed) "Yes, I've put on a few pounds for my next role. I play Peter Griffin, a heroic warrior who defied the English to free England from the English."
• (Guy) "Holy mackerel. Let me show you to your room, Mr. Gibson."

• (Unnamed) "You're a dog. You don't have a soul."
• (Unnamed) "Ouch."

• (Unnamed) "Everybody, I got bad news. We've been canceled."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, no, Peter, how could they do that?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, unfortunately, Lois, there's just no more room on the schedule. We've just got to accept the fact that Fox has to make room for terrific shows like "Dark Angel," "Titus," "Undeclared," "Action," "That 80's Show," "Wonderfalls," "Fastlane," "Andy Richter Controls the Universe," "Skin," "Girls Club," "Cracking Up," "The Pits," "Firefly," "Get Real," "Freaky Links," "Wanda at Large," "Costello," "The Lone Gunmen," "A Minute With Stan Hooper," "Normal, Ohio," "Pasadena," "Harsh Realm," "Keen Eddie," "The Street," "American Embassy," "Cedric the Entertainer," "The Tick," "Louie," and "Greg the Bunny.""
• (Unnamed) "Is there no hope?"
• (Unnamed) "Well, I suppose if all those shows go down the tubes, we might have a shot."

• (George Washington Head) "Hey Jefferson. Check it out. Chick got nailed on my head."
• (Thomas Jefferson Head) "Sweet. Hey Teddy, pass the word down to Frankenstein over there."
• (Abraham Lincoln Head) "Oh, ha ha."

• (Unnamed) "What good is mining for nose gold if you can't share it with the townspeople?"

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