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North Dallas Forty Quotes

North Dallas Forty is a television program that first aired in 1970 . North Dallas Forty stopped airing in 1970.

It features Frank Yablans as producer, John Scott (composer) in charge of musical score, and Paul Lohmann as head of cinematography.

North Dallas Forty is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of North Dallas Forty is 119 minutes long. North Dallas Forty is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Mac Davis as Maxwell, Bo Svenson as Joe Bob, Nick Nolte as Phil Elliott, Dayle Haddon as Charlotte, Steve Forrest as Conrad Hunter, Bo Svenson as Jo Bob, Charles Durning as Coach Johnson, Nick Nolte as Phillip Elliott, and John Matuszak as O. W. Shaddock.

North Dallas Forty Quotes

Mac Davis as Maxwell

  • (Mac Davis) "You had better learn how to play the game, and I don't mean just the game of football."
  • (Mac Davis) "Ladies, ever had a quarterback sandwich?"
  • (Mac Davis) "Hell, Poot, we're all whores; might as well be the best."
  • (Mac Davis) "Drake, now, takes out a bunch of those fake dicks."
  • (Mac Davis) "That's not gross. s***, gross is when you go to kiss your grandpa good night and he sticks his tongue down your throat. That's gross. Anyway, he's got one that's about 8 inches long and pink, and its got these little crinkles in it, and its got this grinder that makes it go in and out --"

Nick Nolte as Phil Elliott

  • (Nick Nolte) "Better football through chemistry."
  • (Nick Nolte) "Hell coach, I love needles."
  • (Nick Nolte) "Joe Bob's Fine Foods; Eat Here, or I'll Kill Ya."
  • (Nick Nolte) "Jo Bob is here to remind us that the biggest and the baddest get to make all the rules."
  • (Dayle Haddon) "Well I don't agree with that."
  • (Nick Nolte) "Agreeing doesn't play into it."

Charles Durning as Coach Johnson

  • (Charles Durning) "This is national TV. So don't pick your noses or scratch your nuts."
  • (Charles Durning) "The difference between winning and losing is about this much"
  • (Charles Durning) "--"
  • (Mac Davis) "That's the same size as his pecker."
  • (Charles Durning) "If you moved any slower, you'd be going backwards."

Bo Svenson as Jo Bob

  • (Bo Svenson) "Where's your gun, Elliott?"
  • (Nick Nolte) "Freud says that guns are an extension of your dick, Jo Bob."

John Matuszak as O. W. Shaddock

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Steve Forrest as Conrad Hunter

  • (Steve Forrest) "People who confuse brains and luck can get in a whole lot of trouble. Seeing through the game is not the same as winning the game."

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