Nothing but Trouble (1991 film) Quotes

Nothing but Trouble (1991 film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Nothing but Trouble stopped airing in 1970.

It features Lester Berman, and Robert K. Weiss as producer, Michael Kamen in charge of musical score, and Dean Cundey as head of cinematography.

Nothing but Trouble (1991 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Nothing but Trouble (1991 film) is 94 minutes long. Nothing but Trouble (1991 film) is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne, Demi Moore as Diane Lightson, Taylor Negron as Fausto, Bertila Damas as Renalda, Valri Bromfield as Miss Purdah, and John Candy as Dennis.

Nothing but Trouble (1991 film) Quotes

Demi Moore as Diane Lightson

• (Demi Moore) "How long have you been divorced?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Four years."
• (Demi Moore) "Do you still love her."
• (Chevy Chase) "Nah, been over her for -- weeks."

• (Unnamed) "How do you like your dog?"
• (Demi Moore) "They're serving dog?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, no, no, no, hot dogs, hot dogs. Dutch country, prized Hereford winners."
• (Demi Moore) "Oh. Hot dogs."

• (Demi Moore) "Oh, and no cussing."
• (Chevy Chase) "Oh, s***."

• (Demi Moore) "I didn't mean what I said when I told you to save yourself. Get your ass back down here and SAVE ME."

• (Demi Moore) "How could you be so insensitive?"
• (Chevy Chase) "What do you mean? What are you talking about?"
• (Bertila Damas) "Fausto, you better do something about this."
• (Taylor Negron) "Niña, you're pulling on my coat, now cool it."
• (Demi Moore) "I had us out of here. Then you had to go and open your big mouth."
• (Demi Moore) "You had us out of here? We would've been here another two hours listening to the history of the Valkenburger farm or wherever the hell we are."
• (Demi Moore) "I knew that I couldn't depend on you."
• (Chevy Chase) "Listen, I don't need this. I was just trying to get us to Atlantic City -- for YOU."
• (Demi Moore) "Oh, is that right?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Yeah."
• (Taylor Negron) "You're no longer our financial advisor. You're fired."
• (Unnamed) "SHUT UP."

• (Demi Moore) "Does he treat all traffic violators this graciously?"
• (John Candy) "Only ones he takes a special interest in, like bankers."

• (Demi Moore) "Let's just be quiet and let him do his little thing and we'll be on our way."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, I will let you be on your way, and when you go --"
• (Unnamed) "THE CAT'S EYES'LL SPIN. NOW, LISTEN."
• (Chevy Chase) "Ok, we'll listen."
• (Unnamed) "Hey, hey, ha. Ho ha. Heh heh heh heh. Hoola, Hoola, Hoola. The Boola Boola Boola. Look who's got the front seats to the Mexican hat dance now. Just like a bunch of spiders in a birthday cake."

• (Unnamed) "If I win, I get -- another bowl of cereal."
• (Unnamed) "If I win, I get -- Diane."
• (Demi Moore) "No, Lil' Debbull"

Chevy Chase as Chris Thorne

• (Chevy Chase) "I di --"
• (Unnamed) "Pardon?"
• (Chevy Chase) "bu --"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Chevy Chase) "I can' --"
• (Unnamed) "Speak up."
• (Chevy Chase) "I do. I do."

• (Chevy Chase) "Morning. Sell pork bellies, buy gold."

• (Chevy Chase) "You may kiss the bride."
• (Chevy Chase) "Oh, not in front of all these people, your honor."
• (Unnamed) "NOW."

• (Chevy Chase) "Thanks for the espresso maker -- and the bag of s***."

• (Chevy Chase) "Fun is actually knowing who half your guests are."

• (Chevy Chase) "Folks, meet Andy Griffith."

• (Unnamed) "Banker?"
• (Chevy Chase) "No, not banker. Financial publisher. "Thorne Weekly"?"
• (Unnamed) "Ok, banker."

• (Unnamed) "You might be interested to know that you are not under the jurisdiction of just any old fishing license dispenser and stamp pad jockey. We've always been set to deal with the offenders once and for all at their first appearance. Quick as sump grease through a ten-year old goose."
• (Chevy Chase) "Congratulations, I'm glad to know thing are running smoothly for you."
• (Unnamed) "PUT OUT THAT DOG ROCKET."

• (Unnamed) "No choice now but house policy."
• (Unnamed) "Fine, house policy. What's house policy?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Well, whatever man she touches is the one she keeps."
• (Chevy Chase) "Aw, no."
• (Chevy Chase) "Oh, come on, all I did run a god**** stoplight. I just want to get to Atlantic City."

• (Chevy Chase) "They're Brazillionaires, they have breakfast at 2pm in the afternoon."

• (Chevy Chase) "Evil Knievel and Mr. Clean."

• (Chevy Chase) "So that's where they buried Flipper."
• (Unnamed) "Flipper is dead?"

• (Unnamed) "Evening, Mr. Thorne."
• (Chevy Chase) "110 blocks in less than 15 minutes, not bad for a one-eyed Russian immigrant."

• (Chevy Chase) "Alvin, I was just thinking you've got enough vintage steel around here to make a few thousand Toyotas. Ever think of selling the whole place to the Japanese?"
• (Unnamed) "There you go. Does the Pope wear a hat? Was Sergeant York's mother an angel? And will a banker grope for money?"
• (Chevy Chase) "I'm not a banker, I'm a financial publisher."
• (Unnamed) "Well, all I know is in '17 after they shipped me off to fight, some New York financier rolled in here one day and hog-glowsered and tub-wankled my grandfather into mining out the whole town in exchange for shares in something called the United Coke Company. Do you know what those stock certificates are worth today?"
• (Unnamed) "JUST ABOUT THE FINEST OUTHOUSE WALLPAPER YOU'VE EVER SEEN. We were forced to become what you drove through today; a burnt out coal field and the biggest icebox graveyard this side of the Ohio foundry belt. And that's why I never let a banker go."
• (Taylor Negron) "So your grandpa made a lousy deal, is that our problem?"
• (Demi Moore) "Judge, that's a very tragic, tragic story."
• (Unnamed) "I believe it is."
• (Bertila Damas) "You should do a book."

• (Chevy Chase) "Come on, death for running a stop sign?"
• (Unnamed) "And for being a banker. That's the double death."

• (Chevy Chase) "What are you saying, it's death or Eldona?"

Taylor Negron as Fausto

• (Taylor Negron) "20 minutes, hello, good-bye."
• (Bertila Damas) "Ok."

• (Taylor Negron) "You people are sick, wicked, funky, misanthropic, co-dependent animals. And I won't have my sister, who was once the Queen of the Mardi Gras, sitting at a table with a pickle-shooting train."

• (Taylor Negron) "You've got a BMW. Act like it."

• (Taylor Negron) "It smells like São Paulo."

• (Taylor Negron) "Where are we going?"
• (Chevy Chase) "We're going to Atlantic City, Fausto. Get in the trunk."

• (Taylor Negron) "Chris, put this tape on, Las Chankas."

• (Taylor Negron) "Wait, I'm entitled to one phone call."
• (John Candy) "Surely, and you're more than welcome to make one, if we had a phone."

John Candy as Dennis

• (John Candy) "I recommend fine, bond, and release."
• (Unnamed) "Ah, tut tut tut tut. What else you wanna do for them, bake 'em a pie?"

• (John Candy) "I'm afraid you'll have to blow."
• (Unnamed) "Blow you to get out of a ticket? Come on."
• (John Candy) "That's not funny, I meant you'll have to use a Breathalyzer."
• (Unnamed) "I'll blow 'im."
• (John Candy) "Maybe later. Next century. Let's go."

• (John Candy) "Would you watch things around here for a minute? I'm gonna go for a smoke."
• (Valri Bromfield) "Go for a smoke? But, Dennis, they've got guns, drugs. One of 'em tried to kill ya. I'm stayin' to watch."

Bertila Damas as Renalda

• (Bertila Damas) "Ày, Fausto, you are going to make me swim through toxics. Ày, Fausto, Fausto, I cannot believe it."
• (Taylor Negron) "Baby, we've got to swim to the freeway."

• (Bertila Damas) "Chris, come, I save it for you."
• (Taylor Negron) "That's what she says to all the guys."

• (Bertila Damas) "I didn't forget the butter. It was Antonio, Antonio, the butler, forgot the butter."

Valri Bromfield as Miss Purdah

• (Valri Bromfield) "Eldona, you know he's not supposed to see you this special day?"
• (Chevy Chase) "Special day? What is it; Halloween?"

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