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Nothing (film) Quotes

Nothing (film) is a TV show that was first aired in 1970 . Nothing ended its run in 1970.

It features Steve Hoban as producer, Michael Andrews (musician) in charge of musical score, and Derek Rogers as head of cinematography.

Nothing (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in Canada. Each episode of Nothing (film) is 90 minutes long. Nothing (film) is distributed by Alliance Atlantis.

The cast includes: David Hewlett as Dave, Andrew Miller as Andrew, and Rick Parker as Mounted Police Officer.

Nothing (film) Quotes

David Hewlett as Dave

  • (David Hewlett) "You ever killed a man?"
  • (Andrew Miller) "What? No. Have you?"
  • (David Hewlett) "Oh, yeah."
  • (Andrew Miller) "You have?"
  • (David Hewlett) "In here, loads of times. I'm just saying, you have to be mentally prepared. It could get bloody in there."
  • (Andrew Miller) "Bloody?"
  • (David Hewlett) "Yeah. Now say something funny."
  • (Andrew Miller) "What?"
  • (David Hewlett) "You say something funny; I laugh, you laugh, and we look like two guys out for a stroll around the neighborhood, not two guys ready to kill someone without a moment's hesitation."
  • (Andrew Miller) "That looks like our house."
  • (David Hewlett) "Ah ha, ha, ha, ha, ha. Ha, ha, ha. Ho, ho, ho. Ha. Oh, yeah. Ha, ha. That's a good one. Ha, ha, ha, ha --"
  • (Andrew Miller) "No, that really does look like our house."
  • (David Hewlett) "Bye-bye, Andrew's thing on the floor next to the thing with the thing in it."
  • (David Hewlett) "No mercy. You got that?"
  • (Andrew Miller) "Yeah."
  • (David Hewlett) "So say it."
  • (Andrew Miller) "No -- mercy."
  • (David Hewlett) "You sound like a Frenchman. Say it like you mean it."
  • (David Hewlett) "As far as the surface goes, it's, ah --"
  • (David Hewlett) "-- kinda bouncy, like, uh --"
  • (Andrew Miller) "Tofu."
  • (David Hewlett) "What?"
  • (Andrew Miller) "Tofu. I've, I've never actually had it, but I think maybe this is what it would feel like to walk on it."
  • (David Hewlett) "You're right. The nothingness looks, feels and bounces like tofu -- which, ironically, tastes like nothing."
  • (Andrew Miller) "I'm getting hungry."
  • (David Hewlett) "No food for another two hours."
  • (David Hewlett) "We can't be dead. We have cable."
  • (David Hewlett) "I'm not mad at you. You want to know why? Because I hated it away. Because this is stupid. I mean, we've been friends for 21 years. I don't want to be mad at you. I don't want you to be mad at me. I want us to have fun. I want us to be happy. And I think we can. I mean, I'm out there and I'm all pissed off at you, and then I was like, well, f*** it. We can do whatever we want, right? So I say, f*** being mad with each other. So what do you say? Why don't you take whatever it is that's bothering you about me and just hate it away?"
  • (Andrew Miller) "Because I don't want to."
  • (David Hewlett) "What do you mean? Why not?"
  • (Andrew Miller) "Because this is something I want to remember."
  • (David Hewlett) "Why?"
  • (Andrew Miller) "Because you're the type of person who abandons his best friend, and that's something I don't want to forget."
  • (David Hewlett) "f*** you. s***, now I'm mad again."

Rick Parker as Mounted Police Officer

  • (Rick Parker) "Dave Johnson?"
  • (David Hewlett) "Yes?"
  • (Rick Parker) "You're under arrest. For embezzlement"
  • (David Hewlett) "Oh, hang on a sec, let me just get my horse."

Andrew Miller as Andrew

  • (Andrew Miller) "Maybe we slipped into another dimension."
  • (David Hewlett) "There has to be something to eat."
  • (Andrew Miller) "Like through a portal or something."
  • (David Hewlett) "There's nothing to eat."
  • (Andrew Miller) "A space-time continuum."
  • (David Hewlett) "Where's the food?"
  • (Andrew Miller) "A black hole, or a red dwarf. Time warp. Maybe we fell into some sort of time warp. Abducted. Yes. Maybe that's it, we were abducted by aliens."
  • (Andrew Miller) "And they've taken us back to their planet and put us in some kind of zoo with a sign that said, "Don't feed the humans," which is crazy, because we'll die, and who's gonna want to go to the zoo to see two dead humans? Unless they're going to eat us, but why wouldn't they want to fatten us up before the slaughter? Unless they're feeding us, and we just don't know it. Or they're not feeding us and they're just waiting and watching to see how we'll react, what we'll do. What are you doing?"
  • (David Hewlett) "I'm making a trap."
  • (Andrew Miller) "For what?"
  • (David Hewlett) "The food. The food, you idiot, the food."
  • (Andrew Miller) "Oh my God, we're going to die."
  • (David Hewlett) "For once, I don't think you're overreacting."
  • (Andrew Miller) "Hey."
  • (David Hewlett) "Oh, sorry."
  • (Andrew Miller) "You did that on purpose."
  • (David Hewlett) "What do you mean?"
  • (Andrew Miller) "I was just about to beat you for the first time, and you shut off the game."
  • (David Hewlett) "No I didn't."
  • (Andrew Miller) "Yes you did."
  • (David Hewlett) "Well, it was an accident."
  • (Andrew Miller) "I; I can't believe this. I was gonna win."
  • (David Hewlett) "Fine, you want to play again?"
  • (Andrew Miller) "Fine. Let's play again."
  • (David Hewlett) "Well, not if you're gonna be like that."

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