Novocaine (film) Quotes

Novocaine (film) is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Novocaine stopped airing in 1970.

It features Paul Mones as producer, Steve Bartek in charge of musical score, and Vilko Filac as head of cinematography.

Novocaine (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Novocaine (film) is 95 minutes long. Novocaine (film) is distributed by Artisan Entertainment.

The cast includes: Steve Martin as Frank, Laura Dern as Jean, Helena Bonham Carter as Susan, and Helena Bonham Carter as Susan Ivey.

Novocaine (film) Quotes

Steve Martin as Frank

• (Steve Martin) "What's the drift? You roll into town. You line up a few dentists or do you hit doctors too?"
• (Helena Bonham Carter) "Dentists are easier. They're dumber. No offense."

• (Steve Martin) "A person can lose a lot of things. He can lose his soul. He can lose his life. But I've always said the worst thing a man can lose is his teeth. It's true, I should know."

• (Steve Martin) "They say home is the place where when you get there they can't turn you away. I guess for my brother Harlan, I was home. I'd never done anything wrong to him, but somehow I always felt I owed him something."

• (Steve Martin) "You were supposed to show up here at 7:30 in the morning."
• (Helena Bonham Carter) "Ah, in the morning, I thought you meant 7:30 at night."
• (Steve Martin) "I'm not giving you anymore prescriptions, so you can just leave."
• (Helena Bonham Carter) "I came here to get my tooth fixed. Now are you going to do that, or not?"

Helena Bonham Carter as Susan Ivey

• (Helena Bonham Carter) "Look at me. Take a good look. I can't even help myself. So, how can I help you?"
• (Steve Martin) "All you have to do is believe me."

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