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Nowhere (film) Quotes

Nowhere (film) is a television show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Nowhere completed its run in 1970.

It features Gregg Araki as producer, and Arturo Smith as head of cinematography.

Nowhere (film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Nowhere (film) is 85 minutes long. Nowhere (film) is distributed by Fine Line Features.

Nowhere (film) Quotes

  • (Unnamed) "Oh my God. Did you see Alexis? She has gained like 50 pounds this past week."
  • (Unnamed) "I told her not to stop doing crystal meth."
  • (Unnamed) "I -- wanna -- die. LET'S ALL DIE."
  • (Unnamed) "I gotta burn off these calories fast, before I blow up. Let's go rollerblading or something. You wanna come along, Dark?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'd rather have my ball hairs burned off with an acetylene torch."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, that can be arranged."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey, you want anything, man? Up? Down? All around?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nah, I'm just blowing. It's been a narly day. It's almost two in the morning and in the past 18 hours, I've seen four people get abducted by a space alien, watched Ducky trying to drown himself, and spent like 387 bucks on CD's at Erin's."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh, well what CD's did you score?"
  • (Unnamed) "Isn't sex the best tension release there is? It's like a really good sweaty game of racquetball. Except you get to come at the end."
  • (Unnamed) "I heard a story that last week down in Brentwood, a guy croaked and nobody knew he had died alone in his house. By the time they found him, his pet dog had eaten his dead face off."
  • (Unnamed) "Dogs eating people is cool."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, what do you see?"
  • (Unnamed) "Death."
  • (Unnamed) "Cool."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh my god. Jujyfruit's party is tonight, and I have no clue who to go with."
  • (Unnamed) "What about Jason?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm going with Jason."
  • (Unnamed) "We could all go with Tomas."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought YOU were going with Tomas."
  • (Unnamed) "Tomas has a dinky weenie."
  • (Unnamed) "You did Tomas?"
  • (Unnamed) "Ew. I'm sure, gross. I thought Jason was doing Tomas."
  • (Unnamed) "Jason's going out with that valley sluthole Eileen Schwatrzkoff."
  • (Unnamed) "Untrue. Says who?"
  • (Unnamed) "Eileen."
  • (Unnamed) "And you believe her? Hello. She lives in Whittier."
  • (Unnamed) "If Jason did Eileen he must've done Richard."
  • (Unnamed) "Who's Richard?"
  • (Unnamed) "Eileen's other scag, and she's totally into these kinko three ways."
  • (Unnamed) "Eileen -- is -- a -- whore."
  • (Unnamed) "Is Richard the surfer with the hair lift who drives the black Jetta?"
  • (Unnamed) "No. He's got a Lexus."
  • (Unnamed) "I thought he hung himself."
  • (Unnamed) "No. He's totally gorgeous. Plus, he's got a Lexus."
  • (Unnamed) "Is he gay?"
  • (Unnamed) "Who? Jason?"
  • (Unnamed) "Richard?"
  • (Unnamed) "Tomas."
  • (Unnamed) "Well, duh. What do you think, dingle berry?"
  • (Unnamed) "Uh. It's soggy as a wet armpit in here. How long where you in that shower abusing yourself? You pump your handle too much, young man. If you keep this up, one day it's just going to wither up and fall off."
  • (Unnamed) "Shut-up shut-up shut-up shut-up."
  • (Unnamed) "How about you sit on my face and cut a nice, big, juicy fart?"
  • (Unnamed) "Have you seen Egg? It's her turn to recycle the aluminum."
  • (Unnamed) "Oh my god. You haven't heard? Your sister just left here with -- You're not even gonna believe this -- Do you ever watch Baywatch?"
  • (Unnamed) "If you pop a zit on your forehead you can get blood poisoning and die, you know."
  • (Unnamed) "Lucifer, you are so dumb you should donate your brain to a monkey science fair."
  • (Unnamed) "City Morgue. You stab 'em, we slab 'em."
  • (Unnamed) "Who ever said you care about me, anyways?"
  • (Unnamed) "Didn't I give you my Cap'n Crunch decoder ring back in the 6th grade?"
  • (Unnamed) "Hey -- Do you know what today is?"
  • (Unnamed) "Friday?"
  • (Unnamed) "No, dodo bird. It's Armageddon day. The day the world's supposed to end. Look, have you ever heard of the Rapture?"
  • (Unnamed) "The Siouxsie and the Banshees album?"
  • (Unnamed) "You smell like a wet dog."
  • (Unnamed) "Complainin'?"
  • (Unnamed) "Nope."
  • (Unnamed) "Meow."
  • (Unnamed) "Hey Jana, isn't that your muff diving little sister over there with her disgusting boscoe-flavored girlfriend?"
  • (Unnamed) "Insert it in your clammy crevice, will ya, Shannon?"
  • (Unnamed) "This party's about as much fun as an ingrown butt hair."
  • (Unnamed) "Uh, I am so stuffed. Are you gonna -- you know -- upchuck?"
  • (Unnamed) "I promised my mom that I wouldn't do that anymore. You?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm just gonna do a bunch of speed later and not eat for, like -- three days. What about you, Egg?"
  • (Unnamed) "I'm gonna be sick --"
  • (Unnamed) "Dear diary, what a day. I swear I've never been so depressed, miserable, and lonely in my entire life. It's like I know there's got to be somebody out there somewhere -- just one person in this huge, horrible, unhappy universe who can hold me in their arms and tell me everything is going to be okay. And how long do I have to wait before that person shows up. I feel like I'm sinking deeper and deeper into quicksand -- watching everyone around me die a slow, agonizing, death. It's like we all know way down in our souls that our generation is going to witness the end of everything. You can see it in our eyes. It's in mine, look. I'm doomed. I'm only 18 years-old and I'm totally doomed."
  • (Unnamed) "Eat my box, rover."
  • (Unnamed) "Clean the maggots out of it first, you stinky oyster."
  • (Unnamed) "Tie me up."
  • (Unnamed) "Okay, mister kinky."
  • (Unnamed) "Now spank me. Spank my hot, tight, rock-hard ass."
  • (Unnamed) "Um -- Elvis? I -- I love you."
  • (Unnamed) "Ditto, honeybunny."
  • (Unnamed) "Have you ever wondered what would happen if the big earthquake hit? And all the nuclear power plants in California blew up? I mean -- What would they do with the hundreds of thousands of dead bodies?"
  • (Unnamed) "Honey, I have to rot my life away in a 9-to-5 hellhole to support your lazy, juvenile delinquent ass, remember?"

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