Nurse Betty Quotes

Nurse Betty is a television show that was first aired in 1970 . Nurse Betty ended in 1970.

It features Steve Golin, and Gail Mutrux as producer, Rolfe Kent in charge of musical score, and Jean-Yves Escoffier as head of cinematography.

Nurse Betty is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Nurse Betty is 105 minutes long. Nurse Betty is distributed by USA Films.

The cast includes: Morgan Freeman as Charlie, Renée Zellweger as Betty Sizemore, Renée Zellweger as Betty, Aaron Eckhart as Del, Chris Rock as Wesley, Greg Kinnear as George McCord, and Pruitt Taylor Vince as Sherrif Eldon Ballard.

Nurse Betty Quotes

Renée Zellweger as Betty Sizemore

• (Renée Zellweger) "Nothing like watching the tenpins fall."
• (Aaron Eckhart) "Hey, that's a skill. They're trying to get that in the Olympic games."

• (Renée Zellweger) "My friend says if you were any more handsome it would be a crime. It's a shame you're such an asshole."

• (Renée Zellweger) "He also works at Loma Vista."
• (Unnamed) "What is that?"
• (Renée Zellweger) "It's the real pretty area, with the palm trees out front and the mountains in the background."
• (Unnamed) "You have just described all of southern California."

• (Renée Zellweger) "You sure you don't want a salad?"
• (Chris Rock) "You sure you want a tip when I'm done?"

• (Renée Zellweger) "Gosh. I haven't been this happy since I was 12."
• (Greg Kinnear) "Okay, I'll bite. What happened when you were 12?"
• (Renée Zellweger) "I took my mom to Kansas City for Mothers' Day and I used the allowance I was saving. We went to lunch at Skies, this restaurant at the top of a building, and you can see the whole world from up there. It was our last special thing 'cause she died that year. It was a great day."
• (Greg Kinnear) "You just gave me goose bumps from that. You know that? That is just great improv."

Morgan Freeman as Charlie

• (Morgan Freeman) "Where am I, Purgatory?"
• (Chris Rock) "Worse, Texas."

• (Morgan Freeman) "People who get the calls are good. Not flashy, good. They get in, they get out, nobody knows a god**** thing. You understand? Boom, boom, boom. Three in the head, you know they're dead."

• (Morgan Freeman) "How'd they describe her?"
• (Chris Rock) "You know, blonde, thin, whatever."
• (Morgan Freeman) "Slow down: blonde, thin, yeah. Did they say anything about style? Did they mention grace?"

• (Morgan Freeman) "I'm asking for an example of one of these dumb f***s being a dumb f***."

Chris Rock as Wesley

• (Chris Rock) "I'll shoot that bitch like she scratched my car."

Greg Kinnear as George McCord

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Pruitt Taylor Vince as Sherrif Eldon Ballard

• (Pruitt Taylor Vince) "Hey. I'm the law, I ain't gotta do nothing."

Aaron Eckhart as Del

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