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Ocean's 11 Quotes

Ocean's 11 is a television show that first aired in 1970 . Ocean's 11 completed its run in 1970.

It features Lewis Milestone as producer, Nelson Riddle in charge of musical score, and William Daniels (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

Ocean's 11 is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Frank Sinatra as Danny Ocean, Buddy Lester as Vince Massler, Angie Dickinson as Beatrice Ocean, Ilka Chase as Mrs. Restes, Patrice Wymore as Adele Ekstrom, Peter Lawford as Jimmy Foster, Sammy Davis, Jr. as Josh Howard, Cesar Romero as Duke Santos, Richard Benedict as 'Curly' Steffens, Akim Tamiroff as Spyros Acebos, and Dean Martin as Sam Harmon.

Ocean's 11 Quotes

Angie Dickinson as Beatrice Ocean

  • (Angie Dickinson) "I'll consider mistress, plaything, toy for a night, but I refuse to be your mother. That's out."
  • (Angie Dickinson) "We didn't have a home, Sam. We had a floating crap game."
  • (Angie Dickinson) "There's only one thing you love, Danny: that's danger. Cliffhanging. You could never love a woman like you love danger."
  • (Angie Dickinson) "Oh, Danny. What a prize you are. The only husband in the world who'd proposition his own wife."

Richard Benedict as 'Curly' Steffens

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Buddy Lester as Vince Massler

  • (Buddy Lester) "If it's so fool-proof, why hasn't somebody done it yet?"
  • (Frank Sinatra) "Same reason nobody's gone to the moon yet; no equipment."
  • (Peter Lawford) "And we're equipped."
  • (Buddy Lester) "I can't do it, boys. I've got my wife to think of."
  • (Frank Sinatra) "Think of her rich."
  • (Buddy Lester) "Think of me dead."

Sammy Davis, Jr. as Josh Howard

  • (Sammy Davis, Jr.) "They way I figure it is like this: the eleven of us cats against this one city?"
  • (Sammy Davis, Jr.) "Look Vince; the brave ones don't come home. You stay scared."
  • (Buddy Lester) "Yeah. You were always one of those guys who didn't want any brave ones on patrol with you, weren't you?"
  • (Sammy Davis, Jr.) "It's simple enough; in my book "brave" rhymes with "stupid", and it still does."

Frank Sinatra as Danny Ocean

  • (Frank Sinatra) "If you're not careful, buddy boy, she'll rub you out."
  • (Frank Sinatra) "Well I married you once and it didn't work out too well, so what's wrong with a little hey-hey?"
  • (Angie Dickinson) "Nothing. Nothing at all. I'd never knock it as long as there was a little love involved."
  • (Frank Sinatra) "You mean there isn't."
  • (Angie Dickinson) "On your part, not much."
  • (Frank Sinatra) "Why waste those cute little tricks that the Army taught us just because it's sort of peaceful now."
  • (Frank Sinatra) "I've got great news for you."
  • (Angie Dickinson) "Auburn beat Alabama by twelve points."
  • (Frank Sinatra) "Going down."
  • (Unnamed) "Going down."
  • (Frank Sinatra) "Where they serve the drinks."
  • (Unnamed) "To the bar."
  • (Frank Sinatra) "Hello, this is a recording, you've dialed the right number, now hang up and don't do it again."
  • (Frank Sinatra) "What's so funny?"
  • (Sammy Davis, Jr.) "I knew this color would come in handy one day."
  • (Dean Martin) "Hey, Josh --"
  • (Sammy Davis, Jr.) "Yeah?"
  • (Dean Martin) "How do you get this stuff off?"
  • (Sammy Davis, Jr.) "Well, I usually-"

Patrice Wymore as Adele Ekstrom

  • (Patrice Wymore) "Happy burial, dead dog."

Dean Martin as Sam Harmon

  • (Dean Martin) "The odds are always with the house,"
  • (Dean Martin) "with the house."

Cesar Romero as Duke Santos

  • (Cesar Romero) "It's not a zircon, it's a diamond; a big diamond. You don't think it's too big, do you? Your mother has excellent taste."
  • (Peter Lawford) "Has she?"
  • (Cesar Romero) "I know you won't try anything cute. Fifty percent of something is better than one hundred percent of nothin'."

Ilka Chase as Mrs. Restes

  • (Ilka Chase) "You'll miss my wedding."
  • (Peter Lawford) "Mother, I have never missed one of your weddings."
  • (Ilka Chase) "Yes, you did. My first one."
  • (Ilka Chase) "He met a jiggly little number who was Vegas-bound."
  • (Patrice Wymore) ""Jiggly little number" isn't exactly how I would describe Danny Ocean -- more like a well-mannered shark."
  • (Ilka Chase) "Is he?"

Peter Lawford as Jimmy Foster

  • (Peter Lawford) "I made a cardinal rule: never to answer the 'phone in December."
  • (Unnamed) "That's crazy. Why?"
  • (Peter Lawford) "Because one December, every time I picked up the 'phone they sent me out into the snow to play with my friends. That was at the Bulge."
  • (Peter Lawford) "Speaking of finances. Could you let me have some more."
  • (Ilka Chase) "More? More what?"
  • (Peter Lawford) "Money. M-O-N-Y."
  • (Dean Martin) ""E""
  • (Peter Lawford) "M-O-N- E -Y"

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