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Ocean's Twelve Quotes

Ocean's Twelve is a television show that debuted in 1970 . Ocean's Twelve ended in 1970.

It features Jerry Weintraub as producer, David Holmes (musician) in charge of musical score, and Peter Andrews as head of cinematography.

Ocean's Twelve is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Ocean's Twelve is 125 minutes long. Ocean's Twelve is distributed by Warner Bros..

The cast includes: Robbie Coltrane as Matsui, # George Clooney as Danny Ocean, # Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan, # Matt Damon as Linus Caldwell, # Bernie Mac as Frank Catton, # Don Cheadle as Basher Tarr, # Scott Caan as Turk Malloy, # Casey Affleck as Virgil Malloy, # Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff, # Shaobo Qin as Yen, # Eddie Jemison as Livingston Dell, Cherry Jones as Molly Star, Andy García as Terry Benedict, Catherine Zeta-Jones as Isabel Lahiri, Eddie Izzard as Roman Nagel, Candice Azzara as Saul Bloom, and Vincent Cassel as François Toulour.

Ocean's Twelve Quotes

# Bernie Mac as Frank Catton

  • (# Bernie Mac) "Let me break it down for you like a fraction."

Vincent Cassel as François Toulour

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

# Scott Caan as Turk Malloy

  • (# Scott Caan) "Come on, he's one guy, and he's French."
  • (# Scott Caan) "I'll give you a million dollars if you don't speak for a month."
  • (# Casey Affleck) "I wanna eat your whole head."
  • (# Scott Caan) "It's ridiculous, I mean this is a moral issue we're dealing with here. Not to mention we don't have a grease man anymore, because he's in a bag somewhere. We don't know."
  • (# Casey Affleck) "We got a bag man."
  • (# Scott Caan) "Such an ape, an animal, with no feelings you are."
  • (# Casey Affleck) "I have feelings."
  • (# Scott Caan) "No, you don't."
  • (# Casey Affleck) "Look, yeah, I do I feel bad for the guy. He's a human being in a piece of luggage, but you got water, he's got air. What did you want them to do?"
  • (# Scott Caan) "Oh my God they should have gotten off the bus, get off the bus and pick up the bag with our friend in it."
  • (# Casey Affleck) "Get off the bus, they were trying to be inconspicuous. How many soccer teams do you know that are fielding 50 year-old men?"
  • (# George Clooney) "Rusty's not 50 years old."
  • (# Scott Caan) "Yeah, dude, we know Rusty's not 50."
  • (# Scott Caan) "Who died and made you Danny?"

# Elliott Gould as Reuben Tishkoff

  • (# Elliott Gould) "Are you hosting a telethon we don't know about?"
  • (# Elliott Gould) "Frank come on let me in."
  • (# Scott Caan) "How do you think it feels when you're sitting down on the toilet and someone's banging on the door?"
  • (# Elliott Gould) "Well, I gotta sit down on the toilet or else I'm gonna s*** on your feet."
  • (# Elliott Gould) "If, God forbid, anything does happen to you, we will not be involved."
  • (Andy García) "You better not be, Reuben. You better not be."
  • (# Elliott Gould) "Terry, I can't predict the future. I pay professionals to do that, and even they get it wrong sometimes."
  • (# Elliott Gould) "This? You couldn't see this ?"

# Matt Damon as Linus Caldwell

  • (# Matt Damon) "So we do a Lookie-Loo -- it's actually a Lookie-Loo with a Bundle of Joy."
  • (# Don Cheadle) "A Lookie-Loo -- with Tess -- and a Bundle of Joy?"
  • (# Matt Damon) "Yeah."
  • (# Don Cheadle) "You've gone right out of your tree, my son."
  • (# Don Cheadle) "He's mad. It's madness."
  • (# Scott Caan) "Yeah, it's crazy. It's Italian television crazy, and, we're still one short."
  • (# Matt Damon) "No no, but think about it. She can get near the egg, during daylight hours, with at least half the system down. Well that's a trifecta."
  • (# Don Cheadle) "You might be right. Make the call."
  • (# Matt Damon) "I blew the meet with Matsui."
  • (Cherry Jones) "Let me guess. He pulled a lost in translation on you?"
  • (# Matt Damon) "Why don't I see these things?"
  • (# Matt Damon) "Hey, can I ask you something? You ever notice that --"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "If you're gonna ask if you can ask me a question, give me time to respond. Unless you're asking rhetorically, in which case the answer is obvious; yes."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Okay, can I ask you --"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "Yes."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Thanks. You ever notice that Tess looks --"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "Ooh, don't ever ask that. Ever. Seriously. Not to anyone, especially not to her."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Wait, why not?"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "Look, it's not in my nature to be mysterious. But I can't talk about it and I can't talk about why."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Oooooooooo."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Well, if any of you had a problem, who did you go to?"
  • (# Bernie Mac) "Rusty."
  • (# George Clooney) "Thanks, Linus."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Um, all right, let's go over the list again. Ah, Swinging Priest?"
  • (# Don Cheadle) "Not enough people."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Crazy Larry?"
  • (# Scott Caan) "Not enough people."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Soft shoulder?"
  • (# Don Cheadle) "Not enough people."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Baker's dozen?"
  • (# Don Cheadle) "No woman"
  • (# Don Cheadle) "and not enough people."
  • (# Scott Caan) "Hell in a Handbasket?"
  • (# Matt Damon) "We can't train a cat that quickly"
  • (# Matt Damon) "and --"
  • (# Scott Caan) "Not enough people."
  • (Tess Ocean) "This is just wrong."
  • (# Matt Damon) "You mean like -- morally?"
  • (Tess Ocean) "Well -- yeah I guess."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Can I talk to you for a second?"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "What is it?"
  • (# Matt Damon) "This might not be the perfect time or whatever to talk about it but I've been doing my homework and I'd really like to play a more central role this time around"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "Right"
  • (# Matt Damon) "I'm ready for that and I wanted to know if I could maybe come to the meeting and help you guys negotiate"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "It's just a sit down with Matsui he's got his own language"
  • (# Matt Damon) "I watched you and Danny really closely last time around"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "In my professional opinion you're not ready but if you're convinced that you are ready, I can speak with Danny we can make this happen, but you've got to be sure"
  • (Tess Ocean) "How is this going to get Danny out?"
  • (# Matt Damon) "We need someone famous."
  • (Tess Ocean) "Why didn't you get someone famous?"
  • (# Matt Damon) "Just think Four Weddings and a Funeral."
  • (Tess Ocean) "She wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral."
  • (# Matt Damon) "'I'. 'I wasn't in Four Weddings and a Funeral'. Just protect your fake baby."
  • (# Matt Damon) "What did I say?"
  • (# George Clooney) "You called his niece a whore."
  • (# Brad Pitt) "A very cheap one."
  • (# George Clooney) "She's seven."

# George Clooney as Danny Ocean

  • (# George Clooney) "So how much do we all owe, each?"
  • (# Elliott Gould) "$17.34 million. Assuming Benedict gives us Prime Plus One, which I doubt. Figure 19 to be safe."
  • (# George Clooney) "Do I look 50 to you?"
  • (# Don Cheadle) "Yeah."
  • (# George Clooney) "Really?"
  • (# Don Cheadle) "Well, I mean, you know, only from the neck up."
  • (# George Clooney) "What are you doing?"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "Sleeping. Why are you dressed?"
  • (# George Clooney) "It's 5:30, day of. Gotta go, let's go."
  • (# Brad Pitt) "It's 11:30. The night before."
  • (# Brad Pitt) "Oh. Oh he's mean. He's just mean spirited. All right, how many espressos have you had?"
  • (# George Clooney) "Five."
  • (# George Clooney) "How are you feeling?"
  • (# Don Cheadle) "Great -- for a dead guy."
  • (# George Clooney) "Good."
  • (# George Clooney) "You know, I was once in a vault while it was being robbed."
  • (Bank Officer) "that must have been quite an experience --"
  • (# George Clooney) "Yeah --"
  • (# George Clooney) "How old do you think I am?"
  • (# Casey Affleck) "48?"
  • (# George Clooney) "You think I'm 48 years old?"
  • (# Casey Affleck) "52?"
  • (Tess Ocean) "You're doing recon work on our anniversary?"
  • (# George Clooney) "Tess --"
  • (# George Clooney) "How much is everyone short?"
  • (# Scott Caan) "14."
  • (# Casey Affleck) "You're kidding me. You spent all but 5 million?"
  • (# Scott Caan) "Yes. Are you going to start on me with that too? You don't know what it's like starting something from scratch."
  • (# Casey Affleck) "Well, with interest, I'm short 7."
  • (# Bernie Mac) "Eight."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Well, I spent a million on talent development, so I guess that leaves me at 7. Boy, that interest just kills you, man."
  • (# Don Cheadle) "I'm light 9."
  • (# Eddie Jemison) "What's the interest?"
  • (# Elliott Gould) "6."
  • (# Eddie Jemison) "Then I owe 6."
  • (# Scott Caan) "What?"
  • (# Eddie Jemison) "I've been living with my parents."
  • (# Brad Pitt) "I owe 25."
  • (# Brad Pitt) "Hotels, man."
  • (# George Clooney) "That guy doing Potsie is unbelievable."

Robbie Coltrane as Matsui

(We don't have any quotes for this character)

Andy García as Terry Benedict

  • (Andy García) "The last time we talked, you hung up on me."
  • (# Brad Pitt) "You used nasty words."
  • (Andy García) "I'd like to say a few words -- about commitment. About honor. About responsibility. About a very special someone and admitting to her --"
  • (Andy García) "Get up. Pull the chair out."
  • (Andy García) "-- admitting her in front of everybody that her wedding -- and that very special honeymoon trip to Epcot Center -- will have to be postponed."

Candice Azzara as Saul Bloom

  • (Candice Azzara) "You're all aces in my book, butI want the last check I write to bounce."
  • (Candice Azzara) "Do you have any idea how vulnerable a fetus' brain is to the electromagnetic field created by your cell phone? You might as well point a gun at her stomach."
  • (Bruce Willis) "I'm Bruce Willis."

# Casey Affleck as Virgil Malloy

  • (# Casey Affleck) "Doesn't this guy believe in fresh air?"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "He opens the second floor window every now and then."
  • (# Casey Affleck) "What does that mean?"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "It means he opens the second floor window every now and then."
  • (# Casey Affleck) "All right, I know I'm just the groom, and I'm not supposed to say anything, like uh, a speech. But I don't care what the rules are, because I really wanna thank my family. My mom and dad, my Uncle Gary and Aunt Grace. Uncle Ted, Aunt Celeste, and their children Denise and Jessica. My Bishop Tom and his wife, Helen. My neighbor, John, and his new girlfriend, Tanya. And all the guys at Lean Machine Inc., Bobo, Mullethead, Big Sam."
  • (# Casey Affleck) "And everyone else who's just been great in welcoming Sara into the family. Thank you."

# Brad Pitt as Rusty Ryan

  • (# Brad Pitt) "Of course, we haven't considered the most obvious solution."
  • (# George Clooney) "Oh yeah?"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "We could turn ourselves in. Go to jail. Nothing Benedict could do to us there."
  • (# George Clooney) "Yeah, good idea. We all go to the cops and confess to the Bellagio robbery. That averages twenty years for grand larceny for each of us. Yeah, that'd teach him."
  • (# Brad Pitt) "Anybody remember that scene in Miller's Crossing when John Turturro begs for his life?"
  • (# Elliott Gould) "Sure, "Look into your heart.""
  • (# Elliott Gould) "I cry every time."
  • (# George Clooney) "What?"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "We have no line of sight."
  • (# Brad Pitt) "Hi."
  • (Catherine Zeta-Jones) "How'd it go?"
  • (# Brad Pitt) "Lousy."

# Eddie Jemison as Livingston Dell

  • (# Eddie Jemison) "So, how'd it go?"
  • (# Matt Damon) "Hehehehehe."

Eddie Izzard as Roman Nagel

  • (Eddie Izzard) "And tell him he dresses like a gigolo."

Cherry Jones as Molly Star

  • (Cherry Jones) "I hope Danny And Rusty appreciate the fine job you did; in a tight jam? I'm really proud of you."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Thanks."
  • (Cherry Jones) "We both are."
  • (# Matt Damon) "You told Dad? You told Dad?"
  • (Cherry Jones) "I had to sweetheart, We were on vacation."
  • (Cherry Jones) "I'm sorry."
  • (# Matt Damon) "Great. you guys are gonna be dining out on this one for months. Hey, you remember the time your mom had to go to Rome, Blah, Blah,blah? Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah?"

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