Office Christmas Party Quotes

Office Christmas Party is a television program that debuted in 1970 . Office Christmas Party completed its run in 1970.

It features Theodore Shapiro in charge of musical score, and Jeff Cutter as head of cinematography.

Office Christmas Party is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Office Christmas Party is 105 minutes long. Office Christmas Party is distributed by Paramount Pictures.

The cast includes: Fortune Feimster as Lonny, Jason Bateman as Josh Parker, Vanessa Bayer as Allison, Kate McKinnon as Mary, T. J. Miller as Clay Vanstone, Jillian Bell as Trina, and Jennifer Aniston as Carol Vanstone.

Office Christmas Party Quotes

Kate McKinnon as Mary

• (Kate McKinnon) "I know why you took a medical leave."

• (Kate McKinnon) "I've got doughnuts. I've got jelly and sprinkles, but not cronuts because they're a bastard pastry."

Jillian Bell as Trina

• (Jillian Bell) "Hey, Santa. Wanna party?"

Jason Bateman as Josh Parker

• (Jason Bateman) "Hey, Allison. Is Clay in there?"
• (Vanessa Bayer) "You f***ing motherf***er. If I hear you let your stripper girlfriend put my children on her motorcycle one more time, I will Gone Girl you so hard."
• (Vanessa Bayer) "Hey, Josh. You can go right in."
• (Jason Bateman) "I'm just going to go in."

T. J. Miller as Clay Vanstone

• (T. J. Miller) "Hey, God. I know I haven't asked for a lot in this life. Granted, I was born rich -- and white -- and a man -- and straight. Well, except for that one time in Vegas, but that was Vegas."

Jennifer Aniston as Carol Vanstone

• (Jennifer Aniston) "All right, if by some miracle you can close Walter Davis and his 14 million dollar account, your jobs are safe."
• (T. J. Miller) "Done. And you're going to look so stupid."
• (Jennifer Aniston) "Then we'll finally have something in common."
• (T. J. Miller) "Goddammit, she's so mean."

Fortune Feimster as Lonny

• (Fortune Feimster) "My name is Carol, I'm so old I died in the beginning of "Up.""

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