Office Politics (House) Quotes

Office Politics (House) is a TV program that appeared on TV in 1970 . Office Politics ended its run in 1970.

Office Politics (House) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Respect matters. Honesty and integrity matter."
• (Unnamed) "Have you ever thought of running for public office? Because I would love to have someone like you as an opponent."

• (Unnamed) "So you'll lie when it doesn't matter, but you won't when it does. How'd you get so screwed up?"

• (Unnamed) "I have a problem. A medical problem which could become -- I have lied to Cuddy 10,000 times. How do you think she'd feel about 10,001?"
• (Unnamed) "I think you probably already know the answer."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah, but that doesn't make any sense."
• (Unnamed) "You don't understand why a woman might be upset because her boyfriend lied to her?"
• (Unnamed) "I wouldn't be lying to her as a boyfriend. I'd be lying as her employee."
• (Unnamed) "That's not how relationships work."

• (Unnamed) "You're arguing Dugan's politics are a sign that he's mentally compromised?"
• (Unnamed) "No. His tactics. He's most likely the one who leaked it. And all the commentators are saying Anderson will catch a major backlash."

• (Unnamed) "Prove yourself to me. No more games. At least the current game ends, others may start. You have my deeply flawed word."
• (Unnamed) "What do I have to do?"
• (Unnamed) "Get Dugan to let us give him Hep A. And while you're figuring out the best way to coax a patient into a treatment that has an 85% morality rate, here's some advice: don't."
• (Unnamed) "I'm not gonna lie to him."
• (Unnamed) "You have a math degree, so let's see if you can follow along here. You lie to him, he definitely consents, he might live. You tell him the truth like the last time, he might not consent, he definitely dies. Remind me what's so wrong about lying?"

• (Unnamed) "She's a third-year med student. She graduated high school when she was 15. She filled out her time before med school getting PHds in both applied Math and Art History."
• (Unnamed) "She'll be incredibly useful if my next patient is an Escher drawing. Those things are seriously screwed up."

• (Unnamed) "You can pretend you wanted me to lie, but you didn't. You want the people on your team to challenge you, otherwise you'd just be a bully instead of a great doctor. You hired me because I don't compromise my principles."
• (Unnamed) "Or I want a front row seat when you wake up and realize how useless your principles are. I don't want you to just lie to a patient. I want you to want to lie to a patient."
• (Unnamed) "It's not gonna happen."
• (Unnamed) "See you tomorrow."

• (Unnamed) "So what do we do now?"
• (Unnamed) "Considering the fact that I'm about to do something unethical --"
• (Unnamed) "Oh right, yeah. I'm fired."

• (Unnamed) "Martha M. Masters? I'm Doctor House. This is the rest of the team: Boring, Bimbo and Bite-Size. Martha enjoys quadratic equations, Italian frescoes, and her turn-ons include learning to be a doctor."

• (Unnamed) "What's that?"
• (Unnamed) "This is interferon. It delays the onset of rigor mortis."

• (Unnamed) "Being around House. He's such a legend. He's -so intimidating. I'm not like that around ordinary people."
• (Unnamed) "Oh not that you guys are; ordinary. It's just that he's so brilliant and you work under him, so you're not as imposing. Uh, I'm going to be quiet."
• (Unnamed) "Good idea."

• (Unnamed) "How can we ask our patients to trust us, if we're not honest with them?"
• (Unnamed) "How can we ask a patient to trust us, after we tell him he can't trust us? Fine. Tell him. Clear your conscience because that's what's important."

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