Oh Honey Quotes

Oh Honey is a TV program that was first aired in 1970 . Oh Honey completed its run in 1970.

Oh Honey Quotes

• (Lily Aldrin) "We hate Ted now. Get on board or the sexting stops."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Ted's a son of a bitch."

• (Judy Eriksen) "Marshall, I'm going to Byerly's, you want anything?"
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Mom, get off the phone."
• (Marcus Eriksen) "Could you get some more Bugles, please?"
• (Judy Eriksen) "Of course, dear."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Marcus, hang up. Both of you, HANG UP. And we need ice cream."

• (Ted Mosby) "What kind of name is Zoë? What is that short for Zoseph?"

• (Ted Mosby) "I'd say hump her brains out, but somebody obviously already has."

• (Barney Stinson) "Who's your daddy?"
• (Honey) "Who's your daddy?"
• (Barney Stinson) "I -- don't -- KNOW."

• (Honey) "My apartment building is so safe. My landlord even installed a security camera in my shower."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Oh, honey --"
• (Honey) "Maybe I should feel weird about giving a stranger my Social Security Number, but the guy's a Nigerian prince."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Oh, honey --"
• (Honey) "I just had a great TV audition -- behind the KFC where the executive producer works on the weekend."
• (Marshall Eriksen) "Oh, honey --"

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