Oil (The Young Ones) Quotes

Oil (The Young Ones) is a TV show that appeared on TV in 1970 . Oil completed its run in 1970.

Oil (The Young Ones) Quotes

• (Unnamed) "Ha, ha, jokes on you, missed both my legs."

• (Unnamed) "Hello Kitchen. Hello. My name's Neil but don't bother remembering it 'cause I'll probably be dead anyway."

• (Unnamed) "Neil. Are you gonna come down and make breakfast or am I have to going to kick your teeth in?"

• (Unnamed) "It's nice to have a front door."
• (Unnamed) "We had a front door in the last house."
• (Unnamed) "Yes, Vyvyan, but it was nailed to the ceiling in the living room."

• (Man #1) "What was that?"
• (Man #2) "What?"
• (Man #1) "-- Nothing. My mind's beginning to play tricks on me. I thought we were lying on a raft just now."
• (Man #2) "You should take it easy, you know. You must be working too hard."
• (Man #2) "Bloody hot, isn't it?"
• (Man #1) "It is."
• (Man #2) "I should get a lower wattage bulb."
• (Man #1) "Help. We're sinking. We're sinking."
• (Man #2) "Relax. We're not sinking, we're not sinking. I'll get some fresh air in here."
• (Man #2) "Ah, that's better."
• (Man #2) "Uh --"
• (Man #1) "What's the matter?"
• (Man #2) "Nothing. Nothing. Can you swim at all?"
• (Man #1) "What?"
• (Man #2) "I was just wondering."
• (Man #1) "Wondering?"
• (Man #2) "Yes, I was wondering if you might swim to the chemist and get me something for my hallucinations."
• (Man #1) "Have you had one too?"
• (Man #2) "Either that, or the whole town is flooded."
• (Man #1) "You're right. We've been working too hard. I haven't had a holiday for over a year now."
• (Man #2) "What about this?"
• (Man #1) "What? This? A holiday? Two weeks in a cellar under a light bulb?"
• (Man #2) "It was all I could get."

• (Unnamed) "My name is Alexei Yuri Gagarin Siege of Stalingrad Glorious Five Year Plan Sputnik Tractor Moscow Dynamo Back Four Balowski. Me Dad was a bit of a Communist, know what I mean?"

• (Unnamed) "What is that little white dot?"
• (Unnamed) "It's a little white dot."
• (Unnamed) "Oh very clever."
• (Unnamed) "Must be really old telly."
• (Unnamed) "What, hippie?"
• (Unnamed) "It's a sign, that little white dot. It means something really heavy. It means there's no more telly, it's time to go to bed."

• (Unnamed) "This is my room."
• (Unnamed) "No, it's my room."
• (Unnamed) "No. See? It must be my room, cause all my clothes are here."
• (Unnamed) "No they're not, Vyvyan."
• (Unnamed) "Oh, that's just perfect, now what are we going to do?"
• (Unnamed) "Neil. Your bedroom's on fire."
• (Unnamed) "Huh? Which one's mine?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh no."

• (Unnamed) "Neil, let's not beat around the bush; are you going to make supper, or am I going to kick your teeth in?"

• (Unnamed) "This is revolting."
• (Unnamed) "You know, it is amazing what you can come up with with just flour and water."
• (Unnamed) "Yeah. Glue."

• (Unnamed) "Im not sharing a bedroom with THAT rubber johnny. Allright Neil, Shut up. Before you say anything I just tossed a coin for who gets the bed and you lost. It's completely fair and if you don't believe me, ask Mike"
• (Unnamed) "Oh, uh. Okay Rick"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "What?"
• (Unnamed) "What did you just say?"
• (Unnamed) "Huh?"
• (Unnamed) "You just called me a Bastard didn't you."

• (Unnamed) "I thought we all agreed that if we went to the laundrette we would take everyone's dirty gear? Let's look in the People's Charter. Right, here it is. No one, right, even if they've been eaten by wild dogs, right, will go to the launderette without first collecting everyone else's dirty gear."
• (Unnamed) "That's my clause."
• (Unnamed) "Right, now clause 83?"
• (Unnamed) "Oh -- except for Mike."

• (Unnamed) "I was in the basement, playing my favorite game, 'Murder In The Dark.'"

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