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Oliver and Company Quotes

Oliver and Company is a TV show that first aired in 1970 . Oliver &amp ended its run in 1970.

It features J. A. C. Redford in charge of musical score.

Oliver and Company is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of Oliver and Company is 73 minutes long. Oliver and Company is distributed by Buena Vista Pictures Distribution.

The cast includes: Cheech Marin as Tito, Sheryl Lee Ralph as Rita, Bette Midler as Georgette, Joey Lawrence as Oliver, William Glover as Winston, Natalie Gregory as Jenny, Taurean Blacque and Carl Weintraub as Roscoe, Robert Loggia as Sykes, and William Glover as Einstein.

Oliver and Company Quotes

Bette Midler as Georgette

  • (Bette Midler) "Save me, save me Alonzo."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Hey, get off my back woman. I'm driving."
  • (Bette Midler) "I, um, hope you won't think me rude, but do you happen to know out of whose bowl you're eating?"
  • (Joey Lawrence) "Yours?"
  • (Bette Midler) "Ooh. Aren't you a clever kitty?"
  • (Bette Midler) "And do you have any idea whose home this is?"
  • (Joey Lawrence) "I -- thought it was Jenny's."
  • (Bette Midler) "Well, it may be Jenny's house, but everything from the doorknobs down is mine."
  • (Bette Midler) "Don't you come any closer. I knew this would happen someday."
  • (Dodger) "Oh, you've barking up the wrong tree, sister. It's not you we're after."
  • (Bette Midler) "It's not?"
  • (Bette Midler) "It's not ? Well why not? What's the problem, Spot? Not good enough for you? I mean, do you even know who I am? 56 blue ribbons. 14 regional trophies. Six-time national champion."
  • (Dodger) "Oh, and we're all very impressed. Right, guys?"
  • (Cheech Marin) "Very impressed."
  • (Bette Midler) "You pretty pups all over the city / I have your hearts and you have my pity / Pretty is nice, but still it's just pretty / Perfect, my dears, is me."
  • (Bette Midler) "Girl, we've got work to do / Pass me the paint and glue / Perfect isn't easy / But -- it's -- me. /And when one knows the world is watching / One does what one must / Some minor adjustments, Darling / Not for my vanity / But for humanity."

Cheech Marin as Tito

  • (Cheech Marin) "Hey, hey, hey. There is a lady, Francis."
  • (Bette Midler) "Well, it's nice to see that one of you has some manners."
  • (Cheech Marin) "After you, my little croissant."
  • (Francis) "Good grief."
  • (Cheech Marin) "I don't have time for long goodbyes, but here's something to remember me by, baby."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Ooh, I think she likes me, man."
  • (Cheech Marin) "It's newspaper burritos for breakfast again, man."
  • (Dodger) "Hey, keep it down, guys. The game's on."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Oh boy, Dodger. Tough dog have to get help from a CAT."
  • (Dodger) "Hey, Tito, uh, cool it, man."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Come on, let's see this big, bad kitty fight in action."
  • (Dodger) "Hey Tito, LOOK."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Check it out."
  • (Francis) "Oh, shredded leather."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Shredded wha -- What you talkin' about, man? That's a primo wallet, man."
  • (Francis) "Rubbish, you mean."
  • (Cheech Marin) "All right, that does it, Frankie, man. You insulted my pride, and this means death."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Ignacio Alonso Julio Federico de Tito."
  • (Bette Midler) "Get away from me, you little bug-eyed creep."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Hey, man, if this is torture, chain me to the wall."

William Glover as Winston

  • (Dodger) "Picture the city. 8th and Broadway. The crowd's hustling. The traffic's roaring. The hot dogs are sizzling."
  • (William Glover) "I love a story with food in it."
  • (Dodger) "Enter Dodger, one bad puppy. Not just out for himself, but community minded. But he's not alone. Enter the opposition. A vicious, ugly, psychotic monster. Gleaming claws, dripping fangs, and nine lives, all of them hungry. He came at me, his eyes burning. I knew my time had come. Suddenly --"
  • (William Glover) "I know you're growing attached to the little fellow, but do try to understand. Your parents left me responsible for you."
  • (Natalie Gregory) "They won't mind. Really. Don't worry, kitty. I'll take care of you."
  • (William Glover) "Georgette is not going to like this."
  • (William Glover) "Look what I found."
  • (Francis) "Good show. Now all we need is a net and a tennis court."
  • (William Glover) "Do you think this place is big enough?"
  • (Dodger) "You wanna leave? Fine. There's the door."
  • (William Glover) "But he just got here."
  • (Dodger) "Go on. No one's stoppin' ya."
  • (William Glover) "Rise and shine, Georgette. Your public awaits."

Robert Loggia as Sykes

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Joey Lawrence as Oliver

  • (Joey Lawrence) "So when are we gonna eat?"
  • (Dodger) "We?"
  • (Joey Lawrence) "Yeah. I'm starvin'."
  • (Dodger) "Listen, kid. I hate to break it to ya, but the dynamic duo is now the dynamic uno."
  • (Joey Lawrence) "What do ya mean?"
  • (Dodger) "What I mean is, our partnership is herewith dissolved."
  • (Joey Lawrence) "But, wait. Wait. You're not being fair."
  • (Dodger) "Fares are for tourists, kid. Consider it a free lesson in street savoir faire from New York's coolest quadruped."
  • (Joey Lawrence) "What kind of work do we do anyway?"
  • (Cheech Marin) "Investment banking, man. Didn't you read about us in the Wall Street Journal?"
  • (Joey Lawrence) "Really?"
  • (Francis) "Yes. Captains of Industry."

Taurean Blacque and Carl Weintraub as Roscoe

  • (Taurean Blacque and Carl Weintraub) "You know Rita, I can't figure out why you rather hang around a dump like this when you could be living uptown with a class act like myself."
  • (Dodger) "Roscoe, Roscoe. Is this us losing our sense of humor?"
  • (Taurean Blacque and Carl Weintraub) "Nah, I ain't lost my sense of humor."
  • (Taurean Blacque and Carl Weintraub) "See? I find that funny."

Sheryl Lee Ralph as Rita

  • (Sheryl Lee Ralph) "Excuse me, assistant, who's Rex?"
  • (Bette Midler) "NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS."
  • (Bette Midler) "and YOU, Tubby, OFF THE BED."
  • (Sheryl Lee Ralph) "Cool it, you guys. It's just a cat."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Mi madre, un gato."
  • (Francis) "Felis domesticus."
  • (Sheryl Lee Ralph) "How did you find this place, cat?"
  • (Joey Lawrence) "I-I was following this dog."
  • (Cheech Marin) "He's lying. He's lying. He's lying --."
  • (Sheryl Lee Ralph) "Stop it, Tito."
  • (Francis) "And why would a cat follow a dog?"
  • (William Glover) "Yeah."
  • (Joey Lawrence) "I just wanted some of the hot dogs I helped him get."
  • (Cheech Marin) "He's a spy, man. Come on, let's eat him. You're dead meat, kitty."
  • (Sheryl Lee Ralph) "Where's the kid?"
  • (Cheech Marin) "He must still be in the car, man."
  • (Sheryl Lee Ralph) "Oh, that poor little kid."
  • (Dodger) "You were supposed to keep an eye on him, Tito."
  • (Cheech Marin) "Yeah. Well, it's hard to watch anything when you're getting barbecued, man."

Natalie Gregory as Jenny

  • (Natalie Gregory) "For the kitty, the house speciality: oeufs a la Jenny avec Cocoa Krispies."

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