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On Golden Pond (1981 film) Quotes

On Golden Pond (1981 film) is a television program that first aired in 1970 . On Golden Pond ended its run in 1970.

It features Bruce Gilbert as producer, Dave Grusin in charge of musical score, and Billy Williams (cinematographer) as head of cinematography.

On Golden Pond (1981 film) is recorded in English and originally aired in United States. Each episode of On Golden Pond (1981 film) is 109 minutes long. On Golden Pond (1981 film) is distributed by Universal Pictures.

The cast includes: Doug McKeon as Billy Ray, Henry Fonda as Norman, Katharine Hepburn as Ethel, William Lanteau as Charlie Martin, Dabney Coleman as Bill Ray, and Jane Fonda as Chelsea Thayer Wayne.

On Golden Pond (1981 film) Quotes

Henry Fonda as Norman

  • (Henry Fonda) "There's someone at the door."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "It's me, you old poop."
  • (Henry Fonda) "Would you like the room where I first violated her mother?"
  • (Henry Fonda) "You like that word, don't you? Bulls***."
  • (Doug McKeon) "Yeah"
  • (Henry Fonda) "It's a good word"
  • (Henry Fonda) "Look at the god****ed Orioles. Baltimore's always been a sneaky town."
  • (Henry Fonda) "Wanna dance or would you rather just suck face?"
  • (Henry Fonda) "Who the hell is that? Who in the hell is in this picture here?"
  • (Henry Fonda) "You want to know why I came back so fast? I got to the end of our lane. I couldn't remember where the old town road was. I went a little ways in the woods. There was nothing familar. Not one damn tree. Scared me half to death. That's why I came running back here to you. So I could see your pretty face and I could feel safe and that I was still me."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "You're safe, you old poop and you're definitely still you picking on poor old Charlie. After lunch, after we've gobbled up all those silly strawberries we'll take ourselves to the old town road. We've been there a thousand times. A thousand. And you'll remember it all. Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armour. Don't you forget it. You're gonna get back up on that horse and I'm gonna be right behind you holding on tight and away we're gonna go, go, go."
  • (Henry Fonda) "I don't like horses. You are a pretty old dame aren't you? What are you doing with a dotty old son of a bitch like me?"
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "Well, I haven't the vaguest idea."
  • (Henry Fonda) ""Ethel Thayer." It sounds like I'm lisping, doesn't it?"

Dabney Coleman as Bill Ray

  • (Dabney Coleman) "Well, how does it feel to turn eighty?"
  • (Henry Fonda) "Twice as bad as it did turning forty."

Katharine Hepburn as Ethel

  • (Katharine Hepburn) "Don't you think that everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain amount of bitterness and regret? It doesn't have to ruin your life."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "Listen to me, mister. You're my knight in shining armor. Don't forget it. You're going to get back on that horse and I'm going to be right behind you, holding on tight and away we're going to go, go, go."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "Don't be such an old poop."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "That son of a bitch happens to be my husband."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "Don't you think that everyone looks back on their childhood with a certain amount of bitterness and regret about something?"
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "You're a big girl now. Aren't you tired of it all? Bore, bore."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "It doesn't have to ruin your life, darling."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "Life marches by, Chels. I suggest you get on with it."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "You know, Norman, you really are the sweetest man in the world, but I'm the only one who knows it."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "Come here, Norman. Hurry up. The loons. The loons. They're welcoming us back."

Doug McKeon as Billy Ray

  • (Doug McKeon) "So, I heard you turned 80 today."
  • (Henry Fonda) "Is that what you heard?"
  • (Doug McKeon) "Yeah. Man, that's really old."
  • (Henry Fonda) "You should meet my father."
  • (Doug McKeon) "Your father's still alive?"
  • (Henry Fonda) "No, but you should meet him."
  • (Doug McKeon) "A canoe. Just like the Indians used."
  • (Henry Fonda) "Actually, the Indians used a different grade of aluminum."
  • (Doug McKeon) "I might not stick around here. I might just haul my ass up to Wyoming, Puerto Rico, one of those places. Listen, I know I'm just being dumped here. Just like my middle name. You turkeys don't want me."
  • (Henry Fonda) "Bulls***. I'm sixty-seven years older than you. How do you know what I want?"

Jane Fonda as Chelsea Thayer Wayne

  • (Jane Fonda) "It just seems like we've been mad at each other for so long --"
  • (Henry Fonda) "I didn't think we were mad; I just thought we didn't like each other."

William Lanteau as Charlie Martin

  • (William Lanteau) "How old will you be? On your birthday?"
  • (Henry Fonda) "A hundred and three."
  • (William Lanteau) "Ms. Appley had a birthday. She turned 97."
  • (Katharine Hepburn) "Do you hear that Norman? Ninety-seven."
  • (Henry Fonda) "There's something to be said for a deviant lifestyle."

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